United States of Australia
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The United States of Ausfailia, aka Down Under or the great country full of unpatriotic idiots, is the arrogant, [[alcoholic]], [[redneck|cunt-crunching]] 51st
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Before its discovery by the English [[at least 100 years ago]], Australia, like [[America]], was nothing more than a wasteland of well... nothing, apart from a few tribes of primitive savages called [[Abos]] who occupied the land; doing nothing but draw in caves, smear paint on their bodies, engage in cannibalism and shit in bushes for some 40,000 years.
As the world's largest [[jail]] (it's spelt gaol, but no one uses britfuckish english), based on an early model that would later become Guantanamo Bay, Australia is comprised entirely of the still imprisoned [[inbred|distant relatives]] of [[Britain]]'s worst criminals (tax dodging [[New_Zealand|sheep fuckers]]) and other detritus ([[Aspies]]) and a haven for aspiring international terrorists. Occasionally a feisty young [[Osama]] fanboy such as https://www.theage.com.au/national/hicks-arrives-at-prison-20070520-ge4xp7.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">David Hicks will go [[batshit crazy|rogue]] and spend a few years in Gitmo, but that's OK because these noble heroes will
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Until the mid-20th century the country of Australia wasn't really important as nothing or nobody particularly interesting came from it. It wasn't until some time during the 1960s or so when a group of generous American soldiers, while stationed somewhere in Sydney during [[Vietnam|'Nam]], began pulling Australia out of the Dark Ages by introducing the Aussie population to some cool shit like [[heroin]] and cocaine. This kind gesture by one of Australia's [[bullshit|most trusted and beloved allies]] has never been forgotten as massive heroin, crack and coke epidemics would progressively spread like a disease to several parts of the country for many years to come.
Unlike [[Iraq|other previously invaded countries]], Australians genuinely have weapons of mass destruction and
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Multiculturalism
Asstralians take great pride in their cultural diversity through such large gatherings as https://www.smh.com.au/national/race-riots-spread-to-suburbs-20051212-gdmm7i.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">"The Sydney Race Riots" and legislation such as
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Australia has also done a wonderful job at turning the aborigines into a bunch of pathetic whingbuckets who turn everything to shit when they touch it.
Despite apparent opposition to Pauline Hanson, in all other cases racist politicians are rewarded for dealing with the [[abo]]s and [[User:Sheneequa|other]] [[User:Riboflavin|coloured]] [[User:WhiteMystery|folk]] by whichever means necessary. This includes claiming that innocent refugees who very nearly died coming to Australia in a leaky boat to give their children a better life
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Moreover, even [[white people|whitie]] is not exempt from discrimination via these drunkards. It is virtually impossible to obtain a residence permit unless you [[abortion|knock up]] some Australian whore or are willing to sleep with a fat white middle aged or elderly man for at least 12 months - this is the preferred entry mode for lots of our little south east Asian sisters. Some Australian States legally recognise gender re-assignments, so [[Tranny|lady bois]] can use the fat horny single old guy as an entry route too as long as they are willing to take the final chop and have at least size C implants. However, this is impossible if you so happen to be [[homosexuality|one of those]] in such a case
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All aspiring immigrants to Australia must now pass a https://immi.homeaffairs.gov.au/citizenship/test-and-interview/learn-about-citizenship-interview-and-test" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Citizenship Test which accurately filters out dead economic ballast like Jews, Democrats, and fat bitches. This is achieved by looking for complex underlying knowledge of the national values which not even [[white|true Australians]] would have such as [[Conservatism|Mateship]], [[Serious Business|The Fair Go]], [[Lazy|Voluntarism]], [[Corporate_Cunts|Egalitarianism]] and [[God#List_of_People.2C_Places_and_Things_that_God_Hates|Secularism]]. Persons who pass the test are given a free [[Nazi|Australia: Love it or Piss Off]] insignia kit, and branded with a [[Swastika|Southern Cross]] tattoo.
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Proof of Australia being a nanny state
Being a motorcyclist was recently looking at German Schubert Motorbike Helmets. These excellent helmets, European, and US approved are unobtainable in Australia because they have yet to receive ‘Australian Design Approval’. How big is the army of public servants in Australia approving items already approved by competent authorities, and more to the point how much does this ‘approval’ add to the cost of the item.
