On Saturday September 8th Wired Magazine's Loretta Hidalgo Whiteside had called for a new NASA slogan. Of course the brilliant massive mistake was made to use the internet to gather public input on what the new slogan should be.
Once the brave [[anon|freedom fighters]] of the internet got wind of this news, they immediately fucked Wired magazines shit entirely up. The sounds of [[F5]] keys being repeatedly slapped could be heard any where kissless virgins had access to internets.
Fact: All but two on the top-rated page are Anon.
Fact: Anon came out tops.
Fact: Anon. Improving things everywhere.
Fact: None of Anon's slogans were chosen.
* '''NASA: Because we can.
* [[So i herd u liek mudkip|SO I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPZ]]
* [[All your base|All your space are belong to U.S.]]
* NASA: Billions Of Dollars Spent and Still No Death Star
* [[Barrel roll|NASA, WE CAN DO BARRELROLLS]]
* [[In before]] Russia
* NASA: [[A challenger appears|A Challenger Disappears]]
* [[Rickroll|NASA'S NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN, NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU]]
* [[Your resistance only makes my penis harder!|Air resistance only makes our rockets harder!]]
* [[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air|NASA - LOOKED AT MY KINGDOM I WAS FINALLY THERE TO SETTLE MY THRONE AS THE PRINCE OF BEL-AIR]]
* NASA: [[Serious Business]]
* NASA: [[Jews did WTC|We did WTC]]
* NASA: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
* NASA: Tits or GTFO!
* INSERT MEME HERE
Eventually the Wired Science Server Crashes - WIN
*[[Anonymous]]
*[[B|/b/]]
*[[The Rolling : MTV Gets Rickroll'd]]
*[[Space]]
*[[NASA]]