The Great ED IRC War of 2013

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In the year of 2013, a war was dawned; a war of ircs. Wtfuxnet had evolved from an unnotable entity to the home of various chat channels, fueled by the success of the resurrected [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. However, some of these channels were, of sorts, polar opposites.

Key:
*R: Ruined
*~: Huge faggot
*LD: Channel leader
*BN: #buttnerd
*ED: ED op

{| class="wikitable"
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|Channels
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*[[Get on IRC fgt|#ed]]
*[[Legendary ruin status|#buttnerd]]
*[[Furry|#wtfux]]
*[[azn|#808]]
*[[EDiot|#wiki]]

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|People
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*[[phobos]]BN
*nicotineBNLD
*[[User:FredJuicynips|FredJuicy (Fruicy)]]BN
*[[User:LiteralKa|LiteralKa]]R
*[[puddles]]LD~
*[[zaiger]]EDLD
*[[User:nachash|nachash]]LD
*[[TKN]]/TKN_Bot (aka FBI and FBI_Log_Bot)R~ED
*[[Beefcake|Beefcake]]~ED
*JakebobR~
*[[User:Unit8200|Unit8200]] (lilybet)~
*[[Meepsheep]]EDBN
*[[bonzi_b]]
*[[Bombermanfan]]R~
*dylan
*[[User:Anal Samuelson|Anal_Samuelson]]BN
*[[Grove|dolphin]]RLD
*[[User:NekoArc|NekoArc]]BNLD
*[[User:Solarra|katsy/solarra/kaela/(fake) gencdo]]~BNLD
*[[User:Mike the Great|mike]]R~ED
*[[user:CapnPickles|Pickles/Simplex]]

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|}

The Players


{| summary="IRC War Players."
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upright | alt=Phobos | [[phobos
upright | alt=Phobos | [[phobos
is an elite ircer of unascertained gender, proudly waving the [raged] tag. Shortly before the ignition of the ED IRC War, she manged to piss off dylan enough to be plotted into dox-dom, which due to her hipster lifestyle presented few reasons to quit IRC in the manner of LiteralKa.]]
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upright | alt=Meepsheep | [[Meepsheep
upright | alt=Meepsheep | [[Meepsheep
is arguably ED's greatest op, known for bans of any chatter identified of the autistic variety, additionally known for enabling faggots like [[Equivamp]] and [[User:Solarra|katsy]] to continue pouring fuel onto the fiery wounds of ED IRC.]]
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upright | alt=What we now know... | Known for [[Nigger|extremely dark skin pigmentation irl
upright | alt=What we now know... | Known for [[Nigger|extremely dark skin pigmentation irl
as well as crippling autism. [[TKN]] is actually a former FBI informant who helped snitch out [[AnonOps]] after his home got raided (in addition to this, [[Bel-Air|his mom got scared]]). Somewhere in the 14-17 age range.]]
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upright | alt=dolphin | Former IRC celebrity via [[Grove
upright | alt=dolphin | Former IRC celebrity via [[Grove
chat crew, rose to infamy from continuous molishings of ED IRC, generally accredited with LiteralKa for being the source of all nu-ED IRC drama. Eventually managing to piss off [[User:Nachash|nachash]], dolphin soon found himself on the [[dox|same sinking ship]] as LiteralKa.]]
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upright | alt=bonzi_b | A true-to-life gangster and supporter of the [[aush0k|real e-boss
upright | alt=bonzi_b | A true-to-life gangster and supporter of the [[aush0k|real e-boss
, [[bonzi_b|bonzi]] was known for his uncontested molishings of chatters (until dylan showed up as a worthy opponent). Also he has a retarded sister, whom melt wishes to fuck.]]
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upright | alt=Beefcake | Much like TKN, 90% of the autism smell in #ed can be traced back to [[Beefcake
upright | alt=Beefcake | Much like TKN, 90% of the autism smell in #ed can be traced back to [[Beefcake
, who, when not making inappropriate gestures at any and all female chatters, is either being trolled, or talking about [[lunix]] shit under the impression that at least one person will care. This last illusion is obviously false.]]
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ubright | alt=kaela | Known by many nicks, [[User:Solarra|Solarra/kaela/katsy/luna/gencdo (etc)
ubright | alt=kaela | Known by many nicks, [[User:Solarra|Solarra/kaela/katsy/luna/gencdo (etc)
was a primary source of much rage, notably from nicotine. A persistent pusher of the [[cigarsex]] trend, Solarra, in addition to gencdo, is known for impersonation of [[beefrave]] after his complete ruination.]]
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Key Events (in chronololgical order)

dolphin ruins ED IRC via Zalgo


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emo mike


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TKN loses ops


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puddles is mad


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How lolcows go about getting pussy (unit8200)


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TKN gets outed as a fed (aka TKN loses the game)


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See Also

*[[The ED Civil War]]
*[[Dancing Sandwich War]]

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