I suppose while we are rabbiting on about smoking, alchohol and gambling. Does anybody else really believe that this stupid signing in at clubs, whilst adding thousands and thousands of booklets and stubs to landfill, actually achieves any purpose. Or is just another Government Department justifying its existence. If Alcohol Licensing really wanted to justify their existence how about they take a walk down any main street at 3 am.
Can't quite see why people are getting themselves in a lather about the national broadband network. Would seem to be the catalyst for a paradigm shift in the way they do things. Just think all those offices in all those cities can only do one thing – exchange information. With decent broadband speeds we can all do that from our lounge room. Seems like it would fix the transport problems for a start.
News that, already, European Industrial Companies are sitting on about 10 Billion Euros of carbon credits, and that some major Australian Companies are making a nice little earner by doubling their purchase price of credits when onselling, is a salutory reminder to us all that the credits you give away to day to your solar installer could be worth double tomorrow and that the whole scheme is highly rortable.
It seems the good old ( stay in bed or you might get hurt ) occupational health and safety imbroglio has spawned a thriving industry of private contractors who obviously at great expense with vehicles, flashing lights, hundreds of road cones, slow down signs and other paraphernalia, demand that you start slowing on the highway about a kilometer before a lazy road verge lawnmower machine that is going about its work. In prior years, one sign something like ‘caution road works in progress’ was the norm and to the reasonable person appeared quite satisfactory.
the goverment hides things we all know it, all things cause global warming. How about our planet travelling through the cosmos? How much is caused by what’s on the outside of our atmosphere? What about the sun? Unknown radiation? The point is anything could be causing it and man’s contribution towards warming could be minimal.
Half of the population in the world is in Asia and I bet they will not be paying a carbon tax. China will not stop using coal and they cannot afford not to export the stuff to them. Considering that with 22 million people in Australia they intend changing the worlds habits what a joke. Maybe they should seriously look at their refugee problem when 93% of them being there for five years have not got a job.
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Australian Internets
The [[Pedobear|Australian government]] is VERY worried about your safety online. So serious that they are willing to [[waste|use]] millions of tax payer dollars advertising the most epic 84 million dollar porno filter the world has ever seen. Unfortunately said filter was https://www.zdnet.com/article/teen-cracks-au84-million-porn-filter-in-30-minutes/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">quickly proven by a 16 year old boy to be a complete piece of shit. Good work [[John Howard|Johnny]]. You did the country proud.
You too can download this mind easing tool which will [[Bullshit|100% protect you from the horrors of the internet]] from
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In 2007 [[Kevin_Rudd|Ruddkips]] promised that if elected he would implement a world class "[[porn|adult content]]" filter that if installed would monitor all internet traffic in Australia. [[China|Sound familiar?]] Ruddkips also has a degree in [[Asian]] Studies and speaks fluent Mandarin Chinese hence one can only deduce that [[Kevin_Rudd|Ruddkips]] is a filthy [[communist]] and must be purged before he can start setting up gulags.
By 2010, Australia's filtering scheme has been attacked by
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[[The Great eBarrier Reef of Australia]]
In the style of his close friends in [[China]], Ruddkipz plans to
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Of course if [[you]] are not [[13-year-old boy|retarded]], you can probably figure out a
The [[dox|list]] was recently [[win|leaked]] on [[wikileaks]], it bans the ENTIRE encyclopediadramatica.com domain. It also includes several [[TOW|Wikipedia]] pages:
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[[last thursday|More recently]] due to Ausfailia's [[BAWW|outcry]], Rudkips has decided that it was a [[retarded|stupid]] idea and has scraped it announcing that it was all just a [[social experiment|joke]]. Feeling raped and betrayed, Ausfags slowly recovered and began to warm to Rudkips once moar, https://www.theage.com.au/technology/internet-censorship-plan-gets-the-green-light-20091215-ktzc.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">ONLY TO HAVE THEIR COLLECTIVE ARSE IMPALED BY THE NANNY STATE'S PERSONIFIED CAWK!. Turns out the filter is going ahead as planned, and they announced it in late December, too. Merry Christmas you pathetic cunts!
