DeviantART

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Every horror of the Internet, disguised as art




, a [[camwhore]], some [[furry art]], or something "[[Shit|abstract]]".]]

At first glance, DeviantArt (also known as DeviantShart, and Tartletistan) appears to be an inspiring treasure-trove of [[Unrealistic expectations|wishful-thinking]] [[fanart]] and pseudo-professional "[[Shitty art|artwork]]".
In reality, [[Truth|it is one of the most fucked-up internet communities]] the Web 2.0 has to offer. The words "societal degeneration" are an understatement to what lurks on this website.

deviantART, which doesn't even try to hide its [[homosexuality|homosexuality]] and [[furry art]], is but yet another kingdom to all [[WWOEC|childhood memories raped]] and basically is just filled with [[Furry|Furries]], [[Teruchan|Pedophiles]], [[Bleedman|Perverts]], [[Azns|Azns]], [[Wapanese|Wapanese]] and [[Chris-chan|everything worse imaginable]]. What you'll most likely find is [[Attention whore|attention seeking]] porn for [[Youtube|page views sake]] and [[My Immortal|bad, shortly written, unimaginative, out of character]] [[fanfiction|fanfiction.]] There is no shortage of [[Rule_34|Rule 34]] on that site.

Users constantly check and update their profile page's [[E-penis|E-penis]] here and violently [[Moar|force]] it to grow larger, so all the other sick fucks in the world can share the common love of uncontrolled circlejerking and having a pseudo-safe haven for their weird fetishes.

While similar establishments like [[MTV]] destroyed good music by motivating [[You|the public]] to become [[wiggers]] and [[prostatot]]s, deviantART destroys the "good" art world by fulfilling its function of turning out furry [[drama whore]]s and [[emo]] [[attention whore]]s. Constant exposure to this site, no matter who you are, will make you end up in an asylum. But of course you're a sick bastard, and you will go back there and create 200 sock accounts, and log in thru multiple browser windows in order to fap to the (tamer than [[FurAffinity]]) draenei pinups and harpy pinups and Derpy shemale splooge cartoons. The internet knows what you want, you sick over-30 scab eater. dA has you covered for everything (other than dicks, sorry homos) and can feed almost any sick fetish. It's funny that a cartooning site with tens of thousands of cartoonists, from 11-year-old shitheads to hardened professionals, can only boast [[Curt Sibling]] as its "funniest artist". That is the ultimate fucked-uppiness of dA. The artitsts on it are SRS BSNS and very few of them are even trying to be funny. It feeds their broken little egos and that is the most important function of dA.

If the art community as a whole had cancer, then deviantART would be the biggest malignant tumor of them all.
[[PROTIP]]: Adding [[Lens flare]]s to your art will give you [[A+]] results.

