GayGamer

Do you like [[Handjob|fiddling with joysticks?]] Do you like [[Sound Docking|sound docking]]? Are you a [[faggot]]? Do you feel that the games industry is not gay friendly? If so, head on over to GayGamer.net for all your [[Gay|homosexual]], [[Not Gay|bisexual]] and [[Trap|transsexual]] news on the world of gaming.

GayGamer

GayGamer is the original incarnation of the website, hosting news on homosexuality in the gaming world. Typical news includes:


[[Shit Nobody Cares About|*Gay innuendo that has been found in dialogue


*Outrage over said gay innuendo


*Pictures of hot male characters with their shirts off


*News on gay mods for games


*Stories completely unrelated to homosexual gaming]]

For example, http://gaygamer.net/2009/12/conservative_worldnetdaily_cri.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">this article criticises some fundie news site for denigrating [[Dragon Age: Origins]] for having,

In barely contained outrage, the article accuses her of not knowing what trolling is, being homophobic and being sensationalist. Homophobia in my conservative tabloid? NEVAR.

http://gaygamer.net/gay_gamer_of_the_week" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Gay Gamer of the Week

The Gay Gamer of the Week is a great place for homosexual, basement-dwelling deviants to ogle gay men who play games (who'd have thought?). It regularly features [[Chris Crocker|prancing, twinkletoed nancyboys]] who enjoy games like "Cooking Mama" and "Lips".

Example:

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|Name: Kyle B.

Forum Name: longshot_dreams

Age: 26

Location: Brooklyn, NY

Gay, Straight or Bi: Gayer than Christmas.

Relationship Status: With my boyfriend for 3.5yrs.

Consoles you own: PS2, Xbox 360, PS3, PC, Super Nintendo, Nintendo, Sega Dreamcast, Sega Saturn.

Favourite Console: Xbox 360

Favorite Game Genre: RPG.

Games Currently Being Played: Batman: Arkham Asylum, Prince of Persia, Star Ocean: The Last Hope, Bioshock, Prototype, Soulcalibur IV, Lost Odyssey, Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne.

Top 5 Favorite Games: Final Fantasy VII, Lost Odyssey, Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne, X-Men: Children of the Atom, Xenogears.

Other Stuff About You: Hm... let's see. I'm a Visual Creative in NYC
(that means I dress mannequins, style people, do window displays, etc) and I live with my boyfriend and our two kitties Ivory and Amos. In addition to fishing kittens out of the toilet bowl I like to talk on and on and on about video games even though I know most people stop listening after i say "video games". I would like to parlay my mannequin dressing into video game styling... but I don't think that exists... but a girl can dream, can't she? I have a giant flatscreen TV that I inherited from a friend and when I play games the characters are like, a foot tall. Sometimes right after I've played a game I act
as though I am the character I was just playing as... even if I'm by myself. Eh... I may have shared too much. BYE!

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===http://gaygamer.net/top_20_gayest_video_game_characters/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Top 20 Gayest Video Game Characters===

In a quest for probable fapping material and b[[anal]] entertainment, the editors of GayGamer.net published their list of the Top 20 Gayest Video Game Characters:
# Tingle (my sphincter) - Zelda
# The Cho Aniki Brothers - Cho Aniki
# Joachim Valentine – Shadow Hearts: Covenant
# Pierre and Gerard Magimel – Shadow Hearts: Covenant
# King of All Cosmos – Katamari Damacy/We Love Katamari
# Bertram – Temple of Elemental Evil
# Hana Vachel & Rain Qin - Fear Effect 2: Retro Helix
# Damian Shade and Rudolph Gartheimer - Groove and Fight
# Ash – [[Bareback|Bare Knuckle 3]]/Streets of Rage 3
# Brad Evans – Wild Arms 2
# Birdo – Super Mario Series
# [[Vampire|Vamp]] – Metal Gear Solid Series
# Zangief – Street Fighter Series
# Major Ivan Raidenovitch Raikov – Metal Gear Solid 3
# Eagle – Street Fighter/SNK vs. Capcom 2
# Alfred Ashford – Resident Evil: Code Veronica
# Nagare Namikawa – Rival Schools 2
# Cybil Bennet – Silent Hill
# Fox – Bloody Roar
# Raphael Sorel – Soul Calibur II & III

http://gaygamer.net/gamers_closet/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Gamers Closet [sic]

This is the write-in section for Peter-puffing fairies to expose their deep dark secrets related to gaming. Such as this person who likes to make absolutely fabulous dollhouses of beautiful characters:

I'll admit it. I am one of the many addicted to character creation. I am also one of those who will lament over the avatar creation screen as much as skill trees or weaponry. He or she simply has to beautiful! Soul Calibur 4, Fallout 3, City of Heroes. There were times I would boot each game with the sole agenda of playing dress up with my "dollhouse" of creations.