Broadband
[[Internets]] warrior [[Kevin Rudd]] recently pledged in his election [[cock|pork-barreling]] campaign to give Australia world class internets (
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[[V&]]
Upon viewing this material, [[Australian|you]] are now considered a pedophile and potential terror suspect by the Australian government. The [[Party Van]] is due to arrive at your house any moment now. Allow me to suggest [[An hero|your next course of action]]...
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Law and Order in Australia
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Australian States and Territories
*Australian Capital Territory (capital city: [[Canberra]]). Politicians live here. All of 'em are fuuuuuucken kents.
*Queensland (capital city: [[Brisbane]]). It's like the deep south but tropical. Actually that's an insult to the deep south. At least there you can have an abortion without being https://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/national/abortion-case-stirs-calls-for-law-overhaul-20090904-fa71.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">thrown in jail for 7 years. Queensland is also famous for its police force, which has enacted many [[retarded|rational]] and [[batshit insane|progressive]] policies such as torching a house "under the suspicion" the residents may have marijuana, and beating people unconscious with batons, [[Pepe|just 'cause]]. Its capital [[Brisbane]] is a sweaty, seedy shithole. "Brisbane was the closest thing to a heavy, heavy, junta-style police state I've ever been in. I was looking over my shoulder a lot!" -
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*New South Wales (capital city: [[Sydney]]). Sandniggers, curryniggers, yellowniggers, niggerniggers, and convictniggers living side by side in a vast ghetto sprawl. Also spiders and roaches. Someone nuke that shit. Oh, and there's also a big bridge. Don't forget the big bridge. But beware going west of this bridge may result in one being swarmed by degenerates in nautica sports wear trying to steal your shoes.
*Northern Territory (capital city: [[Darwin]]). Grimey wasteland. BIG FUCKING ROCK. More grimey wasteland. Also [[Aboriginal|Abos]].
*South Australia (capital city: [[Adelaide]]). The one state on australia that people ACTUALLY LIKE. Basically filled with craptons of wine, Festivals, churches, and the one state that wasnt founded by convicts, as it was actually founded by [[Nazi|Germans.]] Nobody gives a fuck about it but everyone knows that its the one non Northern territory state that isnt full bogan retard shithole.State .
*Tasmania (capital city: [[Hell|Hobart]]). Recently sold to [[Denmark]]. Incestuous shithole. Also home of [[Port Arthur massacre|Australia's greatest massacre]].
*Victoria (capital city: [[Melbourne]]). Three kinds of people live here: hipster jew faggots sipping soy lattes at art gallery openings, poofy eurasian scenesters doing the
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*Western Australia (capital city: [[Perth]]). Big, obnoxious & greedy coal mining fucks who like to whinge about the east coast, get butthurt real easy and are always threatening to [[GTFO|secede]] every two days or so because for WA it's [[Period|'that time of the month']] everyday. Basically Australia's [[Texas]]. Australia couldn't care less if the lumbering giant went through with its "[[BAWWW|I'M LEAVING FOREVER]]" [[emo]] tantrums, only to be reminded WA's sand makes up 95% of Australia's economy. The promised land for [[South Africa|white South Africans]] living in exile.
Affiliated areas
*[[Antarctica]]. Ausfags have a thing for vast empty spaces of infertile nothingness. So [[Last thursday|the other day]] they sent
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*[[Monkey Island|Christmas & Cocos (Keeling) Islands]]. Both are degenerate race-mixing shitholes used by the government to dump pakis & sandniggers who arrive by boat as "asylum seekers".
*[[New Zealand]]. Androgynous sheep-rooting hobbits. Unlike Oztrollia's convict past, the kiwis were founded by [[christfag|christfags]]. New Zealand now has a larger prison population than Australia. To curb this trend, the NZ government is sending failboats of maori to Australian shores.