Overview

Rules of deviantART

go on deviantART]]
#deviantART is [[serious business]]
#One day, I’ll be a [[Unrealistic_expectations|great manga artist]]
#The longer the journal entries, the better my art becomes
#The more flashing friend icons, the better my art becomes
#[[Tracing]] and [[recoloring]] is the same as using a reference
#[[Internet_disease|Blurry]] [[Facebook]] pictures of myself, taken without even using the timer mode are art
#[[Photoshop]] filters are the same as photography skill
#[[Lens flare]] makes EVERYTHING better!
#Critics are only critical because they are [[Butthurt|jealous of my stick figures]]
#All male game or [[anime]] characters are [[GoddessMillenia|in love]] with each other
#All characters split into two versions when entering DeviantArt: normal and [[furry]], and the furry version is always better than the regular one – cat ears are obligatory
#All characters have child-like alter-egos, which [[Sick_fuck|I]] prefer, but not because I’m a [[CP|paedophile]]
#People don’t know there’s a Full View function, so I must inform them of it, and demand that they use it every time I upload [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|something]], no matter how crappy, by commenting “FULL VIEW PLEASE!!!!!!”
#The whole world is only waiting for one thing: seeing [[Ugly|me]] [[Camwhore|naked]]
#It’s art if I say it is!
#2,000 pageviews means I have to make a [[Kawaii|kawaiiiii]] picture thanking people for looking at my other kawaiiii pictures, preferably with as many [[Gay|hearts]] as possible
#Being on DeviantArt means I am [[Attention_whore|special]]
#It’s not paedophilia [[Bleedman|when I draw it]]
#Comments any less positive than “OMG awesome!” must be considered [[Flame|flames]], and even the slightest bit of criticism is worth starting a [[Drama|fight]] and getting [[Banhammer|banned]] over
#The DeviantArt comments system is a great chatbox, especially if it’s someone else’s page!
#There is nothing wrong with [[inflation art]]
#If I fave one of your pictures, you have to [[Circle_jerk|fave]] one of mine, no matter how terrible I am, otherwise you’re ungrateful
#[[Nobody|Everyone]] is interested in my private life, so I must spam my journal full of uninteresting junk (see #1)
#If people [[troll]] my account due to a mention in ED, I must throw a tantrum, [[DivineAngel|threaten to hex them]], say they’ve [[DivineAngel|fallen into my trap]], bawl to the moderators and/or threaten legal action and claim [[DivineAngel|lawyers are already on the case]]
#[[Chasethehedgehog|I have more pageviews, therefore my art is better than yours]]
#Making [[Sockpuppet|alternate accounts]] praising my main account is a brilliant tactic
#[[Copypasta|Copy-pasting]] an “I like your art” comment on loads of Random Deviant pages without looking at the art is a brilliant tactic
#Making a thread in the [[Orgy|ThumbShare forum]], dedicated [[Unwarranted self importance|only to me]] with the sole intention of [[Bukkake|throwing my own art into everyone's faces]] is a brilliant tactic
#No matter how crappy my art is, and regardless of the fact that no one would hang it on their wall to save their lives, I must still make all my art available as Prints
#The human body is beautiful and never [[Sick_fuck|pornographic]], even if it’s being penetrated anally by a furry’s cock
#My profile icon flashes or moves, that means I’m a better artist than you
#Submitting Deviations without commenting anything more than, “me again”, “lol”, “...” or “meh” is [[Faggotry|artistic]]
#Poetry isn’t artistic if it doesn’t have elementary school rhymes and isn’t about [[Emo|razors or angst]] or [[Tara_Gilesbie|slitting wrists]]
#[[Rule_34|We’ve made porn of it. No exceptions.]]
#There will be [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|fav w/o comment drama]]. No exceptions.
#Art memes are [[Unfunny|fun]], and when they say I must tag three people, I must always tag EVERYBODY!!!11!
#The [[Attention_whore|cool kids]] set themselves to invisible
#I must threaten everyone who might possibly steal my [[crap|art]] with [[Internet_tough_guy|physical violence]], even though I’m behind a computer
#[[Snapesnogger|Snape]] is perfectly capable of [[Ryoukitten|getting pregnant]]
#I AM [[Azn|Asian]]. Really. Can’t you see the [[Otaku|painted cat eyes]] and the [[Wapanese|V-sign]] I make with my [[Cock|fingers]]?
#My desktop picture must contain a [[World of Warcraft]]-icon, and the wallpaper may under no circumstance have the correct aspect ratio
#I paid Jew Gold for my account, so everything I made has just become [[E-penis|better]] than everything you’ll ever make
#Even though I spend every minute I have on DeviantArt, I must still complain how much it sucks as often as possible.
#I must always be proud of making the first comment, even when I have nothing more to write than, “First comment!”
#I can always [[Delete_fucking_everything|delete my account]] and make a new one
#It was an [[Guruubii|accident retard]]

