YTCracker

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YTCracker (pronounced "whitey [[cracker]]"; born August 23, 1982), better known by his [[Powerword|powerword]]: [[Lol|Bryce Case, Jr]], is the self-proclaimed "[[USI|nerd rap king]]" and anal jewelist. He lost his anal virginity at a young age when his father forcefully jammed an [[Atari|Atari 2600 joystick]] in his pooper because he wouldn’t “go the fuck outside and make some friends!” and now 15 years later makes shitty music called “[[Nerdcore]]” (or what he commonly refers to as "digital gangster" rap). The lyrics mainly deal with 1337 [[AOL]] hacking and his, until now, repressed memories of his early [[Ass rape|de-flowering.]]

Early days

YTCracker got his [[CS III]] while in diapers. In 1999 he http://www.wired.com/politics/law/news/1999/11/32729" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">"claims" he hacked a NASA website, along with other government sites which proves he is [[Gay|hardcore]]; despite him being [[B&|underage]] at the time he got fined 24k by [[The Man]] for his faggotry which he's still trying to pay off with that day job at Chilli's...

Albums

Anything before 2005 is stuff that is not going to be bothered to put here, because you know how artists are with their first releases; they're [[Stupid|difficult]] to find!

NerdRap Entertainment System

[[NES]] was released in [[2005]]; it's free and it's a classic nerdcore album, meaning it's something a [[Downs syndrome|downer]] in a wheelchair would listen to.

Nerd Life

In the near end of [[2007]], YTCracker released Nerd Life. This is an album that he actually charged for because he found out that sucking dick alone without his at-the-time wife knowing, couldn't pay the rent anymore. This was [[USI|another instant classic in the nerdcore genre]].

Serious Business

YTCracker lazily comes out with a EP in mid-[[2008]] entitled [[Serious Business]], donning a [[shit|shitty]] cover art with the name of the album looking like it was drawn in [[MS Paint]]. A few tracks off the album are circulating the internet, released by YTCracker himself.

The Digital Gangster LP

Another 2008 [[blah|album]], this time a collaboration with somebody who made the entire [[British]] population [[Butthurt|mad as fuck]] off some song in [[2006]] and also has an oddly high-pitched voice which resembles that of a [[Children|kindergarten student]]; [[Hot Topic|MC Lars]]. The name of the album is based on a [[Retarded|invite-only h4ck5r website]] that we could only assume these two [[Luser|losers]] visited regularly.

Who Live Like This

Irrelevant [[2012]] EP with some unpopular [[chink]] named Hairetsu, again with a mediocre cover art that looks like it's supposed to resemble [[space]].

Introducing Neals

[[ALL CAPS|YET ANOTHER]] album, released in [[2014]] which YTCracker makes an alter-ego of himself named [[Asspie|Neals]]. The songs basically consist of him [[BAWWWWW|crying]] about how the [[government]] fucks with his oh so precious technology.

I am YTCracker and I approve this Message

I also smoke pole on the weekends with a gaggle of other anal jewelists - figured I would add that. Holler at me [email protected] if your a/s/l is 15-65/m/anywhere within driving distance. http://web.archive.org/web/20101024024513/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Ytcracker" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Ytcracker 08:07, 20 April 2009 (UTC)
*^googles his name every day. lulz

Trivia

*Has used his totally m4d wiki [[skillz]] to modify this page to remove all references to his [[Cocksucker|overwhelming desire for man meat]].
*Can use his [[1337]] [[QBASIC|BASIC]] skills to program dong floods (...because he loves cocks).
*Will let you fuck his bumchin (that he tries so desperately to hide when he grows facial hair) for the right price.
*His e-mail is [email protected].

See Also

*[[Nerdcore]]
*[[Stephen Hawking|MC Hawking]]
*[[Old|MC Frontalot]]
*[[Camwhore|MC Router]]
*[[Hot Topic|MC Lars]]
*[[mc chris]]
*[[Fat|Beefy]]
*[[Futuristic Sex Robotz]]
*[[Not gay]]

External links

*http://www.ytcracker.com/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">YTCracker's website
*http://digitalgangster.com/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">YTCracker's forums
*http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=nerdysouth" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">YTCracker's old YouTube
*http://www.youtube.com/user/realytcracker" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">YTCracker's new YouTube
*http://www.youtube.com/user/introducingneals" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">YTCracker's YouTube for his "Introducing Neals" album
*http://myspace.com/ytcracker" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">YTCracker's MySpace
*http://ytcracker.livejournal.com/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">YTCracker's LiveJournal
*http://www.wired.com/politics/law/news/1999/11/32729" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Wired's Article About the NASA Hack
*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Ytcracker" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">YTCracker's TOW account - currently campaigning to keep http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ytcracker" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">his stub from being baleeted by the [[Wikipedia Jews]]

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