Australia <3's Islam
As the 1990s drew to a close with the climax of Pauline Hanson's "One Nation" party, the traditional Australian past time of bashing Asian refugees lost its shine, as the nation realised it was in fact lucky to be getting such cheap, high grade Vietnamese heroin, and that their [[pussy|grub]] wasn't too bad after all. Clearly with no influence from the American motherland, Aussie thought laterally and with a bit of ingenuity, voila, found a new, largely untapped minority to marginalise, Australian-[[Lesbian|Lebanese]] Arab (translation- loyal, personal ambassadors of [[Osama Bin Laden]]). This method of inducting [[newfags]] into the clan goes back to the [[Potatoes|Irish]], then [[Italians|wogs]] mid-century, and now present day muzzies. In the interests of preserving [[LOL WUT|cultural heritage]], it will no doubt
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Here are some views and reactions of the forever reasonable, outward looking, open minded Australian public...
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Common Assumptions Facts About Australians
*Enjoy throwing their [[cock|shrimps]] (it's prawns you fucking [[Americunt|seppo cunt]]) on barbies.
*Constantly get wasted on tons of their [[Piss|Australian beer]].
*[[none|Have only 5 internets connections]].
*Aussie men are known to be obnoxious, sexist, loud-mouthed alcoholics.
*Are the
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*[[abortion|Abort]] their young soon after birth via dingoes, and have now gained the ability to throw 4 year old children off bridges.
*All live in the desert holding [[dildo|knives]] 24/7 with accents thicker than [[Ron Jeremy]] on benzadrine.
*Are all racist closet [[klan]]sman with a tendency to riot.
*[[Fuck]] kangaroos at every given opportunity to keep up with New Zealand sheep fucking.
**This is bullshit. You ever tried to catch one of those bastards?
*The men are usually horny, overweight perverts.
*http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/5338118.stm" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Kill thousands of innocent stingrays because Steve Irwin was fucking stupid enough to touch one.
*Are fat, lazy, stupid cunts.
*All the women are named Sheila, Shazza, or Cheryl.
* Most blokes (men folk) are named Bazza, Robbo, Mick, Jano or Poida.
*Australian culture is a fusion of the very worst [[American]], [[British]] and [[Leprechaun|Irish]] traits.
*Australian women are hot as fuck (especially Danni and Kylie) *** Don't even kid yourself with that shit; most Australian whores are as just as [[fat]] and hideous as [[American]] whores (and are just as loud and obnoxious, too!). Nice try though, fucktard!
*[[bullshit|Are all part of the chemo that is curing /b/]].
*Australians hate cute, little fluffy bunnies and shoot them on sight.
*Think that the rest of the world thinks Aussies are awesome, but when they go overseas discover that everyone else thinks they are the absurd joke of humanity. <<<<<<< It's funny because it's actually fucking TRUE.
Typical Australians
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Famous Australians
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Australia: The Lucky Country - Also the Radioactive Waste Dump of the World
No matter what they advertised there in Australia, it isn't a lucky country but does pack many lolz. It sucks the balls of [[truth|mighty Asia]] and is nothing more than the dumping grounds of [[shit|nuclear waste]] of America and Europe and displaced European criminals. These disgraces of human beings were deemed unworthy of being on British soil so they were sent to Australia as a means of getting rid of them forever as far away as possible, and hopefully killed. But unfortunately these low-grade humans call Australia the lucky country, but it wasn't lucky for the [[Aboriginal]]s who lived there and lulz-ily got killed by those same [[genocide]] loving [[assholes]]. [[shit no one cares about|Who has been there for 40,000 years]] and the oldest and luckiest country is a [[propaganda]] phrase used to cover up Australia's most lulzy taboo [[Genocide]] lol.
But of course [[white trash|White Australians]] don't like that word, but they'll admit to words like Pacifying, [[Kill]]ing, Cleansing, Excluding, Exterminating, [[Dubai|Poisoning]], Shooting, and Starving. Anything but genocide, anything but the [[truth]].
PRAISE [[redneck|AUSTRALIA]] DAY, Y'ALL!!!
Australian Filmmaking
The [[White]] [[Australian]] [[Government]] paid large tax breaks by to the propagandists for a film simply called "Australia" that advertised this shit country as a fun (link [[sex]]), happy (link [[cum]]), and most of all lucky country. It used an Aboriginal girl (link [[prostitot]]) to distract (link [[stupid]]) people from te continuing ongoing genocide there lol.