Submission Categories

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*Artisan Crafts - Before the invention of the [[Internets]], people were rumored to make art such as [[Unicorn Orgy]], [[IRL]]. They used boulders, ripped-up [[fursuit]]s, and [[semen]]. At present, all the craftsmen who aren't dead are pot-smoking [[hippies]] who can't use [[computers]] and forty-year-old women who create over-priced and poorly-made knitted stuffed animals that drain your PayPal if you're stupid enough to buy one, rendering this section unnecessary and a hindrance to the entire site.
*Traditional Art - By far the largest section of DA, probably because pencils are cheap, this is where users place their [[shitty|painstakingly-rendered]] [[anime]]/[[furry]]/[[inflation art]] [[tracing]]s with blotchy graphite shading. Others attempt to exploit the versatility of [[MS Paint]] to project a http://jerryvaradian.deviantart.com/art/Peace-in-Lebanon-38050156" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">political message of some sort. (If you click on the link, try not to shit yourself laughing, as that would be rude). It's also the category for drawings made by people who are too fuck-tarded to use computers and art programs. Also, it is a well known fact that people who are too cheap to buy a tablet are probably also too cheap to buy a scanner. For this reason, most traditional "art" is uploaded in the form of a blurry, unfocused picture.
* Digital Art - If you are unable to operate a pencil for [[Asperger's Syndrome|any reason]], this section is for you! Just fire up [[Photoshop]], collage some random shit you found on [[Google]] Images and voilà! You're only HALF as lame as the [[Church of the Subgenius]]! http://irawalrus.deviantart.com/art/Brother-guess-what-you-get-182793134?q=&qo= - Remember, catering to [[fetish]]ists insures a steady stream of pageviews, and the [[popular|big kids]] favor quantity over quality. Playboy models need not be college or even college junior graduates, hence why waste pearls on [[furry|anthromorphic]], [[tiny dick|shrinking]], [[inflation|inflating]] swine?
* Photography - Thanks to the advent of ubiquitous digital image capturing, every [[16 year old girl]] and their little brother thinks they're Ansel-Fucking-Adams. These people usually can't draw. To facilitate this movement, DA created the photography section. It was promptly populated by [[camwhore]]s afflicted by [[Internet disease]]s. Remember, [[Lens flare]] gives you 10 times more popularity! Any and all other photographs are of uninspired things (try photographing a tree, it's sooooo deep, man) and naturally receive [[about 100]] favorites within a few seconds of their posting. HDR photos are automatically awarded a Daily Deviation and receive [[over 9000]] faves no matter how shitty they are (BECAUSE IT IS SO SURREAL LOL). Then there are camwhores who think they're SUPER DUPER SPECIAL because they take pictures of their horsies and think people are jealous of their awesome pets when [[lies|they can be doing things more productive with their boring lives]].
* Poetry - Writings featured on DA are usually [[emo]] rants about [[Cutting|blood, razorblades, and the relationship between the two]]. Written largely by [[16 year old girls]], they are often rendered http://emo-tears-falling.deviantart.com/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">phonetically impossible by assloads of spelling errors. Once a user submits something, it automatically turns into an [[Crap|"artistic expression."]] As a result, many deviantART "poets" just submit their [[LJ]] entries, which additionally guards themselves against being branded as [[drama whore]]s because, you know, "[[Waaaambulance|I'M JUST EXPRESSING MYSELF]], MAN. WHAT, DID YOU THINK [[hippie|JIM MORRISON]] WAS A DRAMA WHORE, TOO, YOU CALLOUS CRETIN?"
* Prose - NOBODY on deviantART knows what prose means. While poetry focuses on the surrealist interpretations of [[cutting]], prose mentions every detail of your 30 minute cut-a-thon, and later goes into how nobody from school understands your scars, and how your gf/bf/ff left you because you're a pathetic, whiny [[attention whore]]. Any and all good criticism given of prose on deviantART will ([[No exceptions|without exception]]) be written off by the whiny TARTlet as you being a [[troll]], since 99% of all prose on DA is apparently written by [[You|the same syphilitic leper]]. The truly great prose of deviantART art is overlooked [[TL;DR|because it is too long and/or too complex for the average 16-year-old]].
* Desktop Capture - ALL dA users are just not up to speed. Unable to produce even the most crude stick-figure scrawlings of "tasteful" [[furry]] or Invader Zim [[fanart]]? No need not feel left out! Simply mash your overly large, greasy thumb onto the [[Screencap|printscreen]] key will capture your amazing desktop! Now you can receive praise and glory based on your interesting desktop background and [[360 kid|show everyone online]] that you are a cool cat with all the latest icons. [[Firefox]] is mandatory; don't even bother otherwise. Also, lacking a [[World of Warcraft]] icon loses you serious points. In order to boost your [[hxc]] points, having your icons in no particular order helps you score, too. Remember, organization is for [[n00bs]]! This category is also where [[troll]]s post screencaps of comments in which they, "[[lulz]] totally [[pwn]]ed this [[lolcow]]".
* Flash - Why DA decided to host [[Flash]]-based animations is anyone's guess. The only users who submit Flash works on DA are [[You|failures]] (and [[diva]]s) who couldn't get on http://albinoblacksheep.com" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">AlbinoBlackSheep or even http://newgrounds.com" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Newgrounds. The majority of these creations usually involve [[ninja]]s or absolute [[shit]] such as [[cosplay|dress up games]]. There are also "Create your Own [[Oxymoron|Sonic OC]]" and "Create a [[Sparkledog|Wolf]]" games.
* Three Dimensional Art - At the mention of the words "3D art", you're probably thinking "u meen liek XBAWKS graffiks" or Toy Story quality work. You will not find any of that on DeviantArt. Instead you will find Poser-generated bullshit and [[Second Life]] screenshots, which equates to playing with Barbie dolls except with less facial expressions.
* Fractal Art - To put it simply: Push button, receive blobs of colors. Although the actual concept of fractal geometry far is too complex for most people to understand and (surprise, surprise) devianTarts are bad at math.
* Journal Culture - http://kit-prower.deviantart.com/journal/25419449/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Okay, i got scarlet fever, as the journal entry suggests. It's a lovely little disease that causes a rash that itches to hell and back, causes evil evil fever, causes enflamed throat, skull cleaving headaches, and god do i ever have to scratch my balls... i mean seriously, of all the places the rash could have gone, it went to my back, which i can't scratch, and to my god damn nuts.
* [[DevianTART Stamps|Stamps]] - Stamps of anything else, ranging from [[entertainment]], to the opinion ones that [[no one cares about]], even with [[politics]]. expect to see [[circlejerk|circlejerking]], [[Flame War|flame wars]], and other drama-inducing shit there on the comment section.

