The Well-Cultured Anonymous

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The Well-Cultured Anonymous (abbreviated WCA) is a [[book]] containing informative sections describing how to be a well-mannered and social Anon. Written in true [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica|Encyclopedia Dramatica]] [[Style_guide|style]], the Well-Cultured Anonymous promises hours of meme filled enjoyment that may actually get you a[[head]] in life.

The https://github.com/bibanon/bibanon/wiki" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Bibliotheca Anonoma maintains a successor, https://github.com/bibanon/bibanon/wiki/The-Return-of-the-Well-Cultured-Anonymous" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous, containing new information lost from Wikichan, or left behind on the Well Cultured Magazine's old wiki.

Who the hell made this?

[[You]] made this. Well, no, not you. You haven't done a god damned thing with your [[life]]. By you, I mean Wikichan.org. [[Wiki]][[chan]] was a website set up by users of [[Chans_Portal|*chan]] to [[save]] much of the [[content]] they had [[crap|created]]. After crashing multiple times over a period of eight or nine months, Wikichan shut down permanently on 22 November 2007, and the sysop disappeared without notice.

Somehow, some-when, between then and now, http://wikichan.net/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Wikichan came back online. Of course, it's not the same Wikichan, it's a different [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|Wikichan]].

Why You Need This Book

Life has lots of questions you can't answer, you [[ignorant]] fuck. Questions like: Should I trim my pubes or let them grow? Will Nair burn my [[vagoo]]? What type of clothes do I look good in? How do I stand in a line without grunting, smelling, shifting around noisily and otherwise making a general cunt of myself while not actually doing anything? From the most basic questions to the most complex, The Well-Cultured Anonymous has the answers, because you're too dumb to figure it out yourself.

This book will teach 15-year-old WoW players who live in their mothers' basements how to make themselves seem normal to the outside world. And how to get head.

This Book Teaches:

*Proper Hygiene
**How to trim your pubes without cutting off [[cock|anything important]]
*How to dress
**What actually looks good
**Hiding your [[fat|jelly rolls]]
**Buying on a budget
*Basic Finance
**Budgeting
**Saving for Retirement
**Banks and Credit Unions
*Basic Do it Yourself
**[[Masturbating|Tinkering]] and Fine Tuning
*Proper Dieting and Exercise
**The easy ways to do it
**Cooking
***When you MUST cook
***Setting the Table and the Mood
***Wine and the Tasting thereof
*Drinking
**Dude, let's get [[Drunk|WASTED]]
**Being a good Bartender
***Mixing Drinks
**Being a good guest
*Writing, [[Music]], Fine Cinema, Classic Literature and other topics of [[Culture]]
*High-school Survival
**College/University Entrance Exams

And much much more!

The Well-Cultured Anonymous includes not one, not two, but [[EXTREME_ADVERTISING|FIVE]] chapters on [[Dating]], [[Open_relationship|Relationships]] and [[Sex]]! These are of utmost importance to the [[basement|basement dwelling]] [[troll]] who would [[Thursday|some day]] hope to attract and keep a [[wimmins]] in the [[kitchen]]. And it's all contained in a scant 110 highly enjoyable, easily digested pages is everything you need to know. And lots of things you didn't.

See Also

*[[Anonymous]]
*[[Book]]
*[[Sick_fuck|Sick Fuck]] - What this book will ([[hope|hopefully]]) keep you from being.
*[[The Comprehensive Guide To Life]] - ED's version
*[[You|The Un-Cultured Anonymous]] - the evil version

External Links

*https://github.com/bibanon/bibanon/wiki/The-Return-of-the-Well-Cultured-Anonymous" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Bibliotheca Anonoma - The Return of the Well Cultured Anonymous
*https://github.com/bibanon/bibanon/raw/master/Files/the_well-cultured_anonymous.pdf" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">The book in .PDF format. Enjoy!
*http://shii.org/knows/The_Well_Cultured_Anonymous" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">TWCA on [[Shii]]'s site
*http://www.wellcultured.com" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">The website inspired by WCA and is still slightly active
:*http://guide.wellcultured.com/index.php?title=Main_Page" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Online wiki page

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