As can be expected with so many [[Lolcow]]s and [[Attention Whore]]s that like to claim the [[internets]] as their own personal and private playground, [[Doopie DoOver]] has amassed a number of people she has destroyed just for [[lulz|Shits and Giggle]] and [[Retard|others]] who are no more than the beta breeds that are so hungry for attention that they will follow someone, anyone who will tell them how they're supposed to think.
Like so many of the lonely that can only be described as Sara Goldfarb from Perchance to Dream that they've built up a fantasy around her single word, disconnected and soulless resposes of "Hi" and "Cute" that they've built up a fantasy and raised her to such a level that they think they are earning her favor when they raise her to a height of worship and ignore any and all dissenting opinions against her.
Fortunately, most of [[Doopie DoOver|Doopie's]] fanatics are the [[Fat|overweight]], basement dwelling, afraid of the Sun, [[Internet tough guy]]s that get winded wiping their ass so there's no need to fear a march or some kind of orchestrated attack because, unless segways are provided at the start, their march won't last longer than 10 feet.
This whole hashtag faggotry started because Doopie was crying on [[twitter|twatter]] about being SO DEPRESSED because someone https://doopiedoover-callout.tumblr.com/post/153886387581/doopiedoover-warningcallout-post" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">called her out on [[tumblr]] and accused her of being a [[pedophile]] for drawing [[CP]]. Like all [[pervert]]s to come before them and seeing a chance to play to to their [[White trash|Trailor Park Princess]] with compliments and sympathetic comments, they started this support meme with the goal of looking to convince Doopie that her [[pedophile|Pedophilic]] attraction to children and displaying her fantasies in drawings is a perfectly sane and legal sexual outlet that the uninitatied to the world of [[pervert|child fucking]] choose to read too much into.
Predictably, [[Chris Chan]] has admitted to his pedophilic desires and has signed on to support his [[Girlfriend]]/masturbation fodder as well.
Some of Doopie's more boisterous [[oldfag|pedophilic fans]], especially [[youtube|HellBent]], say that there is no law against producing animated [[child porn]] but they have never invested 30 seconds to do a simple google search and looked https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1466A" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">here, https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1466A" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">here or http://www.foxnews.com/story/2008/12/19/court-appeals-affirms-cartoons-child-porn-are-illegal.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">here
Best describe by most as an out and out [[cunt]], Doopie will most likely not even have the decency to spit in her hand and give Jeremy a reach around.
The [[Irony]] of this situation is that Jeremy claims to work for [[Randy Robert Stair|Butch Hartman]] of Nickelodeon fame, creator of [[Randy Robert Stair|Danny Phantom]], as an artist for The Fairly Odd Parents.
Knowing that both Nickelodeon and Butch Hartman belong to anti-cyberbullying groups that want to stop all forms of bullying, you can download the image above and troll his [[White Knight|White Knighting ass]] all you want because it is more than obvious that Jeremy only received a 200 on the language portion of his S.A.T.s and missed hypocrisy.
On the other hand, being a High School dropout, Doopie thinks the S.A.T.s involve putting your ass into a chair.
Possibky the only person out of this menagerie of idiots with any potential and that's why we wanted to start this subarticle about Jess with some clever word play but we'll be damned if we can think of or find a word that accurately describes a man that believes themselves to be the champion of the known quantum universe composing space/time and can, in good conscience: house, feed, clothe and all around support their [[Garbage Day|Trailor Park Princess]] love interest - and with the least bit of compunction, just lean back in their recliner to play Call of Duty every time Their Love Interest, Doopie, brings home a strange man she met just randomly talking to online to [[fuck]] just for the right of getting to call said love interest, Doopie, his [[Fag|Girlfriend]] and the off chance of getting to [[masturbate|jerk it]] to this [[man|girlfriend only in name]], Doopie, while they are in the shower and forgot to close the bathroom door all the way.
Well, that's everything you need to know about Jess.
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Looking to further her online mythology where Doopie is a [[Gay|Trailor Park Princess]] looking to make it in the art world as a performance artist specializing in [[nigger|decorating black pussies with her face]] when she gets arrested for [[pedophile|producing Child Porn]], she decided to talk about someone other then herself and felt the need to add some depth to the character of Jess she is trying to create and informed us that Jess didn't need a [[Parents|Daddy]] because he had [[lesbian|Two Mommies]] and a turkey baster.
Growing up in a world where the [[penis]] is the enemy and his mommies were ever so disappointed that he wasn't born a girl, it is no wonder Jess is the saddest [[Cuckoldry|Cuck]] on all the [[internets]] that will feed, house and clothe a Florida Meth head and then willing choose to share Doopie with whatever diseased dick that she decides to bring home because his two lesbian moms felt the need to take their hate against men out on him, destroy any self worth that he might have had and this is why Jess happily accepts this arrangement and thinks that this is the best he can get.
We've been wondering if Jess had to grow up like Dolarhyde in Red Dragon with one of his penis hating Mommies holding his [[penis|teeny, tiny pee-pee]] between a pair of scissors when he wet the bed or got caught discovering that it feels good when he touches himself down there?
