Vermin Supreme

Vermin Supreme is without a doubt, hands down the best candidate to run for [[President|president]] in all history of [[America]]. His policies rival that of the ever revered [[W|George Washington]] and [[Gay|Abraham Lincoln]]. The [[Dildo|boot]] atop his head is said to grant him knowledge beyond the comprehension of any mortal human. According to polls, Vermin Supreme has at least [[over 9000]]% chance of winning this election. Anyone who votes [[DOING IT WRONG|otherwise]] is a fucking [[Jew]] who can't handle the fact that their so-called all-powerful "[[God]]" has finally met his match.

The presidential campaign

Vermin Supreme is extremely cunning and calculated in his race for the [[Politics|White House]]. His tactics against the opposition usually consist of damning http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whFBCIzwxp8" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">their genes to the eternal gayness and spraying them with pixie dust.

Just like the one before him, the failure [[Barack_Obama|Baroque Obama]], Vermin Supreme tries to appeal to all voting groups by claiming to be a friendly fascist and a tyrant one could trust. Of course we all know that being a failure is not one of Supreme's qualities as future's absolute ruler. In fact it was Baroque that actually mimicked Supreme, like every other religion before [[Flying_Spaghetti_Monster|Pastafaria]] mimicked the said religion. The [[Postal 2|dude]] did it, duh! [[George_W_Bush|Neanderthal W. "Missing Link" Bush]], both of them and [[Cheney|Dickie "Chucky" Cheney]] are said to have helped.

His presidential promises, the promises that he himself promised not to fulfill (at least he's being honest, folks) are a competent bunch of the following. Health: an excellent and forced dental plan. Energetics: converting to a green zombie power. Everything else: a pony based currency and identification systems for... everything else.

Not that any of that matters, however, since everybody knows that his victory is assured, remaining his and only his for the taking. Being an immortal, an omnipotent, an omniscient and all that deity among men surely helps. Vote for him or die!

Birth Name/Drama

Vermin Supreme had his name legally changed to Vermin Love Supreme many moons ago. Obviously he wasn't born with that name, but he doesn't want anyone to know what his birth name was. Why, you ask?

Unfortunately for Vermin Supreme, people who went to high school with him didn't get that memo, and disclosed that he was born as (Norman) Scott Taylor.

A troll has gained e-fame for repeatedly threatening Vermin Supreme with publishing his [[Dox|personal information]] if he didn't disclose it himself, which caused Vermin Supreme to openly rage and threaten to kill him on his official Facebook page.

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Videos

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Dare to believe!

Other Candidates

*[[Donald Trump]]
*[[Ron Paul]]
*[[Mitt Romney]]
*[[Rick Santorum]]
*[[Rick Perry]]
*[[Newt Gingrich]]
*[[Michele Bachmann]]

See Also

*[[Put Shoe On Head]]
*[[Teeth]]
*[[Ponies]]
*[[Zombie]]
*[[Vermin|Vermin Non-Supreme]]

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