Welfare
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Welfare is another over-debated shit system designed to redistribute [[Jew gold]] to trailer parks and ghettos that [[Liberal|liberals]] bitch over. They don't read the fucking bill that describes it, and they then decide that they understand it and have [[Unwarranted Self Importance|an opinion]] about it that they can spew onto their [[Americunts|citizens]]. This practice is [[typical]] of all liberal [[The Man|politicians]].
The Conservative View
Welfare is a [[hippie|liberal]] [[conspiracy]], much like "global warming", or [[AIDS]]. It's a [[communism|cash hand out]] that makes [[China|American Workers]] lazy, and unmotivated to work. People don't deserve free things, [[lie|you have to work hard in life to get what you want.]] [[Fact|Everyone knows that being poor is a choice]], much like being a [[homosexual]], [[nigger]], or [[Azn|Asian]].
==The Liberal View==
Welfare is a way for [[the man|us]] to [[socialism|redistribute wealth]] to the [[niggers|poor]]. [[Lie|People become poor because of things that aren't their fault]], like [[gambling]], [[crack cocaine]], or [[alcohol]]. People like the [[niggers|struggling minorities]], [[niggers|homeless people]], [[whore|single mothers]], and [[fag|starving artists]]. It helps them get back on their feet, so they can prepare for the coming [[conspiracy|revolution]].
Welfare Timeline
*1935 The [[first]] social security bill containing the deranged fetus of what we call Welfare today is birthed
*1950’s: Everyone piles on the welfare train
*1960’s: Everyone else piles on the welfare train; [[conservatives]] everywhere are right that [[niggers]] shouldn't be getting money (and rights).
*1973: [[Richard Nixon|Nixon]] trolls welfare by making it even more retarded in an attempt to scare the [[niggers]] away
*1980's: [[Ronald Reagan|Ronnie]] trolls welfare some more because niggers be niggers and shit
*1996: [[Bill Clinton|Billary Cliton]] makes welfare less about [[Shit was so cash|shit being so cash]] and more about [[Shit no one cares about|working and children]]. The percentage of niggers on welfare dropped shortly after by [[over 9000]].
What it actually is
Simply put, welfare = [[stupid|free money]]. Welfare came about because [[Americunts]] had tons of [[white guilt]] over the only thing America did right; [[slavery]]. Since niggers [[obvious|hate working]], they took advantage of the white guilt, and got welfare passed. Ever since, niggers have [[rape|taken advantage]] of this [[bullshit|system]], and are still [[butthurt|enraged]] because in the past massa was whippin' dem in da cotton fields, despite the fact that the [[crackers|whitey]] actually rescued them from their [[Africa|AIDS and death-ridden hole]]. They then [[truth|provided them with better living conditions]], [[fail|educated them]], and then essentially [[Black Jesus|handed over the entire country to them]] in exchange for a century or two of [[slavery|hard work]]. Indeed, welfare is one of many ways that the [[Aryan|Pure Race]] has proven that unlike their ancestors, they are [[gullible|good people]]. In contrast, the [[Mega ultra super genius|ancient Egyptians]] [[doing it right|did it right]] by kidnapping the [[Jew|Jewz]], [[lulz|working them to death]] on massive monuments, and then [[GTFO|kicking them the fuck out of the country]]. (This is a lie - the Jews are originally from Turkey and were never in Egypt at all).
What it really really is
Welfare is blackmail money paid by the working and middle classes to the underclasses so that the underclasses do not riot or break into their houses and steal shit. The rich, of course, pay no tax and so don't pay the blackmail, but that's fair because they protect themselves by hiring private security and living in fortresses.
Naturally, when the underclasses riot on the streets and break into houses to rob/murder the working and middle class people anyway, those people start to wonder why the fuck they are paying all that blackmail money.
Social Security
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Social Security is more commonly known as that big chunk of money you see chopped off your pay check each week. It then goes into the [[the man|bottomless pit]] which [[lie|you'll later have access to]] when you retire to use on the slot machines at the [[Injuns|local Red Man's]] casino. The basic idea is that you pay into this fund as you work, and when you retire, [[bullshit|you can start taking back what you paid to the fund as you worked]]. [[Troll|Oh and spoiler alert: it’s about to go bankrupt]].
Unsurprisingly, Americunts somehow managed to fuck up what could have been one of the simplest programs in the world: Put money in; Wait thirty years; Take money out; [[????]]; [[PROFIT|great success]]. But no, [[the man|politicians]] and [[jews]] decided to fuck the life out of the program by over complicating the shit out of it, once again shitting on middle class America. It is also well known that Congress has been using the money put into the social security to fund their late night strip parties and heroin addictions for [[At least 100|the last 100 years]]. Only recently, as the [[Lie|unforeseeable]] generation of baby boomers [[Lie|all of the sudden]] began to retire, politicians realized that they had spent all of the money, but didn't give a shit because they're already filthy rich and don't need social security. The solution? Pass the flaming bag of dog shit onto the next generation, so they can fuck it up and repeat.
Interestingly enough, this is the only form of social welfare that the [[Tea Party]] endorses, despite it being government mandated money fucking. Most likely because every single one of them is roughly [[At least 100]] years old and living off the dying fund. It is also the only program that is essentially nigger-proof, as it requires the collector to have held down a job for more than an hour, which only makes it look sweeter to the [[Teabagging|tea baggers]].
Welfare Fraud
You’d think this would be pretty difficult huh? Well fuck off. [[You]] fucking liberal hippy, this is what niggers and [[Mexicans]] all across [[Jewnited States of Americunts|our great country]] are doing to steal your money.
*1. Apply for welfare
*2. Claim you have [[over 9000]] childrens
*3. ????
*4. PROFIT
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The Tea Party and Welfare
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Contrary to popular belief, Tea Party activists are strong advocates for welfare and unemployment aid. Often misunderstood, these [[Nazi|patriotic Americans]] [[bullshit|believe it is their duty to serve the poor and help level the playing fields for the lesser fortunate members of society]].
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Glenn Beck has even more positive things to say about Welfare:
And over 9000 more positive things to say about poor people:
People Who Depend On Welfare
* Your [[mama|mama's]] [[nigger|half nigger]], [[retarded]] baby. Or simply - [[You]]
* [[Niggers]]
* [[Spics|Illegals]]
* [[Retards]]
* [[The Royal Family]]
* [[Asperger's syndrome|Aspies]]
* [[Chris-Chan]]
* [[Ray Gordon]]
* [[Fibromyalgia|Fibromyalgians]]
* [[Rootbrian]]
* [[the man|Corporations]]
Gallery of Rewarded Fail
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See also
* [[Aboriginal]]
* [[Cloward Piven Strategy]]
* [[Communism]]
* [[Leftard]]
* [[Mexico]]
* [[Takedownman]]
* [[Tea Party]]
* [[Unemployment]]
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