Zoo Tycoon

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Zoo Tycoon is a game presumably designed by and for [[13-year-old boys]] with a dormant [[bestiality]] fetish, in which they design zoos and look after animals to [[fap]] over. Although the game itself is not that notable, the hysteria, multiple forums, and numerous Internet communities that have sprung up around it mean it is truly a golden [[trolling]] opportunity. "Zootycunts" are typically [[ugly]], [[anthropophobia|anthropophobic]] geeks who still live in their mom's basement and argue fervently amongst themselves about the physical aspects of animals and [[wtf|dinosaurs]]. Many are also disgusting [[weeaboo]] faggots who masturbate in their spare time to badly animated hentai and have [[cybersex]] in specially tailored [[Shit_no_one_cares_about|Xat Chatrooms, Skype Groups, and Discord Channels.]]

Vidya Game

The name pretty much explains the whole game - you get a zoo and you enjoy the [[hawt]] animal [[Yiff|breeding]] within it. Occasionally, some animal will get ill or such, but the difficulty of the game would be only suitable for a fetus. Of course, this is until you get the [[Dinosaur]] Digs expansion, which lets you to grow [[Extreme advertising|fucking dinosaurs]], thus making the game 100% hardcore. Other fun activities include [[Pwn|spawning an antelope in T. rex territory]], not including a bathroom in your park, making every animal starve to death, and letting gorillas free from their exhibit.

Protip: After you get bored of the game and release all of the animals, use the water-tool to trap the fleeing people on islands with said animals. They run straight for the water and drown.

The Forums

Zoo Tycoon forums are typically populated with small, socially retarded communities of similarly ostracized [[geeks]] who band together to discuss game techniques, squabble about [[Nobody cares|dinosaurs]] and [[circle jerk|bond]]. They all seem to bear a noticeable [[nerd]] [[hivemind]] that causes them to frequently spout [[meme|memes]] taken from "[[Know Your Meme]]" and indulge in unfunny inside jokes. Many like to think of themselves as [[b/tard|/b/tards]] simply because they can recite stale memes such as [[OVER 9,000]], [[Rick Roll]] and [[Mudkipz]]. You can usually discover these festering shitholes by merely visiting http://w11.zetaboards.com/Z_T_V/index/.

Notable Zootycunts

* Zooa (also known as Akai) is an [[ugly]] [[weeaboo]] with greasy blond hair, severe acne, and watery blue eyes. He is known for being a [[pedophile]], frequently [[cybersex|cybering]] with [[jailbait|underage]] anime fags, and being especially [[lulzy]] when trolled. He is an [[attention whore]] and has threatened to become [[an hero]] on multiple occasions. To get this faggot to go [[rage|bat shit crazy]], you simply have to insult either his beloved Zoo Tycoon creations or online lovers, and [[lulz]] will undoubtedly ensue. Zooa is also known for being a massive [[fag]], and has reportedly even spent time online pretending to be a girl called “Kitty” (which was actually pretty pointless, as we all know that [[there are no girls on the internet|there are no girls on the Internet]]) to get boys to [[cybersex|roleplay]] with him. Like all [[geeks]], Zooa will go into a typical defensive mode of alternation between long, self-adulating statements and extreme aggression when butthurt, not seeming to realize that this does nothing to help his cause on the Internet.

* Spinosaurio (also known as Spino) is also a [[furfag]] who honestly believes that he is a [[fyiad|Spinosaurus]], makes shitty art of those who disagree, and spends most of his time being a lazy shit and making fun of people. Dissimilar to Zooa, he also goes off on long rants using unclever words but in entirely the right context. He is noted for his method of bullshit, often known as "Cyanide", and for ruining the "Mysterious Map Marvels, Co. Ltd" greeting card company when he got too assmad about being bullied, which has inspired many rival greeting card companies.

* Shaz, also known as Foxie or Alexis85, is arguably the most [[sarcasm|beautiful]] [[furfag]] in the world; with her lascivious [[fat|curves]], [[ugly|goddess-like]] appearance, and humble demeanor. Her gender is called into question due to the fact, there are no girls on the Internet. Shaz is known for entering many [[cybersex|roleplay]] games about [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|vampires]] and fathered an illegitimate son with Zooa named Zoes, who was later plunged into another universe by an alien named King Hoopla. Did we mention she's a http://www.furaffinity.net/user/alexis85" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">furfag who http://www.cosplay.com/member/157795/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">openly admits to being a furfag? Also, It should be noted Shaz is Egyptian for "[[Gay]]"

* JVM is an [[attention whore]] from Illinois who claims to be from [[South Park]]. He is an [[ugly]] [[faggot]] who formerly constantly threatened to leave the community constantly, and now instead [[whore|whores out]] his site, Zoo Tycoon Hideout, which is known as one of the worst websites ever created. He often engages in political debates with an extreme [[liberal]] attitude and is noted for never shutting the fuck up about South Park, which he [[faps]] to endlessly. He also has been trying to create a Pteranodon for five years, because he lacks the ability to leave the computer due to his [[fat]]. He also constantly makes Cold War analogies. He often calls on forums to add Teenage Forums so that he can write sex roleplay and fap to it.

* Omnomnomnjuiruriyin (also known as 'Omniryujin or [[Internet_Tough_Guy|Incinerox]]) is also a [[furfag]] who honestly believes that he is a [[fyiad|dragon]], IP-bans those who disagree, and spends most of his time brooding or raging at people. Similarly to Zooa, he also goes off on long rants using clever words but in entirely the wrong context. He is noted for his method of banning, often known as "incinerating", and starting the "Mysterious Map Marvels, Co. Ltd" greeting card company with [[faggot|Zooa]], which has inspired many rival greeting card companies.

* Ch0des are a group of shit eating cunts who don't do anything but whine and bitch bullshit about anyone whose not one of them. They also love yummy dicks.

Aurora Designs

Were you looking for [[Al-Qaeda]]?

Aurora Designs is a professional greeting card company that was started by Simbass, and ZooMaster on September 11th, 2001. They are known for stealing their designs from Blue Fang Games and leaving used condoms behind. They originally worked for "Mysterious Map Marvels, Co. Ltd" but realized they sucked ass at greeting cards and [[attention whore|decided their talents were better suited to make anatomically-correct sex dolls]]. They got other designers in on the craze, only to tell everyone they were the only designers working and claim they are [[God]]. They are known for asking for honest critique, then yelling at people. They are believed to be [[faggot|closeted homosexuals]], but keep it a secret from their parents due to their [[Christfag]] views.

Aurora Designs was hacked by a savior, but his efforts were thwarted and they have set their team up again with even more elitist views. They continue to criticize people and insist they are perfect because they think it will impress girls, again forgetting the rule that, once again, there are no girls on the Internet. Despite this, their work is still available http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=5d552a2be2195f5dd956df2962098fcb720c7b9a4084acaa597b5d7f10aaff85" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">right here.

Links

* http://w11.zetaboards.com/Z_T_V/index/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Zoo Tycoon Forum
* http://thezt2roundtable.com/index/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Yet Another Zoo Tycoon Forum
* https://discord.gg/99WZrTn" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Cybersex Discord Channel
* https://discord.gg/7FRxKps" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Soopir sekrit cybersex channel

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