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Daily Deviations

Just like winning the lotto, except your chances are improved by [[Sell_Out|asskissing]] and the prize is in pageviews and flames, not [[Christopher Gregorio|money]]. Daily deviations (DDs) are [[Shit|artworks]] that have been featured for 24 hours, give or take a day or two depending on the server lag. Considering the quality of the daily deviations chosen (see right for an example), it’s no wonder that most admins with DD-picking privileges complain about being inundated with suggestions.

They also enjoy giving DD to stolen and edited art without caring about the original artist, suggesting that the person joins Deviantart to get the DD removed. Oh the love.

There is one DD that has held the title of "Most Important Daily Deviation to Exist" for quite some time now. Since [[Last_Thursday|January 01, 2009]] to be exact. This DD holds such a title because of the amount of Lulz that ensued after it was awarded such an honor. The abomination that was the DD was simply known as http://shebid.deviantart.com/art/McCreepy-the-Frog-107994234" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">McCreepy the Frog; moonbeam13 initially awarded the DD. It came about from some stupid fucking game that some idiot fucktart had created, the objective of which was to draw a frog with your eyes closed. Much [[BAWW|butthurt]] ensued, with many crying heresy that such a shitpiece be featured. The next morning, moonbeam13 posted http://moonbeam13.deviantart.com/journal/22329023/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">a journal explaining that she didn’t mean to award it a DD - it was to test out the new DD system, and she hadn’t removed it properly before going to bed. She then removed the DD. Soon after, Purpleblur re-awarded a DD to McCreepy the Frog, just to assert that mod powah is absolute and to stick it to the whiny bitches that actually wanted to see art. This makes it the only piece on dA that was deliberately featured for 48 hours straight, and thus holds the title of "Most Important Daily Deviation to Exist."

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Getting banned

There are various ways in which you could get your ass [[banned]] from deviantART. They include:
*Making a favorite category called "retarded crap" then adding every deviation to it.
*Making any kind of comment, positive or negative, on a Daily Deviation (Usually a piece of porn that's featured for a day).
*Don't suck [[Japan]]'s [[dick]].
*Being a bad reference to the site (i.e. getting an Encyclopedia Dramatica article).
*Putting crap in the wrong category.
*Trolling (that's an easy one, especially now that tartlets don't have to BAWWWWW to the mods every time due to the recent addition of a "Report [[Copypasta|Spam]]" button).
*Promoting warez.
*Mocking [[Tom Preston]], his followers, or any other sysop.
*Labeling another deviant as "[[bitch]]" (see [[Bleedman]]).
*Jokingly referring to another deviant as a "godless devil-worshipper".
*Having ever visited any *[[chan]] board.
*Pointing out the really very manly mustache that the admin [[chix0r]] has.
*Linking to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] articles with the aim of potential [[lulz]].
*Asking people if they liek [[mudkip]]
*Opposing [[Animal cruelty|animal abuse]] (see [[poeticirony]]).
*Being a fan of [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]]. The [[moderator]]s will get even more [[butthurt|upset]] if you mention it on deviantART, particularly on the profile of a [[moderator]].
*Questioning anything on the site.
*Posting [[Goatse|Goatse]] in the "[[Porn|Artistic Nude]]" category.
*Contacting someone who has blocked you (place of contact has to be outside of their userpage, thus making the Block system utterly worthless).
*Trolling the forums complaining about how Fanart should not be featured (it should be killed with fire). Be prepared for incoming eBaumfags, weeaboos, and artfags. Many lulz and drama will ensue.
* Making screenshots that aren't properly censored (According to RetardedSquared, they are all forms of "bullying" and therefore not allowed
* Giving out constructive criticism or, really, criticism of any kind.

