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Vectored TOW porn. That means they spend time tracing over the lines.
Vectored TOW porn. That means they spend time tracing over the lines.

The kind of [[shit
The kind of [[shit
you find on TOW.
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BULLSHITTING INTENSIFIES
BULLSHITTING INTENSIFIES

The penises of many Wikipedia administrators are unable to do this, so they [[#Circumphilia_-_promotion_of_circumcision|use Wikipedia to promote cutting it off
The penises of many Wikipedia administrators are unable to do this, so they [[#Circumphilia_-_promotion_of_circumcision|use Wikipedia to promote cutting it off
so they can feel less inferior. ]]
Meet the Wiki-pedo-ian with the most edits. 6 million Wikipedia edits, 0 girlfriends followed by koafv aka JUSTINE ANTHONY KNAPP/KRAPP!!!
Meet the Wiki-pedo-ian with the most edits. 6 million Wikipedia edits, 0 girlfriends followed by koafv aka JUSTINE ANTHONY KNAPP/KRAPP!!!

World of Wikipedoia, also known as that other wiki (T.O W.), the Internet's sacred cow of knowledge, holy orb of knowledge, [[#Circumphilia_-_promotion_of_circumcision|the circumphiles' paradise]], Mr. "I am always right", the Internet's self-appointed gatekeepers of information[ref], Ministry of Truth[ref], or Wikipedia, is a blog justified by news pages from [[mainstream media|corrupt media]], which they refer to as "reliable sources".[ref] It is considered an "encyclopedia" and the best of [[humanity]], proof for to how the absolute [[mental retardation]] has contaminated the entire [[world]] population. Editiors plagiarize other people's work, they twist the words around and they boast how they are smart with new article creation or article "improvement."

Wikipedia also is a [[MMORPG|massive multiplayer online role-playing game]] in which some [[geek]] braggarts compete to paraphrase [[TL;DR]] information into a shorter, reader-friendlier format. However, unlike any other MMORPG, the major rewards and upgrades are to players' perceived expertise on their own edits, which players can trade in for sparse IRL recognition or can add to their [[no life|sparse lists of personal accomplishments]].

During gameplay, Wikipedia players can gain more authority as they progress, with "Administrator" and "Double-O Licensed" rankings granting them access to GOD MODE. While the rules for winning the game are a tightly-kept secret, it is believed that the winner is treated to a night of accolades and praise from Wikipedia overlord [[Jimbo Wales]].

Had Wikipedia not been infiltrated by propagandists and circumphiles long ago, it would at least be an attractive target for them.

(There's also pieces of an "encyclopedia" buried in there, among the articles about [[anime]] fanboy crap and [[football]].)
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What is a Wiki? An Example of Supreme Idiocy

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"Verifiability above truth, and Israeli propaganda before either"
"Verifiability above truth, and Israeli propaganda before either"

Not-so-subtle [[racism
Not-so-subtle [[racism
on the
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. A full out tribunal complete with e-court and e-arbitration and extra special e-punishment. The users are serving their e-sentences with 3-year bans and Wikipedia-style "house arrests" in which they cannot edit certain articles and must behave in a certain way. The entire argument stems from the fact that Charles Darwin and Abraham Lincoln share a birthday. This resulted in huge [[lulz]] for everyone else but none for them, while Wikipedophiles got all [[emo]].
*
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in which [[Jayjg]] attempts to argue with the vice president of the USS Liberty Veterans Association about the Liberty incident. Yes,
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is allowed to always have the last word on the article, not someone who was actually there and involved in the events in question.
*People who think that Wikipedia can love them back are always easy to troll. Case in point:
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, who discovered that a few people guarded the article on the song "Rock Lobster" with a passion, reverting all edits which tried to insert the fact that it was once played on [[Family Guy]]. His response: a brave and bold display of insanity, petty reverts, harassment, personal attacks, irrelevant responses, and trolling. In short, clearly admin material if not for the fact that he was obviously there to have fun and not contribute in any meaningful way, as evidenced by his constant references to [[Fresh_Prince|The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]], [[Dungeons & Dragons]], and [[Pokemon]]. End result: a permaban and much drama. That'll do, [[troll]], that'll do... on the other hand, trolling wikipedos who think they're the "keymaster and gatekeeper" of articles is most necessary.
*The courageous protectors of Katie Couric have decided that citing [[South Park]] makes their [[butthurt]] and so it's OK to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/w/index.php?title=User_talk:87.69.176.81&diff=287041938&oldid=287022906" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">call people useless dicks and tell them to go fuck themselves. To those who suffer from amnesia, https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/1cgdy1/south-park-crap-verification" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">here is the clip that angered these [[faggot]]s and made them call the [[Waaaambulance]].
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. It's about 10 38 pages long and filled with drama. About HOT DOGS.
*https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?search=wikipedia+vandalism&title=Special%3ASearch&profile=advanced&fulltext=1&ns0=1" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Certain searches mysteriously "failing"
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*[[John Seigenthaler Sr.]] - Exposing the Kennedy assassin.
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, their favorite subject. [[Wikipedos]] argue that the [[CP]] article needs moar CP plox. For further lulz, check out the archives.
*Wikipedia is somehow controlled by both the far right and the far left wing political parties at the same time, creating a paradox, without any lulz.
*A place to
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, while providing images showing how one can keep [[Mudkip]]'s fin erect.
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contains a full list of Wikipedia's dumbest content disputes - including full-out edit wars over everything from the height and weight of [[Street Fighter]] characters, whether the title of [[Avril Lavigne]]'s hit single "I'm with You" should have a capitalized "W", the cup size of a female [[Final Fantasy]] character, to whether or not Daffy Duck fathered any children, and more - yes these were all real edit wars, [[srsly]].
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, most of which are stolen from well known popular songs (ex. "Doncha' wish your Pedia was Free like Me?" - ripped off from a Pussycat Dolls single).
*What could possibly be more useful than
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Because obviously you can't trust the individual articles themselves and so this list is bound to be more up-to-date and reliable, not to mention convenient.