We just mught have a serial killer in the making and this may be why Doopie and Jess move literaly every year.
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There used to be things you could just count on in [[America]]. For instance, if you were from [[Alabama]] you would sue a school system rather than hear your children were learning about evolution. If you're from [[Susan J. Elliott|New York]] you're a rude piece of shit. It used to be that if you were from [[Ohio]] that you'd rather punch a [[pedophile]] up their ass, rip out their colon and jump-rope with it rather than defend them. How times have changed.
Jaltoid, a [[psychology|gestalt account]] between two people [[Power Word|Power Words]] Dalton Joyce and Emi Kuc, are your average pedophilic, child molester type, [[NAMBLA]] members, sick fuck pedophile apologists that proudly call themselves Ohio residents that have yet to learn what they do to their kind in Ohio prisons. We'll let it be a surprise for them since they're on the way.
Here's a hint, [[Ohio]] prison correction officers won a law suit before the Supreme Court to be allowed to announce the crimes prisoners are convicted of, as they're brought in, because it is a matter of public record.
Like all Hentai [[CP]] apologists Jaltoid makes the claim that it's the number that's important and not the look, in other words, you can draw someone going into a 1st grade classroom and rape what looks like a child but it will be all right if you said she was 18.
Much like Doopie, Jaltoid is another dumb as a pile of bricks fuck or is so deep into their rationalizations allowing them, and other adults, to fuck children that they minimize ideas like the [[Miller Test]] that say that it doesn't matter how old someone may say the child or character in the image is but rather how old a reasonable person thinks they appear by saying, "That's only the rule in the U.S." forgetting that Doopie and the two of them are producing [[CP]] in the [[US]].
Further, Jaltoid is trying to argue 16 as the age of consent in the State of Ohio. The age of consent may be 16 but it is still Illegal under both Ohio's obsenity laws and [[Child Porn]] laws to view a 16 year old engaged in a sex act in any kind of pornographic media. All the age of consent says is at what age you can have sex with a person and has nothing to do with visual representations of said act.
So in the state of Ohio you can [[Fuck]] a [[16 year old girl]], marry her, you can even video tape the wedding night for your own personal viewing later on but the minute someone other than you sees it, you're breaking the law. In fact, it might just be better to skip video taping all together because the last thing you want is to get hit with a Posession of [[Child Porn]] charge when you're getting a divorce and the love of your life decides to rat out your video collection, crying how you made her do it against her will.
Jaltoid is like so many perverts in this day and age that they are willing to grab at straws and believe half-assed bullshit arguments so long as they rationalize their desire to fuck kids and make them feel better about themselves.
Ohio may not prosecute for creating non-realistic [[CP]] drawings but that doesn't give you a get out of jail free card when it comes to Federal Laws or even Ohio's obsenity laws, under which, most offenses against the current morality are prosecuted.
If all Jaltoid says is true, that they aren't breaking any laws and they can't be touched, then why did Doopie remove the comic she and Jaltoid were doing that revolved around a 13 year old [[Dance In The Vampire Bund|Mina Tepes]] getting ass raped by a werewolf over and over and over from his Tumblr and Patreon when all this [[shit]] about Doopie being a [[pedophile]] Child Porn producer started popping up?
In an attempt to make themselves look [[Victim complex|look like they're the victims]] in what they are calling a "[[Conspiracy Theory]] designed to attack them and use their own words like their [[Twitter|Tweets]] and message board posts against them to make them look like [[gay|homophobes]], haters and racists," Jaltoid said that the best thing anyone can do is to directly ask them about these matters if there is any question or doubt about [[lie|their integrity as fine and upstanding human beings and caring people made from a special blend of love, compassion and pony farts]].
Almost noble if people didn't already [[Bullshit|see it for what it really is.]] If Jaltoid would only remember back as far as a few months ago or maybe look back to April of 2017 he would remember that this is exactly what people tried to do when this whole Doopie event was starting to come to a head. People wanted answers and went to the source asking Doopie if she did suck off [[Chris Chan]] for money? If she was [[troll|trolling]] Chris by pretending to be his [[Girlfriend]] for patreon money and if she was later going to make a fool of [[Chris Chan]] by posting private emails on sites like [[Kiwi Farms]] when the trolling was over? If she was either a male to female or female to male [[Tranny|Thai Lady/Boy]]? Maybe you wanted to ask the hard hitting question and were curious if she was into the scene of shoving heavy, industrial rubber sheaths up her [[ass]] and inflating them with an air compressor or just wanted to know if it's good manners to give yourself an enema before anal sex?
If Jaltoid would choose to remember back that far, or even as recent as last week when Doc Jingles led the mass marking charge on Doopie's pages then he would be aware that when people ask Doopie these things that they weren't met with the kind responses from Doopie hoping to set the record straight that Jaltoid promises but rather Doopie's army of unwashed, virgin boys waiting to mass mark anyone asking a question that Doopie is uncomfortable with or just didn't like, along with any questionable posts in their history, until either they are made by [[Twitter]] to delete the offending post(s) or have the screen name asking the offending question banned entirely from the realms of twitter forever.
