Columbiners

Columbiners

are rabid [[Fanboy|fangirls]] (and an occasional fanboy) who are [[Autism|obsessed]] and often [[Sick fuck|in love]] with [[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]], the perpetrators of the infamous [[Columbine]] High School Massacre of [[Last Thursday|1999]]. They tend to congregate on [[Tumblr]], a [[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome|leftist]] site infamous for harboring millions of the most degenerate fucked up freaks imaginable. Columbiners are also known as the TCC, which presumably stands for "The Columbine Club", "Timid Crazy Cunts" or "True Crime Community". They number in the tens of thousands and several TCCfags have committed to plans of real world violence. The vast majority of Columbiners are extremely [[Mental illness|mentally ill]] [[teenagers|teenage]] [[16 year old girls|girls]], although it is a [[Truth|known fact]] that the vast majority of are fucked up in the head. However, these broads take it to a whole new level. Not only is the idolization of two dead mass murderers (of which almost all of their victims were the oppressed and not oppressor) incredibly perverse and obscene, but it is highly disrespectful to thousands of friends and family members of the victims of [[Columbine]]- showing just how evil these sick whores are. Despite it being , there seems to be no slowing down of this fucked up subculture, with an endless stream of jailbait whores fawning over two dead ugly kikes.

Origin

The attacks at Columbine resulted in only 15 deaths, but the impact was almost comparable to [[9/11]], at least for [[Millennials]]. Ever since the news broke out, tens of thousands of trolls and admirers came into existence. Though

has long been in existence, it's not until recent times that the internet has given us such a great insight into their minds, as the internet allowed these freaks to develop their own community, providing us with endless disgusting blogs and fanfics. As the world changed and the internet evolved, these admirers went from curious [[Goth]] kids on [[AOL]] to [[LiveJournal]], to the forums of the game [[Super Columbine Massacre RPG]], to YouTubers such as [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]], to the current times, where [[Generation Z]] kids nest on [[Tumblr]]. The Dumblrina variety came into prominence around [[2011]], and accelerated in [[2014]]. This new generation of admirers are more disturbing and bizarre than any before them and provide extreme potential for lulz, should you seek them out for . Practically all Columbiners admire and obsess over the shooters, whilst saying that they "Don't condone". Should you infiltrate their circles, you'll find the majority of them eager to commit acts of mass murder; truly, these freaks are an extreme risk to society. They often dress the same (Dark clothes / Trenchcoats), listen to the same music (KMFDM, Rammstein, etc.) and develop the same [[Homosexuality|interests]] as the killers did. Many in the community have casually made public jokes and threats to commit acts of mass-violence. Though mostly underground, this community has gained the attention of the media ever since the of [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]] in [[2015]]. In addition, the community has also brought about a great deal of butthurt from [[normalfag|normies]] and [[autism|nerds]] who [[murder|don't have what it takes]] to get the girls.

The fag [[Onision]] did a video about these freaks, bringing in more attention to the scene:
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Hybristophilia

As referenced to earlier, hybristophilia is a illness of the mind where crazy ass mentally ill dumb whores fall madly in love with criminals, especially mass shooters and serial killers in the modern era. [[Some argue|It is likely]] that hybristophilia has a scientific explanation; throughout the history of the earth, life forms were extremist and aggressive in their behavior. They had to be fierce fighters, slaughtering other life forms en-masse for the precious resources necessary for the act of [[sex|reproduction]] due to the harsh environment that the [[Earth]] is. Countless millions of years later, mammals were spawned IRL. They were the same in essence, albeit slowly becoming less savage through time. The same applies to mankind although not [[World War 2|necessarily all the time]]. In order for males to pass on their seed, they usually had no other choice but to rape the women of enemy tribes and keep them as their wives. So men basically evolved and split into two types, [[beta males]] and the [[Jock|alpha males]]. It's so we all know the drill by now. Killing people is alpha as fuck and makes women's panties wet hence why soldiers get lusted after by so many whores. Evolution coded into women's minds that the warlord had the most sex appeal, and the nice guy was worth jack shit to them (though they usually have more resources such as net worth) even though the aggressive psychopaths were most likely to hurt the woman and her children, along with being a detriment to advanced society. But anyone who doesn't have their head in the sand knows, the vast majority of people are not logical creatures. And the creatures with the worst capability for the comprehension of logic, honor and loyalty is a [[woman]]; especially a modern western one. In the modern era it would be logical for girls to lust after the nerdy kids as they had the highest chances of getting an advanced degree and making good money, while most of the popular fags in [[school]] such as the jocks, usually end up lower middle class at best by middle age. So, the beta males have to wait until they have the money (resources) until women pay any attention to them. For all of human history, the warlord / warrior; the strongest men, had the best capability to protect women and children and attack enemies for food and supplies- the resources necessary to reproduce; the meaning of life.

So it should have sunk in by now why there would be admiration and lust for soldiers, killers and other types of criminals, as they are the modern incarnation of the warlords of lore. Its why whores always give you the door while they go to suck off the alpha douchebags. So basically most of these mass shooters and school shooters were beta male faggots, the losers and outcasts like [[you]] and I. But killing a fuckload of people, even if it's obviously a complete crime against humanity, turns the switches on in [[Oxymoron|girls's brains]] and makes these cocksuckers soak down there. That, coupled with the fact that almost all women are mentally ill to at least a moderate extent, results in the extreme [[cringe]] and despicable nonsense that is the phenomenon of Hybristophilia.

Notable Members

Due to the disturbing nature of the Columbiner / TCC scene, and the fact that it's Dumblr, there have been various fools who have made a clown of themselves within that community. We at ED will list them here for all eternity, for the world to shame them for their degeneracy and attempts at violence. Although most Columbiners try to act intimidating, most of them are [[You|weak nerdy suburban youth]] IRL and often pose little threat. However, some have gone for the [[High Score]]- and often [[fail]]ed. This list only counts those within the Dumblr lolumbine scene; those who went for the [[High Score]] or other notable [[lolcow]]s.

[[Brooke Higgins]]

One of the two hot jailbait assailants caught planning a massacre in [[suburban]] Denver, Brooke Higgins is heavily suspected of once possessing a dumblr account. She had a http://www.9news.com/news/crime/teen-who-threatened-school-due-in-court/211808068" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">strong interest in the Columbine shooters, and was very likely a TCC whore.

Lindsay Souvannarath

*[[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]], James Gamble, and Randall Steven Shepherd - These three dumbasses conspired to commit mass murder at the Halifax Shopping Center back in early [[2015]]. They were very frequent bloggers on Tumblr, and extremely active in the Columbiner scene. They met through the site and grew to become very close friends; Lindsay was dating James apparently. James acted as the supplier for the NBK; he had in his possession an AK-47, two shotguns, and a [[Marc Lepine|Ruger Mini-14]]. Sadly, their plan was [[Epic Fail|quickly foiled]] because they hinted at their plans constantly, even posting a picture "Valentines Day 2015 - It's going down". PRO-TIP: If you're going to participate in crime, don't fucking let anyone know about it you fucking idiots.

They each had their own blogs on dumblr, listed below -

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