Note: this is proven fact.
As if it couldn't get any worse, there exist RP groups such as "[[Gorillaz|Murder Inc.]]", an elite group of text-fighters that diddle each other when they aren't bragging about owning one another or other online clans. To sum Japanese Anime up, it's a cesspool where anything and everything undesirable is fair game, so long as its users are allowed to live in their mass delusion of make-believe.
When not being completely [[fucktard|cool]] in [[basement dweller|Yahoo! Chat]], members enjoy getting together on their own [[Kawaii|cute]] little forum full of much [[retard|intelligence]] and [[fail|win]], complete with pictures, real names for some, and even a nice description for each one. [[Roleplayers]], [[furries]], and [[faggots]], oh my!
Have fun trolling.
www.f-list.net
Not only is if full of yaoi fags, but also futas, shitting dick nipples, and [[ronery|pedobears]]. It is also full of drama whores, drama queens, and fake lesbians. Most of the user-created "groups" on F-List end up failing horribly due to this drama, or the owner being an asshat.
From rumor, this site might give you a virus.
[[Anal]]y[[incest|sis]]: Any moral person of [[Tranny|either gender]] would be disgusted and saddened by Yahoo!'s feeble excuse for men. While they act [[Internet_tough_guy|masculine]], they're as [[Faggot|insecure]] as the women they embarrassingly hound.
The types of males you'll find in Japanese Anime are:
* [[Nerd_Rage|The angsty loner]] who, under a weeaboo screen name, involves himself in Internet drama, carries knives IRL, has a shallow, bitchy complex, supports [[gay]] [[fandom]]s and reads [[crap|manga]] in his spare time.
* [[Unwarranted_self-importance|Egoistical]] morons who [[lie]] about having a life or [[shit_nobody_cares_about|being enlisted in the army]], while believing underage, nerdy girls like are impressed. They tend to use emoticons and are heavily under the influence of [[Jenkem]]. Yes, Casey and ShaneLee. This was written just for you two.
* Typical fanboy males who shamelessly admits their flaws instead of living behind a false ego. Generally use text-faces and excessive [[XD]], and also roleplays.
* Shamelessly or closet-ly [[gay]]. And despite being the [[cancer]] that is killing Y! chats, care only for themselves and what [[AIDS|STDs]] they can find or trade. In other words, they're sick fucks.
*[[Fucktards]] who claim to design [[shit|webpages]], [[Goatse|work through the internet]], or claim to do anything believed to be interesting in [[lie|general]] (or they do, and just [[fail|suck at it]]).
*[[Trap|Are You Really A Boy]] males. These males consist of rabid [[fangirls]] who are so wrapped into their dillusions that they believe that they're male IRL. Typically you can find these girls asing for yaoi and buttsex. (Ex: [[Whore|hitoshirezu.sora]])
[[Anal]]y[[Incest|sis]]: Rabid [[16-year-old girls]] who plan to never leave the Internet and breed, ultimately causing the Earth's population to die off due to their addicting to text and longing to be loved by that [[13-year-old boy]].
The types of females you'll find in Japanese Anime are:
* Bitchy, whiney, shallow, and send mass messages involving drama or about how they're [[An_hero|leaving Y! FOREVER!!111111]]
* Unattractive, thus involves herself in [[cybersex]] to make up for what she will never get [[IRL]]. Alternatively, they write [[Megaman|fanfictions]].
* Attractive, though lacking personality, thus tends to start endless amounts of [[Internet drama]] for the sake of getting that 13-year-old boy back, later losing him to the next floozie -- or worse, her [[BFF]].
* Really a [[basement-dweller|basement-dwelling]] male out to diddle anime fanboys, or trolls out to make Y!'s male gender feel more insignificant for epic [[lulz]].
Not everyone in JA is a Troll. For instance you have the noobs, and the oh-so-famous [[Drama|Drama Whores]]. These consist of those few people who sometimes speak of their IRL issues. Or, even more likely to happen, they speak about their "he said she said" water-works of doom. A few of the most well known members of the JA rooms are known simply for their dramatics. Some of these pathetic little cunts also beg to be put on this page. Lulz ensues, however, and they always assume it's their e-exes or ex-bffs. Note: How many of you added yourselves? Shame, shame.
She recently made a gofundme for her three year old son here: http://www.gofundme.com/b9bvuw lul
She currently [[no life|roleplays]] on a site called [[Furfags|F-List]] and a few of her [[weeaboo|characters]] can be found here: https://www.f-list.net/c/Kotoko%20Utsugi Key note: None of her characters are actually displayed though. Shame. She must've found out.
