Zoophilia.net is a site which documents [[bestiality]] in a professional and open-minded manner, yet strangely enough has nothing bad to say about [[furries|people who fuck their dogs]]. What seperates it from http://wiki.patrioticnigras.org/wiki/Ebon_Lupus" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">deluded otherkin who preach their bullshit philosophy about sex with animals and [[DracoGuard|those stupid enough to take photos of themselves giving Fido a handjob]] is that Zoophilia.net provides [[retarded|interesting]] statistics and data about the lives of animal-lovers. [[No|Presuming of course anything you read on the internet is true]].
*The majority of zoophiles are male (85% versus 15%)
*The majority of zoophiles started buggering animals in their 20s - presumably after realising no human will want them.
*The zoophiles favorite animals are [[PoeticIrony|dogs]] and [[Mr Hands|horses]]. (Evidently,it's due to the animals' large [[dick|dicks]].)
Upbringing
*Surprisingly the majory of zoophiles describe their childhoods as either [[Mundane|Average]], Close or [[Hypocrite|Religious]] ([[lol]]).
*More than 50% recribed the relationships with their parents as [[Incest|"Good" or "Very Good"]].
*Only the minority (6% or less) described their childhoods as Abusive, Unloving or being stricken with Poverty.
Interesting side note - if [[you]] are stupid enough to tell your parents you've been sucking Rover's cock, you are more likely to be accepted if:
a) You are a [[whore|girl]]
b) You tell [[your mother]] rather than your [[daddy|father]].
This is because seeing a blonde bimbo having her pussy fucked raw by a dog is [[truth|hot]] but seeing [[Mr. Hands|a man with a horse cock stuck up his ass isn't]].
Interaction with Other Humans
*By far the majority of zoophiles who have relationships with humans are female, despite the fact [[women]] only make up 15% of all zoophiles.
*The majority of zoophiles (57% of males and 52% of females) have no social relationships whatsoever (no, [[FurAffinity]] doesn't count).
Self-Perception
*55% of male zoophiles and 57% of female zoophiles describe themselves as Fairly Popular despite having no social relationships with humans.
Conclusion:
[[You must have been abused as a child|"Zoos" cannot blame their sick fetishes on the abuse they suffered as children]]. Similarly they manage to retain a [[USI|high-level of self-esteem]] despite the fact nobody loves them. We can conclude therefore that their desires are not the result of [[depression]] or repressed sexuality, but stem from the fact no human wants to have sex with these egotistical cunt-rags due to their self-righteousness and the belief [[victim complex|they should be able to do whatever the hell they want without fear of reprisals]].
[[TL;DR]] - there is nothing wrong with them. They simply [[fail]] at life.
But of course [[common knowledge|you didn't need a website to tell you that]].
# 95,638,231 women have intentionally engaged in bestiality.
# 255,035,283 men have intentionally engaged in bestiality.
# For the rest of you, we'll accept your plea that it was unintentional, but we have our suspicions.
These figures suggest the following:
# In a train carrying 300 people - 5 women and 12 men are experienced.
# If your company has 100 people - 3 women and 8 men have had experience.
# At the Hollywood bowl, you will find 261 experienced women, and 695 men. Actually as it's Hollywood those figures are misleading, as they fail to apply the [[Richard Gere]] multiplier. The real figures are 3,201 experienced women and all but one of the men. And you can bet the one isn't Richard.
#http://www.snopes.com/risque/juvenile/lobster.asp" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">You'll find that women should be careful to give their lobsters an enema before engaging them in BDSM sex
Some popular animals that zoophiles enjoy having sex with include equines, gerbils, canines, poultry, squirrels, domesticated cattle, roadkill, cats, dolphins, handfuls of mealworms, kangaroos, large snakes, primates, mammals, birds, reptiles, amphibians, bacteria and fungi.
If anything is going to be [[castrated]] or [[prison|locked away]], it won't be the animals.
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