Jaltoid does say, "We won't bite your heads off," but nothing is said about your question having to meet certain requirements to be answered and if it doesn't, how they'll mobilize their private [[Army]] to have the offending twitter accounts banned.
Another one of Hellbent's arguments was that [[Rape]] in Movies was somehow equal to Child Porn despite the [[Jewnited States of Americunts|US Code]] regarding child exploitation and obsenity making obscene depictions and images of children engaged in sex acts illegal and the Protect Act of 2006 stating that to knowingly use internet services to deceive children into viewing https://www.justice.gov/criminal-ceos/citizens-guide-us-federal-law-obscenity" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Obscene Materials is a crime. So called "Rape Porn" is legal between two adult actors so long as it is simulated, consentual and not https://www.justice.gov/criminal-ceos/citizens-guide-us-federal-law-obscenity" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">the real thing.
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Like every [[Ebegging|Artist]] on the [[Internets]] Doc Jingles is adament about supporting and defending his rights for free speach and freedoms of expression but like every [[California|East Coast Liberal]] these rights only extend to him and his causes. Should he come across anything that either offends him or he should disagree with, like the all [[American]] 🇺🇸 artist type, the good Doctor is quick to reach for the phone to call up the [[Internet Police]] and demand a [[Wambulance]] because his feelings have been hurt so bad that they're bleeding out onto the floor.
Doc Jingles is another one of Doopie's self appointed Champions that tries to fight the fight that there is nothing wrong with child pornography, arguing that an adult can use painted, drawn, traced or computer rendered images of children in sexual acts for the purpose of sexual arrousal, [[masturbation]] purposes and not be a pedophile because it is not a real child they are being arroused by.
Like every one of Doopie's defenders that ever argued that it is perfectly fine for Doopie to produce sexually explicit art of [[Pokemon]]'s 11-year-old Misty because she was created some 20 years ago and, so now, should be well into her 30s, Doc Jingles argues the age up rationalization. He has suggested that no matter how obviously you draw a girl underage, she's 18 bevause the artist has said she is. He has even gone so far as proposing that a newly born baby girl can be raped with the Umbilical Cord still attached if the artist first explains that she is 18.
Doc Jingles represents Doopie's tired and overplayed Machiavellian tactic of [[Victim complex|playing the victim]]. Rather then stand up for herself, Doopie would rather cry her big salty tears because, like always, there will be someone like Doc Jingles who will push the report button so that Doopie can say that she never did it.
[[Ironic|Ironically]], despite all his pusillanimous posts trying to establish himself as a [[Internet Tough Guy|Bad ass]], Doopie's big, toughie of a [[gay|bottom bitch]] Jess still has said nothing in reference to or against the attacks being made against Doopie. Doc Jingles probably has some [[Chris Chan]] styled fantasy that if he keeps defending her, Doopie will see him as being more of a man than Jess and dump her free room and board supplying [[cuckold]] [[Boyfriend]] for Doc Jingles no working, jobless, fat ass.
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HaloMillenium is your basic fanboy, An Hero threatening, pretend psycho that will threaten to kill himself or fuck the neighbors cat just to get his current "SENPAI" to notice him.
His goal, is that by getting noticed by someone with a large following, that some of those people will come to him and flood him with that generous patreon [[Jew Gold]] when they see his bad art.
Your basic DeviantTartlet in style and emotional blackmail tactics to make friends and get followers. Most likely hated and friendless [[IRL]].

Just [[Last Thursday]] when [[Null]] got scared and shut [[Kiwi Farms]] down at the order of his company vice-presiden and [[Your mom|Mother]] former residents of the farms found themselves homeless. Having only time on their hands and huddling together for warmth, they came up with a much improved plan for milking [[Lol-cow]]s: build up trust with them and convince them to come to you and spill their guts about embarrising life facts such as how someone once licked their dog's anus to see how it tastes.
Using tactics such as convincing Doopie that they're her [[Not your personal army|Personal Army]], that [[Kiwi Farms]] is her own personal [[Safe Space]], that they all think that she's getting [[Shit]] on everytime she starts a topic about her Pro-Nazi leanings, or about the person she hates the most this week, Kiwi Farms has currently upped their game by convincing Doopie to come to their site and troll herself by volunteering the information they want.
While there may be 3 or 4 [[Micropenis|Little boys]] that ardently believe the [[internets]] lie of [[Bullshit|modern chivalry]], in that, if they protect their object of interest's, Doopie's, honor successfully - she will fall madly in love with them. On the otherhand, the majority of Kiwi Farms is committed to the goal of giving Doopie a [[Dildo]] big enough so she'll wind up fucking herself in the ass.
Current tactics revolve around the idea of getting Doopie to start talking on their site when she's high, because as history has shown, inebriation, social sites and a group of boys telling Doopie how smart she is does not make for good results. An event of note being when she unethically released business emails between her and [[Chris-Chan]] https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Doopie_E-mails" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">because she was looking for revenge and some Kiwis convinced her that this was the best way to do it.
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