History

Say NO to Wik ipedia.Do not be tempted into the "encyclopedia" for the [[Poverty|poor
Say NO to Wik ipedia.
Do not be tempted into the "encyclopedia" for the [[Poverty|poor
.]]The Wikipedia game originally began as a plot to streamline the [[plagiarism]] of college essays.

Said plot was evil, so naturally, a [[Jew]] was involved. Once the Jew realized that tricking narcissists into self-indentured servitude was an easy way to profit, he immediately began a campaign to turn all Google users into "contributors" to the full-blown cut and paste orgy of his design.

The encyclopedic aspect of Wikipedia began as a butthurt reaction to its more popular predecessor, Encyclopedia Dramatica. Over time, Wikipedia began to feature more and more interesting topics like the lives of 17th century rabbis, characteristics of the 57th termite chromosome, and Hollywood films including one or more of the Sesame Street Muppets - in other words, content with no real relevance to internet culture. It now also functions as a limited medical journal (which is useless to its contributor base) and criminal resource for retards.

TOW players, however, got a bit headstrong about the actual value of their contributions, and even the Jew conjurer himself began to think of it as the 21st Century's Library of Alexandria. Indeed, this sustains the standard modus operandi of Wikipedoes, Jews, Liberals and all who believe that re-writing pre-written facts garners respect from people who can't tell the difference and don't give a damn.

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Progression through [[the Game]]

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|Pseudohistory is akin to pseudoscience in that both forms of falsification are achieved using the methodology that purports to, but does not, adhere to the established standards of research for the given field of intellectual enquiry to which the pseudoscience claims to be a part, and which offers little or no supporting evidence for its plausibility.|
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|You do! Yes, anyone can be bold and edit an existing article or create a new one, and volunteers do not need to have any formal training.|
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|Wikipedia is written largely by amateurs. Those with expert credentials are given no additional weight.|*cough* [[Essjay]] *cough*
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(it doesn't say whether this is a strength or a weakness)
|In Wikipedia, verifiability means that anyone using the encyclopedia can check that the information comes from a reliable source.|So why do you pretend to be an encyclopedia, when you've admitted that you're just a link-farm?
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How the Game Typically Progresses


#You make edits to articles
#Your edits get reverted by [[aspie]] [[fucktard]]s
#You revert them back and they in turn revert again
#You bicker on the talk page of the article
#You whine about the aspies on the administrator noticeboards accusing them of being uncivil, they in turn accuse you of assuming bad faith
#You open a Request for Comment on their behavior
#You take them to arbitration
#Someone gets banned forever, normally the most sane person
#[[Jimbo]] profits

Grinding


You grind by writing articles in a concise, yet obtuse way. This is achieved by ignoring copyediting rules and flavor your material with unwarranted sesquipedalianism (If you did not have to look up this word [[you]] are probably... See! The insulting remark appeared in your head! No one even had to spell it out for you!) It was rumored that by 2020 Wikipedia:s user base will be replaced with Google Paraphrase, a software in development.

Leveling up


Each time someone complains to you on your user page, you have gained a level. This is easily achieved, since everything you do will yield complaint: both constructive work and vandalism.

Player versus player


How to go player versus player in Wikipedia.
#Remove a raw addition to an article which you easily could have fixed or replaced yourself, and which really does not do any harm. In the very least, it could be used as a pedagogical example for newcomers how an article not should be written.
#Write an essay on the talk page explaining why the addition was removed citing a lot of so called policies, guidelines and essays. Ignoring the fact that said rules, guidelines and essays was not created to stop newcomers, but to help them understand how Wikipedia works, and also was created to stop dickheads like yourself.
#Get your reversion contested.
#Initiate a voting game for how the issue should be handed.
#An administrator who is the [[judge]] in the voting games, rules in your favour despite the outcome, because he will never thwart the effort of a fellow avocation aficionado bureaucrat, despite how stupid [[you]] are.
#Run amok removing things over the whole site, citing said voting game as if Wikipedia was a court room.
#PROFIT!

Gaining Experience Points


*1 vandal reversion = 1 exp (a vandal is defined as an editor with a different point of view than yours)
*1 legitimate edit to a page = 2 exp
*1 article created (assuming it stays) = 20 exp
*1 Good Article = 100 exp
*1 Featured Article = 200 exp
*1 report to AIV or UAA = 5 exp
*1 page deleted via AfD = 20 exp
*1 page deleted via PROD or CSD = 10 exp
*1 support for an [[Rfa]] = 20 exp
*1 article with POV or misinformation inserted into = 100 exp
*1 user blocked as a result of drama created = 50 exp
*1 instance of getting a page blocked = Over 9000 exp

TOW Ranks


*Rollback > 10,000 exp
*Pending changes reviewer > 15,000 exp
*Template editor > 20,000 exp
*Administrator > 100,000 exp
*Bureaucrat > 500,000 exp
*Checkuser or Oversight > 500,000 exp

Why it's Generally a Huge Bucket of [[Pelican Shit]]

Yu hav no buket becos it is not in the nuspapers!
Yu hav no buket becos it is not in the nuspapers!

Encyclopædia Dramatica once again breaking its balls to 1up Wikipedia.
Encyclopædia Dramatica once again breaking its balls to 1up Wikipedia.

All the good names are taken...
All the good names are taken...