Many potential [[lulz]] exist when doing any of the above. The users and administrators do not like criticism of any form, people who are opposed to [[anime]] [[porn]], and people who are in touch with the outside world. They prefer the [[basement dwellers|type of people]] who will throw away money for the site (this act has been named "subscription")

It should be noted that if you laugh too hard at the [[retard|artists]] on their site, you will be banned in spite of your subscription status. If you're a masochist/[[no friends|have nothing else to do with your life]] and decide to make a new account after getting banned, then the admins will hunt you down and ban your new account in between sucking [[Snapesnogger]] and [[Teruchan|Teruchan's]] dicks. In other words: why the fuck are you making a new account there in the first place?

The Points System

deviantART has a system of [[money|points]] that serve as on site [[scam|credits]], Tartlets often treat these points like gold and beg for them like a Jew. These points can only be used on-site, and it takes [[over 9,000]] of them just to get even the most basic of uses out of them. Most Tartlets will start a donation pool to get more points so they can buy stuff. Points are commonly exchanged for even more Llamas, and there is even an http://llamatrade.deviantart.com/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">exchange dedicated to the trade of worthless Llamas for points, most Tarlets are unaware of this system and will often beg for points on their page in exchange for Llama's, comments, watches, faves, and even commissions.

Llamas

In late March of 2010, deviantTART added a new feature guaranteed to cause more idiotic [[drama|drama.]] Llama badges. These stupid things are now worth more than pageviews, as a they have spawned numerous groups and pages of [[retards|people]] clamoring for them. As an added bonus, the badge levels up as you receive a certain number of them, which makes every TARTlet want [[all caps|FUCKING MOAR!!!]]. Not so recently an addition was made to the Llama madness when DeviantART added the ability to literally [[scam|buy]] accessories for your Llamas along with the llamas themselves. In an effort to control the madness DeviantART added an annoying [[Spam]] Filter, which popped up after giving a few dozen llamas, to provoke even more drama DeviatART decided to replace the filter message with a different one telling users they didn't have enough points to complete the transaction and requesting them to purchase more points.

As of [[2011|January 2011]] many deviants received a rude awakening to the struggles of the [[real world]], when DeviantART started to penalize Deviants for accepting "[[Scam|Fraudulent Points]]" from other members on the site. This resulted in the first official DeviantART [[Poverty|Debt Crisis]] of the current recession. This lead many of deviantART's beggars and businesspeople to be put into [[poor|debt]] with their negative point balances.

Getting the most out of deviantART

As deviantART is full of [[Bullshit|wonderfully talented artists]] who dedicate their lives to the pursuit of [[Fail|brilliance]], many [[Lulz]] can be achieved through [[Lies|complimenting their artistic superiority]] and suggesting they take their [[porn|art]] to somewhere it'll be appreciated the most: [[conceptart]].org. Several known Tartlets have easily been milked for [[lulz]] by their surprise at [[truth|constructive criticism]]. (See [[chase]]; or [[Snapesnogger]]).

1. Browse Deviantart and target [[noobs|artists]] with characteristics similar to that of the aforementioned [[lulzcow]]s.

