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[[Work safe]] (WS) or Safe for work (SFW) are terms to warn that images are not obscene, violent or [[Bukkake|fucking sweet]]!!!!!11[[oneone]]ha1! Work safe means that it is safe to look at from work, while working, while not working, while thinking about working, or while thinking about quitting work.

Stop playing on the internet and get back to work

SWF is completely contradictory and a total [[oxymoron]]. Let's think about this for a second - you're at work to do a job, right? If you're dicking around on the internet, regardless of where you are, you'll receive disciplinary action at your job. The only internet use that is "worksafe" is anything related to your job. Hell, you could go to [[sports|ESPN]] or some other tame site and get slammed for it just as bad as you would if you went to [[4chan]].

Speaking of which, SFW sections on otherwise nefarious websites are completely worthless, [[vp|despite what some aspies say]]. If you go to a site like 4chan while on the clock you're gonna get [[v&|fired]], whether or not you were on [[b|/b/]] or [[SNCA|one of the worksafe boards]].

One day, a [[me|dude]] posted a witty picture of a woman with sausages in her [[ass]] and something else in her [[cunt]]. Another [[you|dude]] opened it and got totally [[pwned|fired]]. As a result, [[you|the fired faggit]] had to move back in with his [[mom]] and write hilarious [[Uncyclopedia]] articles until three AM while totally BLASTED off of NyQuil. Anything [[pornography|cool]] such as [[Furry|poorly drawn animals having sex in Nazi uniforms]] or violent material is not work safe. A synonym for work safe is [[NSFW|Now Show Friends and Workmates]].

lol Who the fuck labels Images?

[[Some argue]] that [[homosexual|morally sensitive]] and responsible [[blog]]gers, [[conservatives]], [[liberals]], [[pedophiles]], [[pedophiles|rednecks]] and [[Jimbo Wales]] label their images. This is because they are not down with killing the [[White people|white man]]. Then again, what's stopping [[Troll|people]] from labeling [[Kittens|anything]] as work safe in the first place?

REMEMBER:
[[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA]]
IS ALWAYS WORK SAFE

See Also

*[[Safety]]
*[[Safeword]]
*[[SFW Porn]]
*[[WhatPort80]]

External Links

Note that these are all 100% work safe
*http://www.goatse.bz/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Delicious Cake Recipes!
*http://www.tubgirl.me/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Attractive Garden Fountains.
*http://www.lemonparty.org/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Meet Exciting New Friends!
*http://www.hai2u.com/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Greeting Cards For Sale.
*http://www.meatspin.com/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Leekspin
*http://www.eatyoursoup.com/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Vegetarian Recipes.

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