Articles about [[memes
Articles about [[memes
aren't allowed, but things like this are???]]
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Currently Wikipedia contains [[over 9000|4.8 million]] [[English]] articles, 4.8 million of which are [[Plagiarism|plagiarized]] from [[ED]], [[Britain|Encyclopedia Britannica]], or [[Futa]] sites. After edits from various [[moderator|admins, editors,]] [[trolls]] and [[vandals]], only 343 articles remain at least 50% factually accurate. This leaves Wikipedia on an academic par with "[[Star Wars]]: Incredible Cross-Sections: The Ultimate Guide to Star Wars Vehicles and Spacecraft" and "My First Book of Animals from A to Z". All reputable universities and high schools have permabanned the use of Wikipedia in academic citations.

Wikipedia has a policy that all articles in it needs a [[NPOV|neutral point of view]], but in reality it is a doublespeak that basically means "Write in a pro-[[communist]], pro-[[Israel]], pro-[[Liberalism]] view", which is the exact reverse of neutrality. No wonder all the [[SJW]]s, Jewish Activists and [[Narcissist]] power maniacs are attracted to it.

Wikipedia has a concept called WikiLove and has a policy of "[[Ass|ass-u-me]] good faith" amongst its contributors. This is a vital policy because there is no good faith among any of [[Wikipedos]], so it is necessary to at least pretend that the other guy isn't out there to be an asshole.

Wikipedia's new March 2007 rules demand that an administrator proves he has a higher (PhD) degree if he https://www.nytimes.com/2007/03/12/technology/12wiki.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">claims he has one. So far that [[bullshit]] [[lie]] to the public has not been enforced.

Wikipedia has very weak armor and only a level 3 shield. Thus, they are open to a flanking attack from pretty much anybody. And since they have about eighty updates per second, it's easy for a small but fatally incorrect change to slip through unnoticed. Also, Wikipedia is quite prone to [[hivemind]], since everybody wants to be an [[admin]], and disagreeing with Wikipedia admins is an easy way to not become one.

The [[administrators]] of Wikipedia are generally open-source advocates and therefore tend to have no knowledge of how to run a successful website. They are constantly arguing with each other over how often the [[GNAA]] Wikipedia article should be nominated for [[VFD|Articles for Deletion]] section, disregarding the [[Wikipedia Policies and Guidelines]] which prevent multiple attempts. They delete the important sites, but keep the [[bullshit]]. Like:

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Actually, the only thing in which Wikipedia [[fap|beats]] [[ED]] in is a higher percentage of [[vandal]] users. For a prime example, see: [[Sceptre]].

Contributors to Wikipedia are not valued. Bimbo Wales has said that editing is a privilege, so you are not really donating your time by editing articles. Most contributions (images, text, etc.) are actually [[deleted]], and the users with the most power ([[Administrators]], Bureaucrats, etc.) contribute the least content to the site. The site is so [[shitty]] that it is pointless to try to improve it. The best way to fix it would be to just delete it and start over.

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divert and misappropriate the funds and live the good life by living in fancy hotels and eating fancy meals while the rest of the stupid schmucks live in their mom's basement or their trailer parks in New Jersey and Alabama while Wales and his cronies cash in on YOUR HARD WORK.

It's got to be the second biggest scam after [[Linux]] development. Linus Torvalds has a similar model. Let people "contribute" so they feel good about themselves, while the project and site owners rake in the [[$]][[$]][[$]].|

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The Never-Ending Story


A common misconception is that "Wikipedia is never finished." Remember, each Wikipedia article you come across was forged from the blood of thousands of angsty [[teenager]]s [[edit war|edit warring]] over really important facts about the world.

The real problem with Wikipedia is the Wikipedians. From players to sysops, every member of its community is the scum of the internets - worse than spammers, worse than [[script kiddies]] and [[Nigeria|Nigerian scammers]], and worse than [[IRC]]ers. The average Wikipedia user has the

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Wikipedia is full of people with no desire to improve what it is intended for, information. Instead, they want to grow their [[e-penis]] and one day become a [[mod]].

The only way to save the Wikipedia [[MMORPG]] is to delete all usernames and only allow two players to be its administrators: [[Grawp]] and [[Willy on Wheels]]. All other accounts will be reduced to powerless IP addresses. Its' users will then continuing their bitching and pedantic arguing. [[Tosh.0|Tosh]] had the right idea: get over there and post some fucked up shit.

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Reliability


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Example of self-perceived reliability at Wikipedia.
Example of self-perceived reliability at Wikipedia.

The good people of wikipedia handle history's most complicated issues with an opened mind and detached objectivism.
The good people of wikipedia handle history's most complicated issues with an opened mind and detached objectivism.



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In 2007, a variety of scandals began to surface from within Wikipedia. Mainstream news organizations began to openly discuss the common public perception that Wikipedia is "unreliable." In a sophisticated experiment, it was demonstrated googling "Wikipedia" and "unreliable" generated more than 502,000 "hits". In contrast, a similar search using "Encyclopedia Dramatica" and "unreliable" generated barely more than 300 "hits", with most of these being self-deprecating jokes of humility from Encyclopedia Dramatica editors. Thus, it was scientifically proven that Wikipedia is much, much more unreliable (see graphic). Anyone in the world can edit Wikipedia, which means you know you are getting information from the best source possible.
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Acceptable Sources


Wikipedia has very strict standards regarding the sources you can use when editing. The following is a list of some of the most common ones.
*[[The Guardian]]
*[[Daily Kos]]
*Huffington Post
*Junge Welt
*KCNA
*PinkPaper UK
*[[Michael Moore]] documentaries
*Countdown, with [[Keith Olbermann]]
*Anything by [[Noam Chomsky]]
*Some stupid [[nigger]]'s asshole
*Anything licked or stolen by [[Jews]]
Additionally, many editors simply cite obscure books that no one owns. That way, no one will ever be able to prove they're totally bullshitting.
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Pornography