Well besides that it's also nothing more than a dumping ground for our [[shit]] anyway, all our Nuclear Waste is shit out of Americas and Britain loose ass near the seas of Australia.
Australia is also known to create inspiring biopics of their most cherished, honored, intelligent and influential citizens, including mass serial-killing sadist and rapist Ivan Milat, referred to as "The Backpacker Murderer."
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They also sometimes peddle out complete crap like:
*[[Ravenswood]]
Other Australians
*[[Geoffrey Leonard]] - Sexually abused a sixteen-year-old boy and his thirteen-year-old brother "beyond belief." After serving his prison term, he wrote several books; all of which are, apparently, about "molesting young boys."
*[[Peter Scully]] - A prime example of how nasty is Australia. Tortured and raped/molested kids -[[Sand Nigger|Sharjah]] [[Jew|Ruler]] style- followed by killing them. Not only that, but he sold such videos on the deep web too.
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Australian shitposter who scored 51 frags in nz_christchurch
*Crocodile Dundee - Australia's official
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*[[Mickyy Moo]] - Yes, the queen of the trolls is from Australia.
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*[[Josef Fritzl]] - Australia's ex-king, current prime minister.
*[[Morgan Bye]] - Australia's Youngest Pedophile
*The [[Teenage Kings of Werribee]] - Young social and political activists and representatives of the Australian culture, expected to form the next government of the country.
*[[David Thorne]] - The only good to ever come from Australia, mostly because he [[butthurt|trolled]] other Australians. Also, he now lives in America.
*[[Rolf Harris]] - Australia's [[Niggers|Colonel Sanders]] lookalike and household name who went from singing about [[Bestiality|tying down kangaroos]] to hosting an [[Lol|animal welfare]] program on the BBC for [[Over 9000|10 years]]. Turns out he's been tying down children too. Recently found guilty of kiddie fiddling, you can be sure Harris' arse will be a wobble board in prison for all his fellow inmates to enjoy.
*[[Port Arthur massacre|Marty Bryant]] - Famous traveller and Australia's current [[IRL]] Unreal Tournament deathmatch champion; scored 35 frags and 19 hits in the
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*[[Steve Irwin]] - Crocodile [[rape|rapist]] who was [[pwnt]] by a fucking STINGRAY.
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*[[TF2|SNOIPAH]] - A polite and civilized gunman. [[Typical|Of course, he's a video game character]] because [[Fact|an actual Australian could conquer none of his traits.]]
*Kylie Minogue - [[Dat ass]].
*[[BLACKbusterCritic#Guptill89 and MichaelDragon800|MichaelDragon800]] - Infamous [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonicfag]], tap pervert and [[brony]].
*[[Rupert Murdoch]] - Controls [[Faux News]], the world's most trusted media network. You can always rely on FOX to cum down your throat.
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*https://www.kotaku.com.au/2009/11/a-letter-from-michael-atkinson/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Michael Atkinson - Responsible for the wholesale banning of [[vidya]], as well as decreeing that anonymous bloggers must blog with their real names during state elections, else risk jail. Less than a day later however, the Attorney-General
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*[[Julian Assange]] - [[IRL troll]] and [[Sweden|Sweeaboo]]-rapist from [[Wikileaks]].
*[[Chopper Read]] - criminal who wrote some books full of lies.
*[[Asshole|HairyNosedWombat]] - By far the biggest Australian faggot to use the internet, this crybaby asshole is a fat, [[Old|70-year-old]] Muslim alcoholic who spends his pathetic existence posting his faggotry on [[IMDb|IMDb.com.]]
Native Animals
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Kangaroo
[[HURR|A popular mode of transport in Australia]], the Kangaroo (pronounced KAN-ga-ROO, meaning "[[idk|Lolwut]]?" in the [[Aboriginal]] tongue) is a cute and fluffy creature that can absolutely rape the shit outta you like Mike Tyson on [[speed]]. They bounce around on their back legs and can knock you out with a punch. The said creatures venture through the bush and deserts, looking for something to eat, and an Aboriginal to kick the shit out of. Some may confuse a kangaroo for a wallaby, and even though they're different, [[nobody gives a shit]]. When asked nicely you can have a ride on a Kangaroo. They will take you to [[Aboriginals]] who will eat you. The Kangaroo's get nothing for riding you to the aboriginals because they're stupid fags. When seeing a kangaroo make sure you're a nigger and have no clothes on to confuse them to be an aboriginal so they wont eat you. When they are alone it is likely that they are fapping to [[4chan]].