If [[you]] are a [[Truth|retard]] and cannot identify them, they are listed here:
*Unjustified self importance
*[[Assburgers]] Syndrome
*[[Anime]] [[shit|artwork]]
*[[Fantard]] of any kind
*[[Crybaby]]
*THIS IS MY STYLE!!!111oneoneeleven
*[[Pokemon]]
*Countless other signs of [[Retard|Retardation]] or [[Fail]], which to any ED user, should be abhorrently apparent by now.

2. Follow their activity on [[conceptart|conceptart.org]].

The most commonly predictable trait exhibited is posting [[shit]] in the finally finished forum. Here, Admins and partially skilled professionals will give honest critiques, and from here the lulztrain leaves the station when any Tartlet either:
#Defends their art
#Tells the admins how mean they are
#Masturbates
#Tells themselves they are talented and eats a tub of Ice cream
#Or just writes it off and continues to post their [[Epic]] Failures.
#Laughs

Commenting and Favoriting

Commenting on a deviation means giving a completely dishonest opinion of it - if the deviation happens to be just a pile of MSPaint shit, the comments it receives usually say: 'I dig your style' or 'This is so awesome FAV'D++'. Meanwhile, a Favorite is used when a deviant can't even be arsed to write a single word.

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[[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|Wrong Way]]

"[[Verbose|I must say, this is a striking image.]] It possesses such a bright, color-rich atmosphere and I just can't take my eyes off of it. However, I think you could have invested more time in defining the proportions during the early stages of the work because one of the girl's hands appears slightly larger than the other, even though it's further away. You may also want to consider the placement of light sources in the picture before applying the shading. While the light really brings it to life, it's coming from the wrong direction. Setting that aside, I think it's a beautiful picture. Keep up with the good work!"

Or

"This seems to have taken a good amount of time and I've seen improvement in your work. The only thing I can mention is the proportions are a bit off. I saw a lovely tutorial on proportions with expressions here [link]

Good luck and I think with a little more work you'll be even better! :)"

[[Doing it right|Right Way]]

*"cool."
*"First comment!"
*"OMG SOOO CUTE!! *hugs*"
*"HNNNNNNNNNNG *dies of cuteness*"
*"AAAAAAAAAAH THIS IS SO WRONG!!!ONE". (Add more than 20 emoticons of your choice for full effect.)
*"SUGOI KAWAII [[desu|DESU]] NE!"
*"This bad bad! But I like cause is sexy. They go bed and sex! :D "
*"Yaoi! Yay! But Inuyasha is mine!"
*"I love that show!"
*"(:"
*:iconlarryplz:
*"[[EBay|A++++++ WOULD FAVE AGAIN]]"

Posting Links to ED on DA
It seems when someone posts a link to any ED article, DeviantART immediately gives you a spam prompt, thinking you're spamming the site. Oddly enough, just writing out "Encyclopedia Dramatica" doesn't trip the filter.

[[Sarcasm|What a perfect cover for filtering out unwanted drama]]. All you need to do create a tinyurl.

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Community

Types of Tartlets (Deviants)

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deviantART in a nutshell



DeviantART's population consists mainly of [[Batshit insane|emotionally-unstable]] [[16 year old girls|artists]] who aspire to [[wapanese|move to Japan]] and [[Unrealistic Expectations|become famous manga artists]], but instead they end up as [[Cosplay]] [[attention whore|enthusiasts]] that earn a living off the [[shit|Harajuku]] by exchanging [[Prostitute|odd jobs]] for food in the back alleys behind the clothing stores. That's why you have all these weird submission categories.
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but is [[retard|doing it wrong]].]] Tartlets (also known as Deviants) can choose what kind of Deviant they want to pretend to be by choosing from a drop-down menu. They are listed here in order of increasing offensiveness.

Regardless of type, however, all tartlet usernames must have [[wolfaboo|references to wolves]], the moon, [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], be a character from any video game, or end with -chan.