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So great is the amount of porn on Wikipedia it (almost) rivals [[ED]] - a [[fact]] made all the more pathetic by the fact ED is made by and for [[basement-dwellers]] and those with a disgusting sense of humour whereas Wikipedia is genuinely trying to educate people.[citation needed] Here is a list of the very full articles dedicating to proving that sad fact:
*[[Wikipedia Porn]]
*[[Wikipedia's Greatest Hits Sex]]
*[[Virgin Killer]] For all you Loli-lovers.
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WP:Admins control universal truth


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Wikipedia mods come trolling the world from the heyday of the page between retards and the search results of [[Google]]. Mankind has been trolled in its entirety by no more than a bunch of anal-[[rape]]d Aspies, who just log in for World Domination. Unsurprisingly, among those interested in world domination are psychological warfare experts from [[Mossad]] and the [[JIDF|JIDF,]] who relentlessly insert [[Israel|Israeli]] propaganda into every article that they can find, and ruthlessly suppress anything critical of ZOG's schemes. The magic of the Electronic Dictatorial Totalitarian Democracy, all in the name of volunteering for the [[NOT|best idea of the world for an encyclopedia]]. Long Live Wikipedia!.
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What is "wiki lawyering"?


When an administrator or an editor liked by the administrators cites policy, it's considered valid. When an unwanted user cites policy, it's "Wikilawyering" or "bludgeoning", regardless of the validity of the arguments, so it can be dismissed and tossed down the moat.

Inconsistently applied policy


Wikipedia deletion policy states subjects have no say on the deletions of their own articles.[ref] As so often on Wikipedia, policy is not applied consistently, making it pointless.

In this example, [[satanism|satanist]] [[Michael Aquino]] was able to request the deletion of the article about himself. [[Guy Chapman]], then an administrator, considered it a valid reason.[ref]

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Hivemind


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[[Image:Wikipedia1984.gif|thumb|right|220px|A satirical GIF that https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=File%3AWhambo_in_%2784.gif" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">was censored by Commons' kindness brigade. "Porn = Good. Satire = Bad."]]
[[RMS
[[RMS
loves Wikipedia. No other commentary is needed.]]

[[Wikipedophile]]s, especially [[sysops]] and recent patrollers, share a hivemind. They all think alike, act alike, and no matter how abusive a member of the hivemind is, they always support it. Those of the hivemind look like they are [[sock puppet]]s, but they actually communicate telepathically.

In 2005, like a colony of bees, the hivemind recognized that those outside the collective had their own individuality. Now they are a complete collective consciousness like the Borg and no longer believe identity exists outside the collective. To them, everyone is fake, an illusion; an actor who has no thoughts, emotions, viewpoints, etc. and must be eliminated/assimilated and until then they do it is viewed as [[trolling]]. Any expression of individuality is [[banned]] as trolling or, to use a common wikipodadminism, "disruption." See: [[Don't feed the trolls]] and

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, especially the last sentence, which crushes what little self-esteem you may have:

"In some cases, the diva will stay retired, but the loss will be quickly filled by other editors who are not so high maintenance; editors for whom the goal is not self promotion and validation, but rather improvement of the project."

The hivemind extends outside Wikipedia as well, on those rare occasions that an admin strays onto another forum. A good way to start a [[flamewar]] with them is to hint, suggest, joke, outright state or otherwise insinuate that Wikipedia is anything less than the greatest academic achievement since the library of Alexandria.

Thus, because of the Hivemind, Wikipedia has immunized itself against any criticism. Of course, the corollary to this immunity, according to themselves, is because so many people are part of it, it can't be controlled. Due to the amount of participants, real criticism will come from inside. Yeah, that'll happen. Criticize the Hivemind at your own peril, because the Hivemind controls the power to delete your edits, to ban you, and to railroad you from social advancement (as [[SlimVirgin]] did to Gracenotes).

*When ED criticized Wikipedia, ED was site-banned in their

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*When Wikipedia Review criticized Wikipedia, the Monkey-Fucker Cabal removed all links under some kind of definition of "no personal attacks".
*Wikipediocracy published https://wikipediocracy.com/2013/02/26/russavia-is-scott-bibby-is-russiansafetycards/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">a blog entry about how https://www.roger-pearse.com/weblog/2013/03/12/dishonesty-at-wikipedia-they-dont-like-it-up-em-sir/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">fucked-up Wikipedia is, and was https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=MediaWiki%3ASpam-blacklist&diff=543691461&oldid=542603600" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">stuck on the "spam blacklist".
*"Real newspapers" like The Register criticize them, and the chant goes out "https://lists.wikimedia.org/pipermail/wikien-l/2007-July/077064.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Ban them, ban them, ban them..."
*Watch out New York Times, https://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/01/magazine/01WIKIPEDIA-t.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">you're next.
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Recent Changes Patrolling (RC Patrolling)


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The average recent change patroller is infected by the [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|USI
The average recent change patroller is infected by the [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|USI
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Why the fuck would anyone want to patrol for recent changes? The articles are usually dull. Patrolling edits on Wikipedia is [[boring]] as hell. The only reason is to [[troll]]. Cuckolded administrators delete everything believing they are cyber judges (though [[IRL]] judges at least pretend to follow a set of rules) after their wives have refused to touch their cocks. (Just kidding, 80% of the fat little bastards aren't married and never will be. Lol.) If you actually attempt to post facts on Wikipedia and an RC patroller doesn't like it, they will use any sort of retarded excuses to revert or just call it vandalism. Failing this, they will attempt to make your argument invalid through the power of [[some argue]].