Or this person who enjoys the game Princess Tomato in the Salad (tossing) Kingdom:

Back in the days of 8-bit and 16-bit gaming, I played a ridiculous amount of games. On weekends, my mom would take me down to the local rental store, and I would get to pick out one game to devour until Sunday evening. I remember looking at the wall of games with wide-eyed wonder. Which title should I pick? It better be a good one, ‘cause it would suck having to play a crappy game all weekend. That’s how I came across Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom. The title instantly grabbed my attention, and when I flipped the box over, I noticed that the game looked like it would play like Shadowgate and Deja Vu. I really loved those games, so I took it home one weekend, and was never the same.

http://gaygamer.net/fan_art_gallery/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Fan Art Gallery

Being an ED reader, [[you]] would have probably seen some terrible fan art in your time. Well fuck you, here's some more.

Homotron

Homotron is the electronics offshoot of GayGamer.net. Being called Homotron, one would expect it to be a site dedicated to covering news about donut-punching electrons, or [[R9K|faggot robots]]. Instead, as if there are not enough website carrying gigabytes of tech news, this one does too. Some selection on offer are:
*http://www.homotron.net/2009/04/confickers_anticlimactic_purpo.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Conficker's Climactic Purpose Revealed
*http://www.homotron.net/2009/04/pirate_bay_defendants_found_gu.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Pirate Bay Founders Arrrrr Guilty
*http://www.homotron.net/2009/04/oracle_buys_sun_for_74_billion.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Oracle Buys Sun for $7.4 billion
What utterly glamorous and fabulous headlines. And not a mention of rug-munching or pillow-biting in sight.
Note: This page has not been updated since April 20, 2009.

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PinkKyrptonite

Finally, GayGamer offers a section that faggots will enjoy: Comics for sodomites. PinkKryptonite. One would think that as the internet offers so much for the homosexual, like fisting porn, child pornography, the pain series and advice on suicide, they would not need comics to satiate their wicked desires. You'd be wrong if you thought that.

http://www.pinkkryptonite.com/2009/12/ellen_degeneres_featured_in_fe.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Ellen Degeneres in Female Force

In the past, Female Force comic have featured such prestigious cumdumpsters as [[Sarah Palin]] and Barbarah Walters. Now, they can add the carpet-chewing, unfunny Ellen. Includes illustrated version of Dancing Degeneres.

http://www.pinkkryptonite.com/2009/11/gail_simone_achilles_is_absolu.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Achilles is Absolutely Gay

According to Gail Simmone, writer of Wonder Woman, the character Achilles from Warkiller is gay. The Give-A-Shit-O-Meter still sits at 0/10.

http://www.pinkkryptonite.com/2009/11/artist_spotlight_rick_worley.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Rick Worley's A Waste of Time

PinkKryptonite featured an artist called Rick Worley who authors the comic A Waste of Time, featuring an alcoholic, gay, promiscuous rabbit (aren't they all, amirite?), which he turns in "filthy, filthy, [[SA|comedy gold]]". While you or me might call the art, "shit done in black and white with a pencil", PinkKrptonite calls it "solid art".

PopSucker

Here is finally something the homosexuals do best. Gossiping about and controlling American pop-culture. Like a bunch of rich white women in a hair salon, this is like sitting in the QueerSpace at your University, only rather than listening to a bunch of twinks talk about how many miles of cock they sucked, this like listening to a bunch of nerds talk about how many miles of cock they've taken up their manpleaser.

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VelvetDiceBag

Finally, we come to the epitome of nerddom - tabletop games. In case sitting around a table with a plastic army, drinking Mountain Dew and arguing over how many centimetres your Assault Marine can jump isn't gay enough, VelvetDiceBag has you covered. This shit isn't even worth covering, as it's about [[Shit nobody cares about|tabletop games and conventions]].

See Also

*[[Gay]]
*[[Lesbian]]
*[[Comics]]
*[[Faggot Bruce]]
*[[Platinum]]
*[[Robot Unicorn Attack]]

External Links

*http://gaygamer.net" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">GayGamer
*http://homotron.net" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Homotron
*http://pinkkryptonite.com" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">PinkKryptonite
*http://popsucker.net" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">PopSucker
*http://velvetdicebag.net" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">VelvetDiceBag

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