A Facebook account of hers can be found here, but note most of her content is "friends only" https://www.facebook.com/arcade.sona?fref=ts
===Courtney===
How many [[Fail|bitches]] has this [[Whore|whore]] dated? How many more times can she pull the [[shit_nobody_cares_about|I'm dying. Pity me."]] card before someone smart realizes she's a fag? Rumor has it that she broke it off with her last lover because she's too psycho. Or maybe it was her lover that ditched her because she's the psycho. Either way, Courtney is known for having her hands in all sorts of nasty places. Including between [[AIDS|Silky's nasty thighs]]. It doesn't get much worse than that. Recent reports state that she's given up the [[Whore|dating]] thing (again) and that she's going to focus on [[Internet|real life]]. There is no such proof that real life even exhists for this bitch, so why make false statements? She claims to have stopped [[Lulz|RPing]] as well, although we all know this is just to try and throw people off her [[Cancer|foul scent]]. Nothing is to be believed about this girl. In fact, you shouldn't even believe that her name is Courtney. For all we know she could be some [[13_year_old_boy|pedophile]] that rapes little boys in his/her/it's basement. A more recent rumor is that she's dating [[Fail|Brandi]]. A match made in Heaven. Two whores and e-drama. [[Vomit|Enjoy]]. With recent findings of Brandi supposedly engaged, we're left to wonder what happened to Courtney. We'ren't those two fags dating? Not that Courtney could be dating anyone ever. She's nothing but a fat blob. Sources have told us that she becomes more related to a 'pile of shit' than she has been previously. Maybe she'll even turn green and grow corn one day.
===Fallyn===
A young Irish lad who migrated from shitland with her abusive alcoholic father to California. A highschool drop out who does nothing but bitch and lurk on the internet because she has nothing else going of her. Living off her room mate whom she turned gay by constantly riding his cock with her hamburger helper STD infected vagina. Her only job is to hunt for cock on the internet and create drama to make up for her lack of life. Fallyn, a cock sucking leech took her own virginity with a toy giraffe claiming it to be an "accident". She will constantly be seen spamming chat about pointless shit, thinking that anyone is paying interest and attention to her. Little does she know everyone tends to tune her out. This bitch also feels the need to tell everyone how disgusting her bowel movement is, and when it happens in hopes that some men with scat fetishes will help her star in the next 2girls1cup video and she will be forever popular on the internet. If you call her out on being a slut or simply a subhuman she will claim you are "tsundere" for her, it helps her cope with the fact that no one is able to tolerate a walking, talking, breathing shitblob.
Don't forget this bitch is psychotic to the tenth degree. That's what most likely causes said moments of psychosis. She told [[Fag|Bryan/Kevin]] that if he dumped her, she would destroy his stuff and key his car. He was supposed to visit her, and she'd wait for him and drive to the bus stations and get herself into a panic. And he'd always have an awesome excuse. He was forced into being her 'fiance'. She said she would [[Emo|cut herself]] if Eli stopped liking her. And lest we forget [[Baby|Piper]], her darling little daughter who got taken away by her mom because Meagan failed as a mother. GG, Meagan. GG.
She's also started to run around declaring that she has micro tumors in her ovaries and is getting chemo for them, but this, of course, is another one of her 'attention getters'.
[[Hetalia|we_stand_on_guard_for_thee]] Unwarranted self importance right here.
If you know her, you know that she likes Gelato and has a nickname. That is about it. However, this crazy bitch loves to LARP (Live-action Roleplay). Apparently, because she likes Gelato and prefers to be called by her nickname. Recently she was involved in drama involving kiss_my_iron_cross_prussia and a 16-year-old who thinks she is France. She broke up with Prussia for the France. But according to her, she is someone who has [[nice_try|never done anything to anyone]], but, for some reason, still gets harassed by people who do not even know her. [[Fail|Classy]]. Some people just need to take a step back, look at themselves and literally fuck their own faces.
[[Hetalia|kieven_to_russia]]
[[Hetalia|norwegienviking]]
[[Hetalia|oldromachan]]
That's right kids, there's a new one in town. It's Stalker-chan/Pedobear (Stephanie) and he's on the lookout for you. Whether it be Sealand or some other Hetalia faggot shitting screen name, he's coming for you, and he's coming fast. Stalker-chan is not to be taken lightly. He is the pedophile of Yahoo and is so addicted to sex that it is leaking out of every orifice in his body. Some people call this Stalker-chan Deichan, others call him a dyke. Either way, Stalker-chan is lurking, boys and girls of Hetalia! He'll IM you over and over for RP hoping to get laid and will come between couples just for teh s3xx0rz. Make sure to avoid this person at all costs--it seems he likes to change identities often! Be on the look out!
Gamertag: CallofCthulu.
If you know this loser, you also know that despite having countless [[Resident Evil]] screen names and Guilty Gear (mostly Bridget) identities, he has also told the majority of Yahoo! user rooms that he is a [[lies|25-year-old male who lives in Columbus, Ohio]]. His real name is Timothy, and he's obsessed with furry porn, shota, and yaoi. He further ruins his e-reputation by getting on voice and "trolling" people. This kid's real age, given by a loyal EDiot, is actually 16, making him a bona-fide basement dweller. He is currently dating [[Fat|Courtney]] in real life. They live twenty minutes from one another and have sex all the time. "It was like fucking a baby" was his only defense, when Steven beforehand had commented that fucking her was "like throwing a hotdog down a hallway."