RC Patrollers usually use scripts to search for specific things. They're actually very bad at catching vandalism in articles (https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=MONGO&diff=prev&oldid=67472921" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">this one went unnoticed for 17 days and

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went unnoticed for two years!), but very effective at finding anyone criticizing admins in talk pages where such criticism is reverted and the person banned forever. Real vandalism lingers and festers until years later, that account pisses an admin off - and it is only through [[wikistalking]] that [[Pedobear|Wikipedophiles]] are able to find [[vandalism]] at all.

Some RC Patrollers are also huge [[hypocrite]]s because they are also vandals. These [[fake editors]] include Konstable and [[Blu Aardvark]].

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The Asperger Cancer


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[[Anders Breivik
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Any observant new user to Wikipedia will soon ask themselves "What's with all the running 'lists' of inane bullshit? I don't need to see a list of Russian deep fat fryer models built in 1963. Why are the administrators social misfits with little sense of wisdom or good judgement? Does Jimbo know of this [[faggotry]]?" The answer to both questions is that Wikipedia attracts [[Asperger]] zombies like flies to [[shit]].

These basement dwelling [[virgins]] have alienated millions of [[normal]] people from Wikipedia. They take out their [[asperger]] [[rage]] for their hundreds of school yard beatdowns and permanent sexual isolation on the rest of us. It is believed that many of these [[faggot]]s cannot even talk in real life. Jimbo can't stand these robots, but their problems are harnessed by Wikipedia as unpaid labor, which makes the [[profit]] for his [[hookers and blow]].

[[Asperger]] [[zombies]] are relatively easy to spot. They will be:
*[[White]], and male.
*Have their photo on their user page. Asptards have little sense of what is socially appropriate, and don't realize how

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*Their user page will be covered in checklists, "to do" tables, programming code, personal details, and generally look like a spreadsheet. Look at https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:MBisanz&oldid=338235254" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">this fucknut's older page version, before he knew ED was looking and had found the "I fuck on the first date kid" all grown up (scroll down).
*Sometimes, those on the asperger/autism spectrum will openly declare their problem.
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, who obsessively edits articles about discrimination, helpfully tells us how he is an autistic gay Jew with ADHD. That's a high score on the [[Tumblr|Oppression olympics]]!
*Favorite subjects include [[men's rights]], which were fought over constantly on TOW from its early days, and [[GamerGate]]. Because real human females won't talk to Cheeto-gobbling pimply 300-pound fans of Tolkien and [[My Little Pony]].

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Notable Wikipedos


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*[[Ironholds]], former WP:IRC rockstar, now desysopped for https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Human_penis_size&diff=prev&oldid=46470687" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">vandalism and for bringing the project into disrepute with such quotes as:
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*[[Fluffernutter]], famous for her sexchats with Ironholds:
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*[[AmericanDad86]], known for fighting everyone and being [[Gay|flamboyant]].
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Circumphilia - promotion of circumcision


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In 2040, they will want you to forget all about it.
In 2040, they will want you to forget all about it.

People hate what they can't have.

A significant portion of [[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|the people who get to decide who is allowed to edit]] had [[circumrape|the foremost part of their sexual organs cut off]] early in life, and secretly wish they had been allowed to keep it. However, they know that the day they will wake up as whole men with foreskins will never come. Therefore, all that is left to them to cope with their lack of foreskins is to deny the importance of the part they are missing, so they can feel like they don't miss out on much and inflate their confidence.

One of the most egregious [[:category:circumphiles|circumphiles]], the [[virgin|sexless]] [[basement dweller]] [[Jayjg]], was promoted into the [[Arbitration Committee|wiki kangaroo court]] in 2005 by no one less than the founder. Why would the founder do the dirty work with his hands if basement-dwelling low lives are willing to do it for free?

As one would expect, Wikipedia transformed into a circumphile spam machine over the following years. It would not take long until other circumphiles were promoted into positions of authority: Avraham to administrator in 2006 and bureaucrat in 2009, [[James Heilman]] to administrator in 2010, and Zad68 to administrator in 2013.

Whereas Wikipedia used to mention that foreskin is "a highly sensitive part of the penis" in 2004,[ref] anything negative about circumcision was quietly purged over the years. Wikipedia even went even as far in 2022 as to claim that circumcision does not affect sensitivity at all.[ref][ref]

TOW & ED

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ED [[OhInternet|had
ED [[OhInternet|had
[[Tits or GTFO|tits]], therefore [[TOW]]-[[fanboy|fans]] are [[homosexual]]. You'll notice that ED is wearing a hat with a hammer and sickle, the symbol of the glorious Soviet Union.]]
Wikipedia, not biased about ED at all.
Wikipedia, not biased about ED at all.

We're back!
We're back!

Even as a source, they still hate us.
Even as a source, they still hate us.

It all started one day when [[Jameth]], typing with only his [[cock|penis]], attempted to enter the [[mediacrat]] drama as a Wikipedia entry. It was

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. This act alone sparked the creation of the wiki [[you]] are reading right now. Far as you know, you chronic masturbator.

Every year, Wikipedians pretend that they are going to delete the [[Recovered|Encyclopedia Dramatica article]].

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they do for brief intervals, mostly on the grounds of hosting the previously-deleted [[Mediacrat]] entry, but usually they https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica&action=history" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">wuss
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that are still visible; there were others, vanished by that pathetic anime dork Avery "Ashibaka" Morrow. He hates ED. (And it's extra-lulzy because he was also a major protector of the 4chan article, which was also subjected to endless editwars. But then he was a moderator on 4chan for a long time.....)

Have a look at the

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. There were earlier ones bu the Wiki-faggots deleted them. Yes kids, Ashibaka, Sceptre and Mbisanz are whining little pussies hells yeah.

