Diversity Russian Roulette

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Diversity Russian Roulette (a.k.a. The Diversity Immigrant Visa Program, The Diversity Lottery and Terrorist Roulette) is a [[government]] program in the [[Jewnited States of Americunts]] that was established by [[Shit nobody cares about|The Immigration Act of 1990]] and signed into law by [[mentally retarded]] ex-president [[George H.W. Bush|Bush 1.0]]. Despite sounding like something straight outta [[The Onion]], the Diversity Lottery is very much a real program and is [[srsly]] refered to as the "Diversity Lottery" even by the [[Feminist|neon-haired]] [[fucktards|cuntnuggets]] who actually support it.

As even [[Dumbfuck|you]] can probably figure out from the name alone, the Diversity Lottery is [[literally]] a [[Gambling|lottery]] that hands out green cards to randomly-selected schmucks from [[Africa|third world]] shithole countries and helps them chase the beautiful [[DACA|American dream]] of [[Rapefugee|raping women and children]], [[Female circumcision|cutting off your daughter's clit with a pair of rusty scissors]] and [[Sayfullo Saipov|ramming a fucking truck into 20 people and killing 8 of them]] in [[Jew York City]] on [[Halloween]] of [[2017]].

Despite literally being [[Fact|the worst fucking idea ever]], supporters of the Diversity Lottery actually believe that the inherent risks of importing a bunch of [[Suicide Bomber|splodin' Muslims]] and serial [[rapist]]s are worth it as long as it makes the most diverse country on [[Earth]] moar diverse, moar [[Cuckoldry|culturally enriched]] and [[White Genocide|less white]].

After [[President]] [[Donald J. Trump]]'s extremely popular "Travel Ban" (a.k.a. "the [[common sense]] that [[Obama]] lacked") was allowed by the [[Supreme Court]] and effectively stopped all Diversity Lotto winners from [[Iran]] and [[Yemen]] from claiming [[Rapefugee|their winnings]], a [[literal]] army of Iranian [[Twitter]] [[bots]] suddenly sprang up with the sole purpose of [[spamming]] United States senators with messages urging them to let a bunch of [[Random|randos]] from known [[Israel|terrorist nations]] into the U.S. just because their names got pulled out of a fucking hat.

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Butthurt Iranians Sue the U.S.

is not a [[religion]], neither is [[Islam]].]]

After the United States Supreme Court told a faggy rogue [[judge]] in [[Hawaii]] that [[President]] [[Donald J. Trump]]'s travel ban is 100% constitutional and could go ahead, [[at least 100]] [[Iran]]ians who had previously won the diversity lottery were informed that no, they would not be getting into the [[U.S.]] and they would not be receiving green cards due to winning a stupid fucking raffle.

Naturally, the [[Iran]]ian savages were [[Butthurt|buttmad]] after learning that they wouldn't be allowed into the U.S. after all and decided to file a class action [[lolsuit]] alleging that it was somehow unconstitutional for the U.S. to ban people from a [[terrorist]] nation from gaining a path to citizenship by drawing names out of a fucking hat.

Libtard Bot Army

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Ironically, the retarded

[[hashtag]] that these idiots [[Tweet]] under is filled to the brim with blatant [[bot]] accounts that are almost certainly linked to the [[Democrats|the same political party that's spent a whole goddamn year crying about fictitious]] "[[Seth Rich|Russian Hackers]]". That's certainly some nice projection.

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See Also

* [[Sayfullo Saipov]]
* [[Russian Roulette]]
* [[DACA]]
* [[Terrorists]]
* [[White Genocide]]
* [[No Human Being is Illegal]]

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