Annoying Facebook Girl

Annoying Facebook Girl is another variation on the shit farm explosion that is Advice Dog Variations. The image macro vaguely lampoons the various vacuous [[16 year old girls]] that plague Facebook (and various other normie social media sites) like flies in the Ethiopian embassy. It's also worth noting that this archetype of person, (although a meme series on the web), is an actual NPC-type personality that you will encounter [[IRL]].

Common themes

*[[Attention whoring]] by [[Drama|posting provocative statements]]. Example:

AFG: OMG IT'S SO TERRIBLE OMG...

AFG2: OMG PRAYING FOR YOU :(

You: What happened?

AFG: Don't wanna talk about it...

It's worth noting that normally the event in question is AFG being dumped by an equally vacuous boyfriend after 2 hours, rather than [[srs bsnss]] like rape.
*[[OCD|A compulsion to talk about everything that ever happens]], no matter how tedious or mundane. Eg uploading 45 pictures of her breakfast along with obscure song lyrics.
*Trying to make herself look smart by ripping off other quotes, often philosophical in nature. Especially that fucking Marilyn Monroe one.
*Appalling spelling, grammar and syntax. In AFG's world, "You're","your", "they're", "their", "there" are all interchangeable.
*Pretending to be cultured by uploading [[300]] photos OF HER FUCKING EYE.

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Related Articles

*[[Scumbag Steve]]
*[[Good Guy Greg]]
*[[Retard Girl]]
*[[Failbook]]

External Links

*http://slacktory.com/2011/12/scumbag-steve-advice-for-annoying-facebook-girl/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Annoying Facebook Girl gets advice from [[Scumbag Steve]].
*http://www.dailydot.com/news/annoying-facebook-girl-reddit-meme/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">The Daily Dot goes deep into [[shit nobody cares about]] territory.

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