While Courtney and TJ are exclusive Yahooligan whorebags who roleplay everything under the sun just for 'teh secks', they both specialize in making children cry. He met [[Fat_Bitches|GB]] in a span of two days and dated her for three months.
TJ attends regular [[Furry]] chatrooms, contributes requests for artwork on Deviantart, and masturbates to it. He also admitted to writing the Silky section of this page. For some reason he believes that he's a bisexual troll. In fact, he probably cheats on Courtney and numerous other girls (and guys) that he interacts with on MSN, Yahoo!, and the other [[shit_nobody_cares_about|chatrooms]] speckled like chickenpox all over the interfuck.
Mike, Zaft, and a few other trolls who occupy Japanese Anime:1 say that TJ is simply a Zaft-wannabe, and jacks off so much that there is hair growing from his hands.
Hypocrite. Everyone on Yahoo! knows him for dating everybody he can and asking for sex on all of his furry profiles.
He is also known as the now raped ed user "[[user:DurpDeeHurp|DurpDeeHurp]]" was banned for trying to sanitize this article, and descended upon [[ED:IRC]] to try to get himself unbanned. He claimed among other things that he wrote this portion of the page about himself in an effort to get not only unbanned but to get this portion of the page removed which obviously didn't happen.
With this danger, you'd think that the JA [[Girls|cunts]] would be smarter than to give their IRL names, phone numbers, and addresses out in the chat room, but of course they are too [[Special_Ed|stupid]] to realize that the internet has [[4chan|hackers on steroids]], waiting to post their phone numbers and pictures on [[Craigslist|3rd party sites]]. But, [[Attention_whore|The Cunt Clique]] doesn't care. It gives them something more to whine and complain about in the JA rooms for [[Ego|attention]].
They are ALL [[Loser|drop-outs]] of high school, due to the fact that they spend a majority of their days and nights in these rooms. Hell, they spend every living-fucking-ass-picking hour of their days in there.
If they are not talking about how "hot" [[Ugly|Mike]] and [[Boring|Max]] are, and fighting over who the 'boys' like more, then they are making fun of the [[Role-playing|role players]] for being [[Creative|immature]].
In [[Irl|reality]] though, the [[Attention_whore|The Cunt Clique]] are nothing more than [[Pig|girls]] who get picked on IRL, have no future or job, and resort to making "names" for themselves on the internet just so they can feel a little bit [[Internet_celebrity|"important"]].
WARNING! [[Attention_whore|The Cunt Clique]] is attempting to edit this page to save Stephen from "being flamed". The truth is, they're just trying to score with him so they can suck his dick.
A wanna be Cunt Clique member known by the name Karin has been trying to vandalize this article. Her lack of braincells are unable to rationalize that it is the E.D mods who keep deleting her butt hurt posts. In order to get attention from anyone and I mean from ANYONE this poor sap of a girl is willing to do all she can. Like talk to herself in a chat in order to seem popular. E-popularity is really a big deal for most of the F-List members. Especially this one who feels the need to hoard every pokemon name she can, because being the best pokemon role player is top tier. She was not only the best pokemon role player she was also a mod for the room. Clearly putting in her an position above Tom Cruise. Not even his grip of death will save him from such an elitist pokemon role player.
You don't want to fail, you want to troll, so here are some general guidelines:
*Exploit a weakness: You don't want to attack from nowhere, you want to find a weakness. This could be ignorance, stupidity, age, weight, etc. [[Crysis|Don't run in blind]].
*Reply to everything: If you don't read and reply to every post, and you ignore them like a faggot would, they're not going to give a shit what you say.
*The person you're trolling submits to you: You have failed in your mission if they begin agreeing with you. There is no way to counter submission.
*Are you intelligent at all?: It would be asinine, idiocy for people of lesser intelligence to do this. (SEE ALSO: [[Verbose Thread]])
While few [[Internet_celebrity|trolls]] took it as an ego boost and reflection of their hard work, the losers too stupid to realize it that it was an insult to be on here took it as a jab to theirs. This has resulted in extreme WikiEdit & drama:
** Attention whores adding themselves to the list and going, "OMG, who did I make butthurt to get put on ED? lol."
** Non-trolls adding themselves to feel important and witty.
** Butthurt losers adding non-Japanese Anime trolls or their own unfunny comments.
** Also, it gives certain fucktard Trolls the idea that they own the article, giving themselves the privilege to write about the 'Impact' of an ED article on Y!fags. This is especially true with [[User:Comrade Zatch|Zach]], who really doesn't troll there anymore but feels it fit to watch the page. Vandalize his page.
Surprisingly, while the article is mainly based on the doings of roleplayers and weeaboos, the trolls got the bigger response.