[[TsimFuckis|Emu]]
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After millennia of pwning (and being worshipped by) [[Abbos|neanderthals]], this large flightless bird turned its [[You Gonna Get Raped|rapey]] stare to the white man and proceeded to wreak havoc on outback communities by eating all the crops and stampeding through like a giant tumbleweed of beaked [[trollface]]s. This culminated with the Australian government declaring war on the Emu.
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Koala
Contrary to popular belief, a koala is not a fucking bear, faggots. It eats all your trees and sleeps most of the time. Well known for their cuteness and cuddliness, koalas often drop from trees and kill people on impact. They also produce a loud roar that will [[emo|make you cry]]. Protip: [[16 year old Japanese schoolgirl|Japanese schoolgirls]] cannot resist the koala's [[kawaii|kawaii ^-^']], which can be exploited by [[Wapanese|certain]] [[furries|people]].
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The koala is known as one of Australias deadliest animals as almost all of them have chlamydia (no srsly, go look it up) and will spread it to you. it is a well known fact that the reason why koalas have the clap is because that when the aboriginies get high from sniffing paint fumes and they can find any little boys around they will rape any koala they can find.
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[[Pauline Hanson]]
Accurate representation of the political views, and appearance of the average [[Redhead|Australian.]]
How to Troll
*Tell White Australians to go back to the British jails they came from.
*Remind them that White Australians are also immigrants and it doesn't matter how many generations they've been there, they will never be considered real native Australians.
*Remind them that Hitler thought Australians were inferior and wanted the Japanese to wipe them out (another reason why the Nazis should have won the war).
*Ask them about the extensive amount -hundreds- of Australian males traveling to Bali & Thailand to engage in underage prostitution.
*Ask them if their parents were brothers and sisters who had sex due to [[lol|religious crap]].
*Confuse them for Germans.
*Confuse them for New Zealanders
*Confuse them for British
*Confuse them for shit.
*Ask them why their country is infested with pedophiles.
*Ask them why it's legal for adults in Australia to have sex with [[16 year old]] Children.
*Tell them Australia was a prison for British rapists and pedophiles, as a result they carried these genes towards lowering age of consent to 16 in order to maintain their sick pedophilia fantasies.
*Tell them to stop pretending as you know everything.
*Tell them it’s too late to censor it as you already know.
*Tell them that Australian slang is the worst thing that ever happened to the English language and its slowly dying off (thank fuck).
*Remind them that the Anzacs sucked during WW1, and the Muslim Ottoman Empire fucked them up in Gallipoli (not like the Ausfags had a chance).
*Ask them why they celebrate Anzac day even though they lost the battle of Gallipoli(Fucken Retards).
*Say the Gallipoli campaign was less important to WWI than a dry fart in a trench.
*Tell them their women are ugly, dumb and fat (the Australian men already know, that's why they are marrying fit, smart, attractive Asian women).
*Remind them that they are a minor nation that no one gives a fuck about.
*Invite them to see an Australian film.
*Say that [[The_Simpsons|Bart Vs. Australia]] was the best travelogue you've ever watched.
*Interrupt them when they're talking by saying 'a dingo ate your baby'.
*Start every conversation with "Thank God for the [[win|USA]]".
*Apply your own culture's racial stereotypes to their
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*Ask them, "Why are the Lebanese so poorly treated in your country?"
*Tell them any Australian detention centre is worse than [[Mexico|Guantanamo Bay]].
*Tell them the Bali bombing was a [[forced meme]].
*Tell them you know about their 80s-90s Shenanigans of Child Abuse and the worshipping of a devil in human body by doing everything he does.
*Tell them their version of football is [[gay]]. (Only works on Victorians. The entire rest of the country already knows this.)