* The Artist (Artifex faber) - Constantly [[banhammer]]ed for displaying none of the above characteristics and wanting a place to share their art, the Artifex faber population has experienced a sharp decline, becoming an endangered species relegated to a life of struggling to feed and clothe themselves and their [[Bristol Palin|17 year-old, 8-month-pregnant girlfriend]]. Many have fled deviantART to more quality-oriented art sites like http://www.storm-artists.net/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Storm Artists. However, it is still believed this form of [[Internet]] artist will become extinct by next year. Van Gogh, Da Vinci, and Michaelangelo are spinning in their graves because of this. also has a form of incurable [[Autism|Artism]]
* The Addict (Sucis chumpicus) - Tartlets who spend all day on deviantART in the [[complaints forum]] or the [[Emo|help with life forum]] complaining about how much everything on deviantART sucks. They are known for updating their journals every 4 hours, telling you about their personal high-school life as if you cared.
* The Daz Dialer (Gigantus titus) - Talent-less hacks who got a hold of https://www.daz3d.com/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Daz 3D [a 3D rendering program], stole some female models or used the default female model [https://www.daz3d.com/genesis8" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">known as Genesis], stole some pre-made assets, dialed the female model's breast and/or ass size to 1000%, set up the model and assets like a diorama, clicked the "Render" button, submitted it to DevianTART and called it a day. https://www.deviantart.com/boobrepli/art/Marissa-Ready-For-Tha-Club-656137941" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">This kind of trash will make views, favorites, and fans starving, actual artists can only dream of. Many making in excess of 10,000 views from horny 13 year old retards looking for a quick set of unrealistically gigantic tits to jack off to.
* The Attention [[Troll]] (Gobblus atticus) - Those who make dA slightly more interesting, providing comments of both controversial and plain annoying natures to provoke responses from those who are willing to post multitudes of journals (i.e [[furries]] and any other member of the 'whores' family, such as Favewhores, [[Chat|dAmnwhores]], etc.). They are also the only reason someone joins that shithole of a site. This specific type of troll originates in the forums, sometimes from other sites, and they most commonly evolve out of sheer boredom. A common characteristic is to stalk admins who then reject them, leaving the troll in a state of site-hatred. They often flee to [[ED]] and make pages concerning the [[admins]].
* The Favewhore (Amorae ubiquitus) - http://alaniagryphon.deviantart.com/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">A Deviant who goes around adding every single submission of another's gallery into their favorites gallery, and everything that goes into their message inboxes. Amorae ubiquitus usually has little or no deviations, or fucking huge galleries full of crap made in [[MSPaint]], or stolen art. Typical comment by these douchebags: [[Wapanese|"OMG LIEK KAWAIII NEKO DESUDESUDUES!!111"]]. Some also go around adding every single submission on the front page into their favorites, then sets up a donation widget were PEOPLE ACTUALLY FUCKING GIVE THEM MMOOONNNEEYYYY FOR FAVING. And 256 people watch the person, even though they only have one journal with a video that they didn't even make. And when they're called out for it they just deactivate and make a new account. Typical profile page: A bunch of hidden comments because they don't want to accept the fact that a favewhore is what they've become. They also never comment, ever.
* The Wallpaperist (Muro faber) - Deviants who believe that running a random script through a 3D-gen program and adding text makes them "interesting". The most common specimens of Muro faber are [[13 year old boys|13-year-old boys]], who just don't know what the fuck "interesting" is, or [[Retard|20-year-old boys]] who still think it makes them "interesting".
* The Stamp Maker (Stampus factorem) - They are typically [[fanboys]] and [[fangirls]], [[shipping|shippers]], [[opinion]] (unpopular or not) and [[facts]] warmongers, and even [[Politics|politicucks]]. they wastes their time making stamps, which ranges from [[pointless]] to [[edgy]].
* The Litigious Crumpet (Imma gonna sue-a ya assa offa) - Artist who will go batshit insane if any of her pwecious images have been severely altered (i.e. turned into an icon for a forums board or even passed around period, because what's even worse than having your images cut up by MSPaint?) and threatens to sue people utilizing the oft-abused weapon (and often yiffed by Furries) called the "Digital Millennium Copyright Act" (DMCA).
* The 20+ Retard (Sophmorus obsoletus) -

