Zootopia

Zootopia, also known as Zootropolis to [[Britfag|Britfags]], or Zoophilia, as we would say, is the latest [[furfag]] offering released in [[American]] theaters on [[Last Thursday|March 4, 2016]] by the same people at the [[Disney|House of Mouse]] who created other [[Shit|fantastic]] films such as [[Frozen]], [[Rekt|Wreck-It Ralph]] and [[Animu|Big Hero 6]]. Starring a [[Unoriginal|fox]] and a [[Incontinent Student Bodies|rabbit]], this is yet another film which seeks to convert the new generation into furries, which unfortunately seems to be the case for the [[White people|Western world]].

The movie

The film takes place in a world inhabited by anthropomorphic animals (because that plot setting hasn't been used a fucktrillion times before amirite?) who [[Racist|discriminate against each other depending on what species they are]]. A [[rabbit]] named Judy Hopps, [[feminism|rebels against social norms]] and insists on fulfilling her childhood dream of becoming a [[Admin|police officer]]. She graduates from training and is sent to [[Africa|Zootopia]] where some degenerate piece of shit named "[[Patriarchy|Chief Bogo]]" assigns her to [[Fail|parking duty]]. During one of her shifts, she meets a [[fox]] and his miniature fuckbuddy who are partners in crime. They trick Judy into buying an [[Sex toys|ice pop]] for them so they can illegally resell it for [[profit]]. Sometime later this weasel faggot decides to steal from a shop in broad daylight like a fucking genius, and Judy chases him into [[Tinychan|Tiny Town]] and pwns the little wanker. Despite single-handedly apprehending a [[Nigger|thief]], Chief Bogo doesn't even give a fuck and [[Almost raped|almost b&]] her because she abandoned her shift to go after the Weaselfag. [[Cliché|However, Judy is saved at the last second]] when a random otter goes missing and she volunteers to take the case, with the promise that she must solve it [[Speed Run|within 48 hours]] or else she's permabanned.

Judy catches [[FoxFag|Nick Wilde]] illegally reselling ice pops for [[profit]] and blackmails the bastard into assisting her with finding Otterton. Nick complies and traces down Otterton's limousine in the middle of [[Canada|a barren, icy wasteland]] where crime boss [[Midget|Mr. Big]] brings them back to his headquarters and tells them that Otterton went [[RAEG|savage]] and attacked his chauffeur, [[Pussy|Manchas]]. Judy confronts Manchas ([[Shit no one cares about|a jaguar]]) who also goes [[RAEG|savage]] and nearly kills the duo. With 10 hours remaining, Judy and Nick are able to locate Mr. Otterton through CCTV footage and arrest Mayor Lionheart after witnessing his involvement with Otterton's disappearance. Some other dumb shit happens and Nick then [[Ragequit|ragequits]] because Judy hurted his feelings, so she returns to her hometown as [[Trisha Paytas|a lowlife skank]] and, through absolute coincidence, randomly discovers that animals go savage over [[Weed|psychotropic plants]], returns to Shittopia, becomes Nick's personal hugslut through reconciliation, interrogates Duke Weaselfag and learns of his association with a guy in a secret lab named [[Walter White|Doug]], and that Doug is cooking meth creating the psychotropic serum as ammunition for a dart gun.

Judy and Nick capture all evidence from the secret lab and try to report it when they discover that:

Bellwether then gets arrested within minutes and Mayor Lionheart is released from the slammer while Judy and Nick officially join the police force so they can ruin the fun for [[High score|mass shooters]] and [[Sandniggers|terrorists]] all around Zootopia. Teh edn.

The abridged version

[[Typical|They all lived happily ever after, shithead.]]

Characters

[[Admin|Judy Hopps]]: A naïve, unsophisticated female rabbit who inspires to be a cop. The protagonist of the film.

[[FoxFag|Nick Wilde]]: That stupid con artist faggot who teams up with Judy after being caught illegally reselling a product for profit. Nick is never prosecuted for his involvement with this scheme despite having been caught red-handed by Judy, because [[fuck the police]].

[[Jew|Dawn Bellwether]]

: A massive [[Whore|cocktease]] who convinces everybody that she is [[Hillary Clinton|just an innocent little sheep with the subtlety of a plane crash, when in actual fact she is the true mastermind]] of a [[Israel|species-supremacist conspiracy]], though [[You|everyone]] is too stupid to realise this. Rember kids; [[A wyatt mann|with ewes you lose]].

[[Small cock|Mr. Big]]: An [[What|Arctic shrew]] who is apparently a crime boss whom everyone in the district is terrified of, despite being as small as a fat Asian's dick (when erect). Also has a weird-ass pedo voice whenever he talks.

[[Loli|Fru Fru]]: Mr. Big's daughter, who gets [[Pregnant|knocked up]] during the course of the film.

[[Alpha male|Chief Bogo]]: Some overpowered, jackass buffalo who serves as the chieftain of the [[Police|dicks]].

[[Babyfur|Finnick]]: Nick's partner in scams, who's usually dressed like a toddler.

[[Christfag|Mr. Otterton]]: A random civilian who goes savage to give this film a mysterious character.

[[Nigger|Duke Weaselton]]: A thieving nigger who nobody likes.

[[Racist|Jerry Jumbeaux, Jr.]]: The owner of Jumbeaux's Café, who refuses to sell Nick a Jumbo-pop because his business denies service to foxes. Only did so after Judy called out what a [[Chris-chan|disgusting slob]] he is.

[[Troll|Mayor Lionheart]]: The mayor of Zootopia. He manhandles the savage predators like a boss until Judy arrests him.

[[Chris-chan|Benjamin Clawhauser]]: An obese [[Chan|Chanfaggot]] cheetah who fails at being the police dispatcher.

[[Slow|Flash Slothmore]]: The slowest motherfucker in recorded history, takes half an hour to slide his foreskin back during masturbation.

[[Retard|Priscilla Tripletoe]]: Another sloth who works at the DMV. Ha ha, [[No|so funny]].

[[Redneck|Gideon Grey]]: Judy's bully as a kid, who grew up to be a pie-baking faggot.

[[Slut|Gazelle]]: Female pop singer who does [[asking for it|what female pop singers do]].

E-drama

The film has gained a cult following among the furfaggots of the online world. [[BuzzFeed]] took to [[Twitter]] [[Last Thursday]] and searched for the biggest fucktards discussing how the film was purposely made for [[Sick fuck|those who have an infatuation with fur]].

http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/proof-disney-is-actually-marketing-zootopia-to-furries#.woJZmezmwy" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Yeah, the niggerfaggots at BuzzFeed actually discussed this.

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It was also https://twitter.com/dannyanimator/status/704724212406026240" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">revealed that the animators for Zootopia, one in particular named [[Furfaggot|Daniel Gonzales]], is a filthy fucking [[Yiff|Yiffer]] who requested for his fans to send fursuit pics for the animation team to jack off to.

Videos

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See also

*[[Disney]]
*[[Furries]]
*[[Turning Red]]
*[[WOLFABOO: The Movie]]

External links

*/ - The idiots responsible for making this shitstain of a film.
* - One of the film's animators and an obsessive furry.
*https://twitter.com/hashtag/Zootopia?src=hash" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">We actually found something worse than [[Pain Series].]
*http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Zootopia" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">[[WikiFur] is obsessed with it, surprise surprise...]
*http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1861349#search=Zootopia" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Horrifying art