*Remind them that the superior smart Asians and Indians are the only reason their country is doing economically well, and has nothing to do with the fat,lazy,drunk,stupid white convicts. (That statement is surprisingly true).
*Remind them that China could wipe Australia of the world map with their Nuclear arsenal, so keep sucking their cock.
*Purposely confuse their flag with the [[New Zealand]] flag.
*If you hear them talk, tell them they sound British.
*Remind them they are the spawn of convict buttrape (disregard that, that's their greatest source of pride).
*Remind them that they are actually the low caste inferior whites, no different from the nigga white Irish and the sub-human white eastern Europeans.
*Tell them that removing the White Australia policy was the best thing that ever happened to their country.
*Make fun of the way they pronounce "no" at every given opportunity. "[[Lulz|NOY]]"
*Bring up "Cheer Cheese" and how it used to be known as "[[Nigger|Coon]] Cheese" and tell them that it is made from [[aboriginal]] nigger [[Smegma|dick cheese]] (hence it's former name) and sells well among the white australians.
*Call them a "[[Racemixing|Gin Jockey]]"
Things Australians Hate
*Australia
*Being patriotic
*Asians
*[[Allah]]
*[[Aboriginal|Aboriginals]]
*[[Everybody|Anyone who disagrees with them]]
*Foster's Beer
*The [[United Kingdom|British]]
*Kiwis
*Eating healthy foods
*The [[Jewnited States of Americunts|Americans]]
*Enforcing the law
*Helping [[poor]] people
*[[Mel Gibson]]
*Indians
*The [[Westboro Baptist Church]]
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*Sobriety
*Exercise
*[[Truth]]
*The Housing Market
Great Australian Bake Sale
The Great Australian Bake Sale of 2009 began in the [[Melbourne|Victoria region]] on the 7th of February when a group of ozzy /b/tards decided to raise money for moar internets by staging a bonfire and charging people $1A (about [[Yurop|£]]0.00001) to roast marshmallows.
Sadly, the aforementioned 'tards got so caught up in watching old episodes of [[Soap opera|Sons & Daughters]] that they didn't watch the BBQ properly and things got a bit out of hand.
Many people tried to hide from the flames but due to a recent outbreak of AIDS, most [[Pool's closed|pools were unfortunately closed]].
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Image:Paul-keating.jpg|Prime Minister Paul Keating said on gay marriage, "Two blokes with moustaches and a spaniel do not make a family." He then divorced his [[Trap|missus]] for a life of [[Fag|smoking teh dick]].
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Image:HowardFinger.jpg|Aussie EX-Prime Minister [[John Howard]]. He's
Image:Holtage.jpg|Prime Minister Harold Holt simply disappeared one hilarious day in 1967 whilst bodysurfing. In his honour, Australia
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File:Aussielewd.png|You are [[cp|what you fap to]].
Image:AustraliaSpiders.jpg|Even [[Zezima]] has trouble with them.
Image:Motivator - Dishes.jpg|"According to an https://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/aussie-blokes-make-the-worst-husbands-study-20090804-e8k7.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Oxford study Australian men make the world’s worst husbands. [[LMAO|They simply refuse to lift a finger to help out with housework]]."
Image:Abos burning flag.jpg|Aboriginal don't know desecrating the flag is the white fella's favourite pastime.
Image:Grouse.jpg|Fine young Australian women practicing a popular Australian pastime.
File:Milo Goatse.jpg|Popular Australian beverage
Image:Australia cops not corrupt.png|Demographics of Australia: 5 cops for every Abo, 5 beach whores for every cop.
Image:Grand_Theft_Auto_Cronulla_Beach.jpg|Extra points if you hit a muso.
Image:True Australian Fight Police with Beer Bottles.jpg|
Image:Aussie pride tattoo fail.jpg|Rattail, [[crap|fully sik]] tattoo of Australia, and skin cancer: three Australian icons.
Image:Aussie girl raep soccer ball.png|Soccer's for fuckin' poofs mate... [[fap|fapfapfapfap]].
Image:Abbo.jpg|Native Australians spear-headed a musical renaissance during the 70s with tribal dancing on flashing coloured squares the likes of which had never been seen.
