Gay.com

Typical Gay.com profile.

"Out" on a Gay.com date

A web site in which gays are known as [[meth|shady players]], [[size queen]]s and [[fat|queen sized]] whores. The site is well known for its [[shit|quality]] chat rooms and its [[retard|bright]] collective of [[YTMND|users]]. They also have many articles within the site but who the fuck cares. Most guys frequenting the site smell like [[poo]], guzzle down a half gallon of [[cum]], [[piss]] in each others mouths and have [[incest|orgies]] with their [[daddy|family members]]. The abundant bug catchers and givers lurking within these chat rooms make it a friendly place to catch [[AIDS]] and other wonderful [[STD|STDs]]. Gay.com is also planning a charity to raise money for the world's biggest [[tubgirl|bath house]], consisting of [[lemonparty|lemonparties]], water sports with [[HIV]] patients, a [[Habbo_blockade|pool of piss and cum]] and a [[slut|well-trained]] dolphin with whom to have [[Mr._Hands|sexual experiments]]. The project will start sometime as of 2008 and may be located somewhere in [[NYC]] if all goes well.

The Experience

Most [[ghey|users]] undergo the typical reaction of cringing upon logging into the site's chat room, though it is nowhere near as bad as that of [[RealJock]]. At times they may want to commit [[murder]]. [[noob|Users]] should be warned not to waste your time on here arguing with these pompous pigs. The gay.com folks only want to pursue their dreams of being a [[whore]] and convince you that you should be like them because they want to get a taste of your tube steak.

Some people reported they were attacked with [[penis|HIV infested needles]] upon meeting a total complete stranger. Some have even been kidnapped and made into [[prostitutes]], only to be later killed and used as human furniture. [[W|Some]] are even said to have met [[Osama Bin Laden]] for a quickie. One user claimed his room smelled like a urinal after his first log in.

[[Gay|Fun]] Things To Do On Gay.com

Be a [[Fag|hamburger daddy]] and pretend you're interested in someone, eventually letting them take you out to lunch, being a little flirtatious. These suckers will soon think you will suck them off and offer to pay dinner and at times you may get [[buttsex|freebies]]. Then when they want to take you home to their place, just bail out and make some stupid excuse.

Another fun thing to do is to make up fake screen names and add [[goatse|photoshopped]] versions of other users pictures. Use your imagination and make a creative profile to [[defamation|defame]] these cum gargling whores. Now you're set to do a little [[Fag-bashing|gay whore bashing]] in the chat rooms. Another way to cause lulz is by pretending to be someone else and sending gay.com whores to their jobs. You can also find a victim and send him to your most hated enemy.

[[Category: Faggotry]]