Virgin Killer

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"Virgin Killer"

In early December 2008, [[Chris Hansen]] was browsing [[Wikipedia]] and came across the article about the 1976 album "[[Virgin]] [[Killer]]" by German [[Metal (music)|Metal]] band "Scorpions". Noticing the cover shows a delicious [[loli]] in an advanced state of undress, he called the [[Internet Watch Foundation]] and demanded they tell [[Wikipedia]] to have a seat over there.

The article contained an image considered "[[CP|potentially illegal]]" (The album cover artwork). [[Jimbo Wales]] and his disciples were intensely [[butthurt|buttraped]] and issued a [[lie|statement]] that he "Didn't [[fap]] over the album cover image, well, not more than once anyway".

Hansen has since moved on to rage over [[Led Zeppelin|Houses of the Holy.]]

The Great Britain Banning

The image was filtered through [[Proxy|proxies]] to protect the fine people of Britain from viewing this prime piece of [[Wikipedia]] fap fodder. The result was many IP addresses were funneled into 2 IPs for each of the major [[ISP]]s in all of [[Oxymoron|Great Britain]], resulting in 95% of the UK sharing about 8 IPs. This meant a vandal and a normal editor could not be distinguished from one another, causing Wiki-Anarchy in the U.K.. Ultimately, the [[Wikipedia Jews]] decided to [[banhammer]] the whole European region, causing a [[lollercaust]] of epic proportions to all American Wikifags.

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See Also

*[[CP]]
*[[Lolicon]]
*[[Censorship]]
*[[The Man]]

External Links

*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/2008_IWF_action" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Talk Page Discussion
*http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7770456.stm" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">BBC News Article