A Deviant who claims to be [[pedobear|over 20 years old]] but draws and types like a 3-year-old. If you give the least bit of criticism or even no criticism, they will [[RAEG|block you]], [[spam|flag the comment as spam]], [[bawww|or hide the comment]].These people usually fall for the most obvious trolls and always try to make any argument with a troll to their preferred point by blocking him after replying these people don't know that blocking is for pussies and they get buthurt over the most little reasons if there is any reason. The only people that like these types of artists are other such crappy artists or ones that have no art in their gallery and have no idea what art is. These types of people are usually 3 year olds posing as adults, or genuine adults who have a mental/social disability such as autism or aspergers. These adults like to entertain the idea that they're an artist, while they make no improvement or progress in their skill over years. It's obvious they rely on deviantART as their only means of socialization, sanity, and self-esteem; with the amount of time spent on the site, their lack of social skills, and their whiny attention whore behavior making remarks in streams, comments, even their own journals about how much they suck/everyone hates them/no one is paying attention to them.
** http://imperialhope.deviantart.com/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">This Tartlet REALLY fucking hates "The Secret Show" and will kill anyone who's a fan!
** http://superjailfan101.deviantart.com/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">He is a 26-year-old dude who just got into Thomas the Tank Engine and is expecting a baby in March. Oh, yeah, and he likes to block people who "upset" him. RJ Bandsma, anyone?
** http://latigressa1.deviantart.com/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Quite possibly a literal retard.
* The Flash Maker (Fulgore faber) - [[13-year-old boys]] who make boring looped Flash animations of [[unfunny|random]] subjects that consist of five frames and run for ten seconds. Otherwise, they make countless dating game simulations featuring stick figures or tracings from [[Dragonball Z]] so that they can fap to them. These tartlets usually belong on [[YTMND]] or [[Newgrounds]] but some migrate to deviantART for additional attention-whoring.
* The "Draw Something Else Already" Fetishist (Copaepastus unoriginus) - People who make and submit absolutely nothing but pictures that portray their main fetish(es). They're much worse than your typical tartlet, especially if they consstantly rub said fetish(es) into other people's faces.
** http://thepsychodog.deviantart.com/
** The "Draw Something Else Already" Fetishist in action: A pandering, try-hard, indecisive, autist, furfag shill that draws nothing but shit tier lesbian, bdsm, or furry porn [usually a combo of the 3 and more] and will spam it to your face by spreading it [and his OCs] everywhere like AIDS.
* dAmnwhores (Audarae filia) - 13-to-16-year-old girls who frequent deviantART's chatrooms. Unlike the forums, the CHAT is teh most denjerus place in deviantART. dAmn (deviantART [[Masturbation|Messaging]] Network) is inhabited by camwhores, pedophiles, azns, white men, crackwhores, stoners, filipinos, and George W. Bush.
* The Camwhore (Vidarae filia) - [[16 year old girls]] who've evacuated from MySpace shutdowns and timeouts in favor of the deviantART shutdowns and timeouts. They herald their existence by flooding the front pages with crappy webcam shots of their ass and graduate to posting thinly-veiled shots of their [[penis|vagina]] under the pretense of '[[Bullshit|Artistic Nudity]]'. Naturally, they get almost as many Daily Deviations as The Pornographer.
* The Hybrid (Portmanteau) - A fairly common but equally pretentious breed of Tartlet who is an incestuous inbred combination of significant traits deriving from all, or a select few of the other deranged types of 'Deviant'. They herald delusions that only their twisted ideals hold value, and if said view is confronted, they attempt to suck the fan/fapping sympathy of DeviantART's community teet through worthless Journal venting whenever an emotional surge occurs in their otherwise pathetic lives.
** http://kittytoxin.deviantart.com/journal/
** The Hybrid in action: Member; A whiny little bitch/The "Draw Something Else Already" Fetishist.
* The Pornographer (Penis puer) - These are photographers who are convinced keeping nudies in their gallery that "AWESOME, HOLY SHIT, DID YOU SEE THOSE TITS!?" will get a Daily Deviation every week as they, meanwhile, [[masturbate|vigorously]] defend their right to post their boobs, their sister's boobs, their dog's boobs, your mom's boobs, Janet Jackson's uni boob, or whomever's boobs until kingdom come. It should here be noted the admins agree with this notion: pictures of boobs and vaginae [[fapfapfap|are just intensely artistic]] (IMPORTANT: Admins also agree that male nudity similar in nature is not covered under this, due of course to blatant gayness). Emo boys also fit into this group because they believe that taking a [[sepia]]-toned picture of their ugly face and greasy hair and blasting it with the dodge tool is "hot" or "artistic." Then they upload their abominations to the nudity section, much to the pleasure of [[retards|Ville Valo fangirls]]. Swedish dickheads like Yoshaki and Limpurtikles seems to enjoy watching [[16 year old girls]] [[rape|getting tied up.]]

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