Image:Coon cheese.png|Australia, [[I am disappoint]].
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Image:Julia Gillard FGSFDS.jpg|The Australian political machine is a [[1337|global leader]] in Tubes 2.0 campaigning.
Image:AustraliaUSAbases.gif|Australia is proud to host many of the [[USA]]'s state-of-the-art [[torture]] centres.
Image:Milat.gif|Would you accept a ride with
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Image:English_plz.jpg|The head of the newly-created Ministry of Citizenship and Assimilation.
Image:Peterhodkins kiama downs boy.jpg|Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Oi, Oi, Oi!
Image:Australia fuck yeah.jpg| Mad as vl turbo, ported subwoofa, pumpin the hardstylez uleh.
Image:Fosters.jpg|Australians love it [[in the ass]].
Image:Ruddkipz.jpg|So I heard you voet Ruddkipz...
Image:Wtfaussies.png|[[Internets]] in Australia, don't allow Aus[[Fags]] to access [[4chan]]. And nothing of value is lost.
Image:hulkhaetsaustralia.jpg|Hulk hates Australia.
Image:Delicious fags.png|[[Fags]] are considered a delicacy among Australian children.
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Image:Prince_of_labor.jpg|The budget is [[over 9000]].
Image:Victoria---the-place-to-be.jpg|Go to [[Melbourne|Victoria]], get eaten by fire.
Image:Australian internet.jpg|Samuel L. Jackson hates this censorship crap.
Image:I haet aussies.jpg|So does John McClane.
Image:Typical_australian.JPG|The two major food groups of Australians are [[beer]] and [[cigarette]]s, as illustrated by [[User:Hoveround|Hoveround]].
Image:Lol wut cunt.jpg|[[LOL WUT]]
Image:Australia.gif|Most Australians' heads resemble this shape.
Image:Australia Post Racism.jpg|He's doin it for teh lulz.
Image:Sharkgull.jpg|JESUS CHRIST IT'S A SHARKGULL GET IN THE CAR!
Image:Southaustralia.gif| Living in or visiting South Australia automatically makes you [[emo|sad]].
Image:australiafull.jpg|Support the Nation, set it as your MSN DP.
Image:Australiafullofit.jpg|Save the World from these asshats, set it as your MSN DP.
File:IamhereAusfailsticker.png|Some do manage to sneak in
Image:Aussie Flag.PNG|A [[popular opinion|popular]] alternate Australian flag.
File:The full extent of Australian culture.png|The full extent of Australian culture
File:Aussiebigtits.jpg
File:OZpoofta.jpg
File:EDMX.JPG|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] in the australian news.
File:OH SHI- Exploitable Kangaroo.Gif|Asshole Kangaroo.
Image:Ruddkipsausieland.png|The Australian Flag during the reign of Ruddkipz.
Image:Supa NIGA.jpg|A typical Australian supermarket that caters to [[boongs]].
File:AngryAussiebattler.png| Aussie spotting Fobs (Fresh off the Boat)
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File:Miss-Port-Adelaide.jpg
File:Perth10.jpg
File:OS Faggotry 11.JPG
File:BoxingKangaroo.jpg
File:Gay Australia Map.png|Political map.
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Australian Music
Famous Australians on ED
*[[Aboriginal]] - Typical citizens of Ausfalia.
*[[Hugh Jackman Can Ride Anything]] - An example of Ausfalia trying [[forced meme|to force a meme]].
*[[Josef Fritzl]] - The most famous Ausfalian.
*[[Cocaine Babe]] not a citizen but she'll be in Australia for almost 5 years.
*[[Rove McManus]]
*[[Super Planet Dolan|Danger Dolan]]
*[[Ruth Frith]]
*[[Daniel Iskandar]] - Claims to be a celebrity because of this page.
*[[Snapesnogger]] - World's most glass jawed Deviantartist.
*[[Team Fortress 2]] - FPS game featuring ausfags
*[[Yahtzee]] Worthless piece of shit. So as tradition, the British government b& his ass to stralia
*[[Dev-catscratch]]
*[[Mad Max (Game)]]
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