The Failkips Strikes Back

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In the aftermath of [[Sam Leeson]]'s suicide, [[Shit nobody cares about|a Gloucestershire area newspaper]] published an extremely [[lulzy]] and [[TOW|not at all biased]] http://www.thisisgloucestershire.co.uk/news/Youtube-nuisance-posts-video-Sam-Leeson/article-191577-detail/article.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">article about our very own [[User:DavidFailkips|David Failkips]] and his http://www.mediafire.com/?mtcs2kzf2dc" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">baleeted by [[ YouTube|JewTube] video] regarding the lil' [[an hero]].

At first, Mr. Failkips spent [[over 9000]] hours laughing his ass off that some newspaper in [[Great Britain]] actually took the time to write an article about a video that it took him five minutes to make. Then, the cumulative effect of the endless stream of hate mail from [[emos]] took its toll, and he briefly turned [[faggot|emo]] over it himself. All seemed lost, until [[Raptor Jesus]] miraculously restored his balls, and David Failkips suddenly awoke in the [[Waaaambulance]], tore all the sticky heart rate measuring crap off his chest, and leapt from the [[Waaaambulance]], doing a barrel roll in mid-air, to return to his [[Basement|Top Secret Laboratory]] to prepare his ultimate weapon against http://www.thisisgloucestershire.co.uk" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">The Citizen, a [[TL;DR]] e-mail.

The Citizen's request for comment

[[Last Thursday|The day before the article was published]], a [[faggot|reporter]] sent a message to Mr. Failkips via [[MySpace]] ([[LOLWUT|LOLWUT?]]), which was ignored because [[David]] assumed that it was more [[emos]] trying to get [[Dox]] on him. When it turned out to be legit, Mr. Failkips [[Shit Bricks|shat brix]].

For your [[lulz|enjoyment]], this is how professional reporters try to get a comment for a news story in [[Great Britain]]:

The Response: The Failkips Strikes Back

After recovering from his temporary [[butthurt]] and [[faggotry]], [[User:DavidFailkips|The Kips of Fail]] got [[Drunk]] and wrote the following [[TL;DR]] bullshit. Due to his tendency to be [[faggot|overly sincere]] once the initial euphoria of intoxication wears off, it ended up being more [[Serious Business]] than For The [[Lulz]], but he tried, so he gets a [[Retard|gold star sticker]] for effort. Since there is no chance in hell of [[Shit nobody cares about|whatever the fuck that newspaper was called]] publishing any of it without heavily editing any choice quotes to make Mr. Failkips look like an even bigger [[faggot]] than he actually is.

So, without further ado, the promised [[TL;DR]], now with added [[Lulz]] for healthy, growing bones!:

The Immediate Aftermath

And then, after reviewing and wikifying the [[TL;DR|e-mail]], David Failkips proclaimed, "[[Raptor Jesus|God]]. I am a massive [[faggot]]," and promptly [[an hero|an hero'd]]. Oh, and he also did some [[shit nobody cares about]] on his [[YouTube|Jewtube]] account, namely actually removing all of the supportive comments and leaving all the [[Waaaambulance|"ur a doodie hed"]] comments, for the [[lulz]], naturally.

"[[NAMBLA|Youths Against Crimes]]" jumps into the fray

On June 21, 2008, http://www.youthsagainstcrimes.org" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Youths Against Crimes, a website that apparently believes that [[bulling is rabbit]] on the [[Serious Business|Internet]], contacted The Kips of Fail via [[YouTube]]. Failkips, being an [[basement-dweller|Anon]], had nothing better to do on a Saturday night, was of course there to respond. Enjoy, dear reader, the faggotry:

The [[NAMBLA|Youths Against Crimes]] message

The Response, in which things are again spelled out laboriously for [[newfags]]

[[NAMBLA|Youths Against Crimes]] responds. ZOMG, Anonymous are [[Hackers on steroids|Online Terrorists]]!

Failkips facepalms, and tries to talk some sense into those who support the Disney-ifying of the Internets

[[NAMBLA|Youths Against Crimes]] continutes with their [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]

Links, because you really want to read MOAR CRAP

*http://www.thisisgloucestershire.co.uk/news/Youtube-nuisance-posts-video-Sam-Leeson/article-191577-detail/article.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">the crapfest article that prompted this faggotry
*http://www.youthsagainstcrimes.org/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Youths Against Crimes website, which appears to have been made in 1997.

See Also

*[[Sam Leeson]]
*[[Shameless self promotion]]
*[[Unwarranted self-importance]]
*[[Serious Business]]
*[[TL;DR]]

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