Winko567

winko567 ([[Powerword]]: Joe Winko) is an [[attention whore]] with [[Asperger's Syndrome]] on [[YouTube]] with a fascination for [[CP|CreepyPasta]], [[horror]], and the Sims series, not to mention an [[e-begging]] [[whore|sellout]].

Aliases

*Joe
*Joe Winko
*Winko
*winko567

History

*December 5, 1995: [[Your Mom]] abandoned him after having given birth to him. The [[pimp|baby daddy]] in question remains unknown, but probably [[your Dad]].
*Dec. 6, 1995 to 2011: [[Shit Nobody Cares About]]
**Anyway, fast forward over a decade later and he becomes an adopted (yes, a family was unfortunate enough to adopt the last kid that no one else wanted from the orphanage) [EDIT To the original person who typed this article: WRONG DUMBASS! I was adopted in 1996 -The real Joe Winko], [[e-begging]] [[attention whore]] you'll wish you never went to school with, because he would beg for you to like [[DO NOT WANT|his own fanpage he moderates]] on [[Facebook]].
*January 13, 2013: He joined YouTube under the username winko567.
*February 16, 2013: He somehow used enough fake YT accounts with fake contact info to get 50 subscribers.
*March 26, 2013: Using twice the number of [[sockpuppets]], he surpassed 100 subscribers.
*October 13, 2013: Using quintuple the amount of previous [[sockpuppetry]], he surpassed 500 subscribers.
*April 27, 2014: As a desperate [[sockpuppeteer]], the inevitable happened; he surpassed 1,000 subscribers.
*June 2014: He [[WTF|apparently "graduated" High School]], or so he claims.

Trivia

*He is one of the few autistic Hawaiian-American people on Encyclopedia Dramatica.
*[[Some argue]] that [[No|he is your favorite Hawaiian guy]], and we mean by some, we mean [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|Joe himself]].
* And he also thinks this is the dumbest and weakest page on encylopediadramtica, because there is SOOOO MUCH MORE you trolls could've included and made fun of about me :P you guys are so lazy! that's insulting! LOL -the REAL Joe Winko...

Links

*https://www.youtube.com/user/winko567" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">His Main YouTube Channel
*https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI34qpVmgV5RoCDXEQOT4bA" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">His Gaming Channel
*https://www.facebook.com/JoeWinkoFanpage" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">His Cringefest of a Fanpage

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