Wikipedia's steadfast refusal to host an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article has been the source of a great deal of hilarious [[drama]] on the site. Yet [[TOW]] continues to cover up any controversy associated with the topic and deny the creation of the article, even one that is unoffensive, informative, and well written. Wikipedia has articles on [[Bukkake]], [[Goatse]], [[2 Girls 1 Cup]], an extensive disambiguation page on [[dong]]s (including a page on a male [[porn]] star named

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), and [[God]] knows what else. However, they have refused to allow a page on [[ED]] simply out of spite.

Update: Last closing argument (aside from [[Sceptre]]'s faggotry):

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[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|DISREGARD THIS SECTION]], [[TOW]] [[Fellatio|SUCKS]] [[COCKS]]

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As expected, it took only a few hours for many [[Wikipedo]]s to go into childlike tantrums, thus forcing yet another deletion review, deletion review number 57 to be exact. The topic of this deletion review is to determine the validity of sources. When the article was created, the source list was actually larger than the article itself, but this has since been trimmed down for a number of arbitrary reasons, the most prevalent being that TOW's editors are unable to live up to their own retarded rules. However, the overall consensus is that the article should stay and that anyone who says otherwise is a [[hypocrite]] who is simply [[butthurt]] over ED's treatment of [[TOW]] and its editors and fails to realize that this immature behavior will only further the problem.

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Wikipedia's Content Vs. Encyclopedia Dramatica's Content


*Wikipedia relies on verifiability, not truth. ED relies on the lulz, and baseless jokes don't make good satire.
*Wikipedia does not rely on primary sources, and hates academic sources. ED would post a photo from your high school yearbook if it's lulzy enough.
*Activists use Wikipedia to skew articles to try to get [[NORP]] sympathy. ED shits on everyone for the sake of cheap jokes.
*Wikipedos will argue by throwing around abbreviations. EDiots will laugh at you and mock your argument.
*Wikipedia lets shitposters like [[Ryulong]] run rampant. ED has no problem telling its own [[Girlvinyl|founder]] to fuck off.
*Wikipedia is almost always online. ED goes down every other day or some shit.
This section needs no witty dick jokes. Wikipedia is a giant punchline.
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*Subtly insert false info, such as changing a person's birth date from 1970 to 1990, or insert info that is not obviously false, like: "x was a distant cousin of Bill Gates."
*Make a new account every time you vandalize, so that even if you are caught, the admin can't revert all your past vandalisms.
*Vandalize articles that are not actively watched by a lot of editors, such as biography of obscure living persons.
*Always create an informative edit summary for your edits. For extra points, make up a spiffy character set with nonbreaking spaces...
:*Examples: ▲ ʙ ɮ Ⅽ Ⅾ ∈ Ⅎ Ғ Ɠ ╠╣ℍ █ ▄█ K █▄ █▀█▀█ █▀█ ●  ℙ ☭ Ⓡℙℝ ▄█▀ ▀█▀ █▄█ ▀▄▀ █▄█▄█ ✖ 匕 ▀█▄ ● ❛❜ This will help your edits look super respectable!
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[[Power Word|Power Words]]


Employ the following words to increase your wiki [[bullshit|credibility]]:
*
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- some sort of Jew bird that eats fetuses and desecrates churches.
*Good faith - A codeword for the [[13 year old boy]]s for which wikipedians are on the prowl.
*[[Portmanteau]] - A sexual device used by wikipedians to have buttsecks regardless of gender or disability.
*Schism - A euphemism for a [[catfight]].
*Shoa - a mythical tale of an effeminate mustachioed hero who defeats a horde of greedy beasts.
*Admonish - To tie up and make gay manlove with the one that doesn't have complete faith in the Church of Jimbo.
*Redact - To run circles around a pole until exhaustion
*Coatrack - A maniacal stick use by wikipedians to hang their coats on.
*Disambiguation - A process whereby someone who is unsure about their sexuality undergoes painful gender reassignment surgery.
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{{Unblock}} hard at work.

This is template you use to ask to be unblocked. After you've been blocked for no reason, you swallow your pride and ask that someone undo it. You then wait for an hour until some 15-year-old denies your request without even looking at it. Sometimes, if you insist arguing, they will block you as well from editing your user talk page, without banning you, for their own private [[wikipedo]] "[[lulz]]". At that point you can only appeal the block by email (which they will probably ignore as the jerks full of themselves they are) which can/will eventually be blocked as well.

If you get banned by an admin don't even bother using this because no matter how well-reasoned the

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request, it always gets declined. Like https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:81.153.223.189&oldid=142952978" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">this one (dead): "HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A TROLL M0RESCHI YOU STUPID BASTARD! AFTER WHAT YOU FUCKING DID YOU DESERVE TO BE SHOT!" Clearly the person has proven their point, but the [[bureaucratic fuck|bureaucratic fucks]] are immune to reason or logic. If your request is declined, you may get a lame reason.

Whenever you edit on Tor and the node is blocked, always put an unblock message on that IP claiming it's no longer Tor. Sometimes they even get fooled. Admin said, "First time I've seen such a request where the user was telling the [[truth]]."

Zaiger's
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For absolutely no good reason, ED's own [[User:Zaiger|Zaiger]] was given [[ban|life with no parole in Ban L&]] by the ban-happy cockz at Wikipedia.
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Easy [[eBay]] Profits: Admin Farms


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A [[wikipedophile
A [[wikipedophile
put this up on Jimbo Wales's talk page to complain about [[admin abuse]] by [[furries]] in kangaroo suits (look nearly real, don't they?). Jimbo avoided the discussion with a [[banhammer|banning]].]]

