The Best Korean War

The long awaited sequel to [[Based Stickman|Fallout: New Vegas

The Best Korean War or Fallout: North Korea is the name of a currently-brewing [[Fanfic|hypothetical]] [[war]] that will occur should [[Best Korea]]n president and professional [[Cartman]] cosplayer Kim Jong-un make good on his [[Internet tough guy|repeated threats]] to [[nuke]] the [[Jewnited States of Americunts]]. While [[some argue]] that such an event would cause [[World War III]], a far more likely scenario is that America and [[President]] [[The Donald|Donald J. Trump]] will simply retaliate by bombing Best Korea back into the [[Caveman|Stone Age]] with a 10-minute volley of MOAB strikes and maybe [[Hiroshima|a couple of nukes]] added for [[Last measure|good measure]].

The fact of the matter is, if Best Korea chose to nuke [[California]] or [[Guam]] and then found itself being turned into a [[9/11|smoldering pile of rubble]] – [[noone]] would actually care enough to start a [[World War]] and life would go back to normal within days. There's even a high likelihood that, if [[Berkeley]] was nuked by the Best Koreans, life in America would actually significantly improve thanks to the death of the majority of [[Antifa]]'s members and supporters.

World War III is far more likely to occur when either [[Turkey]] or [[Jews did WTC|Israel]] does something stupid that royally pisses off America. And let's just continue to ignore the [[fact]] that a majority [[Muslim]] country called Chechnya [[literally]] opened [[concentration camps]] for [[gays]] in early [[2017]].

How To Prepare For The Best Korean War

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See Also

* [[The Jewnited States of Americunts]]
* [[Best Korea]]
* [[World War III]]
* [[Shit nobody cares about]]
*[[Korean War|The Worst Korean War]]

[[Category:Events]]