While shouting "op me" is an easy way to become an op on IRC, in Wikipedia it takes a little more work (but only a little more). The purpose of becoming an admin is to sell your account on eBay. (http://wikipediareview.com/lofiversion/index.php/t204.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">2006)
#Make a new account using dial-up or AOL, not proxies. These are the easiest ways to sock puppet and still use your other accounts for things like removing inaccuracies from Wikipedia.
#Create a user page so you look legit. The easy way is to fill it with [[userboxes]] until it looks like ribbons on a third-world military dictator. If you just copy somebody else's userpage, you will get caught. Then write up a fake bio that says, "Hi I'm only 12 and want to be an admin some day." Most admins on Wikipedia are too young to grow pubes, so you have to be in their age group. They never vote for anyone old enough to date.
#Don't question anything. Behave like a robot. Get one of those anti-vandal scripts and have it auto-revert while you sleep. Always revert: (1) Someone who reverts an admin—if you're lucky you'll occasionally beat somebody else to this (2) IP address users—because these are all vandals and sockpuppets (3) New contributors—because they don't understand Wikipedia (4) Anyone who has ever been banned before, even for an hour, because they're permanently shitlisted. Now don't worry about wrongly reverting any of these people, it happens all the time. Just say it was a mistake. No one in charge likes these people anyway. Learn the abbreviations for policy pages like WP:NPOV and WP:NOT and use them in your edit summaries. Nobody will care whether your usage makes sense. On talk pages, if someone asks a question, tell them that their statement is original research, speculation, and that Wikipedia is not a forum. Act like it is serious business.
#After a few hundred fake edits, go to the [[VFD|articles for deletion]] every day.
#Next, go to votes for adminship; always vote to support, so those people will vote to support you. This should be obvious. Admins like people who support admins and hate those who are critical of admins.
#When you reach 4,000 edits, go to requests for adminship and nominate yourself: Poof! you're an admin!!!
#Then go to eBay and auction it. Make sure the reserve price is over $1,000 so you don't sell it cheap.
#Until the auction ends, don't just do nothing or they'll know it's an eBay sale. Use the account for things like POV-pushing, banning any of the four shitlisted types you used to only revert (by any, I mean every user you can find). But if you're too busy, just find someone complaining about admins and ban them forever and lock their talk page; actually you have to do this at least once every day, or else somebody will think the admin account was hacked.

If you want to keep your account and not sell it:
#Get a life.
#If that fails, do the most respected admin activity, encourage vandalism. Vandalism is the only way you can justify your job. If there weren't so many vandals, there would be 4 admins. So get your script out and just ban randomly. Be sure to lock the user's talk page. If you see the user come back on, hide what they write and explain that they are a "sockpuppeting troll", ban them forever, and lock their talk page.
#Don't bother fighting vandals now. You've got the equivalent of a government job: you can't get fired, only transferred. Become a copycat of Willy on Wheels and you'll only get a new account.

Fun activities to do as admin:
#Mess with the

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#Replace Wikipedia articles with ED ones. It improves accuracy.
#Unban all the [[Willy on Wheels]] accounts. Or just clear the entire ban list.
#[[Goatse]] the Main Page.

Heroes


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All over [[teh internets]], people complain about the bad things of Wikipedia; that they're all child molesters, Homeland Security agents, Zionist propagandists, furries, Jimbo Wales' alter ego is [[GreenRaeper]] (founder of [[WikiFur]]), how official policy permits admin abuse "[[is not a bug, it's a feature]]", and that there are news articles constantly on how they make [[snuff]] films with young boys. But nobody notices the heroes of the site:
*[[The Colbert Report|Stephen Colbert]].
*[[Don Murphy]]
*[[Willy on Wheels]]
*Señor Pelican Shit - /b/rave soldier who researched and documented [[Pelican Shit]] to a new level, a serious concern still affecting Wikipedia.
*Autofellatio Professor - Helped many people

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*[[Publicgirluk]] uploaded some pictures of herself to illustrate relevant articles and got called a troll by the master [[wikipedo]] wealthy pornographer for her trouble.
*THE MOTHERFUCKING JUGGERNAUT BITCH!! reputed for massive AOL autoblocks.
*[[Blu Aardvark|Jew Aardvark]] Wikipedia Jews masturbate to his photos.
*Squidward, the fastest vandal west of the Mississippi, known for harvesting more open [[proxies]], creatin more sockpuppets than Bomis has porn. He is king gypsy who lives in [[Chicago]] by the lake. He hates Antandrus, Avraham & others http://antandrus.tripod.com/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">as proved by his crappy website (lol down). The Wikipedia Jews are always on the lookout to raep him. Slap that foreskin, homes.
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"He is currently one of Wikipedia's most promising vandals. He appears to be persistent, creative, and knows to vandalize pages that will be seen by many people. One day, he may even be considered in a class along with the great Willy on Wheels, but he will need to "diversify" his vandalism before this can happen. Almost all of his vandalism has been to the English Wikipedia; a good piece of advice to him would be to start attacking admins' user pages on some of the foreign language Wikis. His recent vandalism of the [[Wookieepedia]] shows that he has begun this diversification process already. Mike, you possess a great deal of talent; the sky's the limit for you!"

*[[Cplot]]--500 [[sockpuppets]] and counting, clowns!
*[[Professor Tim Pierce]] teaches his students how to make the most of a wiki.
*Wikipedia Is [[Communism]].
*That guy who wrote [[Hyldenism]].
*[[Grawp]]
*Avril Troll
*Anybody who has earned a spot
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*Undercover users from here, allied sites.
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[Hagger]]
*[[ByAppointmentTo]]
*[[hipcrime]]
*[[Anonymous]] member of [[ArbCom]] who https://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=2832" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">whipped Wikipediocracy into a fury when he "tried to hack into the site" by means of http://wikipediocracy.com:2082/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">following a https://my.bluehost.com/cgi/account/cpanel" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">redirect from his control panel to the site's host where he asked for the domain https://my.bluehost.com/cgi/forgot" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">password to be reset. They were thinking about calling the FBI!

Wikipedia IRC

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The Wikipedia [[IRC]] chat is a fun place to watch [[Wikipedophile]]s discuss criticism of the project while banning the critics, although a more likely discussion will involve eating Christian babies, banning other users to get their rocks off. A fun way to troll Wikipedia IRC channels is to announce that you are logging the channel. For some reason, Wikimediots raise strong objections to the [[GNAA|publication of chat logs]], so be sure to do it often. Just like [[Daniel Brandt]].

And whatever you do, DO NOT LAUGH AT ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA.

Lulzy IRC


One:


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The only thing remotely funny ever from #wikipedia


 what's that one disorder called when a person looks like a kid all their life
VegaDark: infant death

Summation

Generally speaking, Wikipedia is the compendium of all human knowledge, both true and false. Except of course where groups (i.e. [[Furluminati]], [[The Wikipedia Jews]]) go around turning arrays of articles into propaganda and bullshit.

Contrast:
*"Welcome to Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit." - Wikipedia front page.
*"[Wikipedia] is not a place where people have the inherent right to edit" - Jimbo Wales, October 29, 2007. (https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents/My_desysop_of_Zscout370&oldid=168329048#Public_apology" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source)

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[[Wikimania]]
*[[Arbitration Committee]]
*[[SuperMemo|Brain (How to funnel all of Wikipedia into your -)]]
*[[CHILDPROTECT]]

*[[ED vs TOW]]
*[[Edit war]]
*[[Hack|Justification (Irrelevance of)]]
*[[Metapedia]]
*[[Poop.mov]]
*[[Racism]]
*[[Psycho|Rulesfag]]
*[[Shit]]
*[[Corruption|System (Global)]]
*[[Wikiwarfare|Warfare (Inter-wiki)]]
*Wikis (Other)
**[[Conservapedia]]
**[[Illogicopedia]]
**[[Metapedia]]
**[[Uncyclopedia]]
**[[Wikifur]]
*Wikipedia
**[[Vandal#How_to_Become_a_Wikipedia_Vandal|How to properly vandalize -]]
**[[List of deceased Wikipedians|Users (Deceased)]]
**[[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|Administrators (Gallery of)]]
**[[List of heterosexual Wikipedia admins|Admins (Heterosexual)]]
**[[Wikipedia/Jokes|Humor (Delusion)]]
**[[WP:You have no rights|Your rights (Users)]]

Villains


*'''[[Breitbart]] - officially [[No shit|an unreliable source,]] as of [[Last Thursday|October 2018]]
*'[[The Daily Mail|Daily Mail, the]] - due to Jewbo spooning [[The Guardian]]''
**'''For a full rundown see: [[WP:DAILYMAIL]]
*[[MONGO]]
*'''[[Scientology]]

Supreme Assholes


*[[Science Apologist]] - sworn enemy of [[Davkal]]. Occasionally masturbates to [[science|physics textbooks]].
*[[Davkal]] - sworn enemy of [[Science Apologist]]. Believes aliens and ghosts control the [[Government]].

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* http://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Punjab_(Pakistan)&action=history" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">On Wiki-PEDO-ia it's ok to rape and marry little girls, especially Christian girls, especially in Punjab, Pakistan!!!
* https://www.theregister.com/2008/03/03/jimbo_wales_rachel_marsden/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Jewbo rapes Rachel Marsden hard core style, than he dumps her live on wiki-pedo-ia, then in return she sells his shit he left at her place on shitty ebay!!!
*https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Clyde_Bruckman&diff=prev&oldid=9581421" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Wikipedoians surely love to talk to themsleves 24/7.... especially psycho stalker felon antandrus (david, homeless bum from santa monica area, CA) and his retarded bastard son XXBlackburnXx
*https://www.abc.net.au/news/2007-08-16/program-shows-cia-behind-wikipedia-entries/642224" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">The CIA is among Wikipedia's most prolific editors (Archived:
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*https://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/21/education/21wikipedia.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">ALL Universities, colleges, schools must ban wikipedia (Archived:
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*http://www.wikipediareview.com/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">The Wikipedia Review - Anti-Wikipedia message board, nearly died in 2012
*https://wikipediocracy.com/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Wikipediocracy – The primary Wikipedia criticism website at present. Like it or suck it.
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*https://www.theregister.com/2005/10/18/wikipedia_quality_problem?page=2" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Another “flattering” review for Wikipedia (Archived:
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*https://www.theonion.com/wikipedia-celebrates-750-years-of-american-independence-1819568571" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">"Wikipedia Celebrates 750 Years Of American Independence" (Archived:
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*http://neilclark66.blogspot.com/2007/12/stranger-than-fiction-wikipedia.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Stranger than Fiction: A Wikipedia Conspiracy (the true story of [[SlimVirgin]]) (Archived:
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*https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Yiff" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">One of the many unspeakable things that wikipedos fap to (Archived:
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*https://www.independent.co.uk/tech/wikipedia-editor-has-made-some-47-000-corrections-to-online-database-10024355.html?icn=puff-9" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Meet the 'pedo who has made 47,000 minor corrections of the same grammatical error. - He insists he has 'a life' (Archived:
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- Daniel Brandt's true criticisms!!!
*https://www.avclub.com/the-scandal-of-olivia-newton-john-12-surprisingly-cont-1798214001" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">"12 surprisingly controversial Wikipedia pages" - not surprising, if you know how Wikipedos think (Archived:
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*A Criticism of the Wikipedia - a critical examination of Wikipedia by a [[B&|former]] [[Pervert|user]] Lir (Archives only:
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*http://proutypedia.com/wiki/Wikipedia" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Len Osanic vs. Wikipedia (dead) a case study of the edit wars surrounding [[John F. Kennedy|JFK]] assassination [[Truth|conspiracy]] [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|figure]] L. Fletcher Prouty (Archived:
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