Gothzilla

himself, [[inflation art|inflating]] his own [[ego]] and strutting his [[sanjaya|ponyhawk]].]]
! Can you say "waste of a good artist"? [[shit|nothing of value was lost]].]]
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What is Gothzilla? Well..... Gothzilla ([[Powerword]]: [[moonspeak|Ayudaqualosga "Age" Tsu-na]], pronounced: uh-yu-duh-kwuh-los-guh age joo-nah) claims to be a 19-year-old [[lolwut|gay/goth/punk/furry/vampire/dragon/otherkin]], he always calls himself a [[dragon]], even though he [[otherkin|wears fake fucking vampire fangs]], and constantly points at them and screams "I HAVE FANGS, THAT MAKES ME A VAMPIRE!!!!11!1! AND I DON'T SPARKLE, SO VAMPIRES DON'T SPAKLE!!!11!@ YOU'RE ALL GAY AND UGLY!!121!" He's a youtube ranter, furry artist, necrofur, and he's either the [[Antichrist|spirit of the internet incarnate]], the [[insane|saddest]] [[furry|excuse]] [[schizophrenic|for]] [[fail|a]] [[necrophiliac|human]] [[goth|being]] [[gay|in]] [[bi-polar|the]] [[retard|history]] [[psychopath|of]] [[sick fuck|existence]], or the greatest [[IRL troll]] who ever lived. We may never know.

But what we do know is that wherever Gothzilla goes, [[lulz]] is sure to [[stalk|follow]].

[[at least 100|100 years]] ago there was a previous Gothzilla. Hot topic needed some money to help build their emo empire so they got hired to stop the Godzilla problem in Tokyo. Since Hot topic was full of nerds and angsty fan girls, they could not defeat Godzilla. Fortunatly there had an idea. They put emo makeup on Godzilla and renamed him Gothzilla. Because of the loophole in their contract they got their moneys. So next time you see an emo remember that it was all thanks to Gothzilla that they came to be.

The Artist

While YouTube is where most people who know Gothzilla know him from, his art is 500 times less [[TL;DW]], and [[at least 100]] times more lulzy.

He draws furry guro, and a plethora of other fucked up furry shit. His art is usually characterized by shaky lineart, flat colors, [[larathen|sameface]], and fail, but in all honesty, I don't even have to describe it. His art speaks for itself.

As for hate art...well, since Gothzilla is relatively new to the internet, there isn't much hate art for him (or by him). You can rectify this problem by drawing some and/or pissing him off enough for him to draw you some.

The Photographer

Most people know Gothzilla for his videos and/or art, but recently (as of late 2011/early 2012) he has shown an increasing interest in Cars and automotive photography.

The Ranter

Gothzilla joined youtube on August 06, 2008 as RevengeofGothzilla. Originally he was sort-of a [[goth]]ic [[Chris Crocker]], with videos like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcdauCHGXnM" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Gothzilla Rants About My Chemical Romance, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNz7czX-Syg&feature=related" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Gothzilla's Ponytail and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVy7gE8xZkc&feature=related" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Cradle of Fail. Though, over time, he has [[digimon|digivolved]] into a typical vlogger/ranter/faggot/every-single-person-on-YouTube, with a [[fucking|super]]-[[retarded|awesome]] and totally original "[[Sanjaya|pony-hawk]]".

Typical Videos

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[[See you in heel|DRIVE IN HELL, CARFAGS!!!]]

A reoccurring theme in Gothzilla's videos is him ranting about how some [[RAGE|STUPID FUCKING PIECE OF HUMAN SCUM]] pwnt his [[bike]] with their car.

Much cussing, rage, and [[specist|specist remarks]] fill these videos. Why doesn't he have a car? [[lolwut|BECAUSE DRAGONS CAN'T DRIVE, SILLY!]]

LULZ?

Many people over the years have decided to start shit with Gothzilla, though [[pussy|none of them ever finish it]].

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In mid 2009, his video [[black metal|Cradle of Fail]] managed to spark a lollercaust when some [[gay]], [[canada|Canadian]], [[metal]]head watched it and decided to make a video response and send his [[mom|personal army]] to attack Gothzilla's channel. This however grew old very fast, and eventually degraded into back-and-forth video responses that could all pretty much be summed up as "[[NO U]]!" And eventually they both gave up.

Distorted View

In late 2009, [[Chris Hansen|Tim Hansen]] of [[podcast|Distorted View]] took notice of Gothzilla, and actually took his videos seriously. Tim started including Gothzilla in the "[[shit no one cares about|YouTards]]" portion of his podcast, and of course, Gothzilla, being the [[google|experienced internet detective]] that he is, found out and started making videos [[trolling|taunting]] Tim and [[DO IT FAGGOT|egging him on]], and Tim, being the [[pussy]] that he is, hasn't mentioned Gothzilla since.

TheeObsidianReaper

[[Protip|PROTIP]]: [[obvious|IF YOU'RE GOING TO CALL SOMEONE A POSER, MAKE SURE YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE AN EVEN BIGGER POSER]].

TheeObsidianReaper, while not as insane or fucked up as Gothzilla, he is [[poser|nowhere near being goth]], let alone goth enough to call Sleeps-With-Corpses a poser.

He honestly believes that by making videos about [[shit nobody cares about|his life]], claiming to be in the [[navy|Marines]], and writing [[redundant|shitty poetry]], he will become [[lolwut|UBERGOTH]]. In reality, it just makes him a faggot.

Anyways, his beef is that he thinks Gothzilla is making goths look bad. See: [[Irony]].

[[Shit nobody cares about|UPDATE]]: Reapie recently [[ragequit|deleted all his videos]] and he and Gothzilla now both work for [[Ichan|iChan]]. See: [[Irony|More Irony]].

Screencaps?

Gothzilla does believe in the steadfast internet tradition of [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|DELETING FUCKING EVERYTHING]], Gothzilla deletes everything, especially when he is being made a fool of and dosn't have a witty come back. So take those screen caps!

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Oh, quotable

Find a good Gothzilla quote? This is the place to put it. Go on. HE'S FULL OF [[shit|THEM]].

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The Camwhore

A collection of particularly stupid and/or embarrassing photos of Gothzilla.

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The "Dragon" IRL

While Gothzilla has created much drama [[OTI]], he has created created more than his fair share of drama [[IRL]]. Most notably at Richland Collegiate High School. Though, he has started going to [[convention]]s, and is [[win|suing his own mother]] as well.

Richland Collegiate High School

What happens when you throw a [[batshit insane]] [[otherkin]] into a school full of [[retarded|talented]], and [[handicapped|gifted]] high school kids, run by a principal who has *GASP* RULES[[oneoneone|!?!?!?Q21!!@!!?!?!]] You get a [[lame]] attempt by some [[goth]] kid [[bawww|whose mommy never loved him]], at trying to go [[columbine]] on his school, [[fail|USING A 3 INCH POCKET KNIFE INSTEAD OF A GUN]]!

Needless to say, his feeble attempt at [[murder]]-[[suicide]] was stopped very quickly, due to him lacking [[trench coat|the proper equipment]] and [[gun|sufficient tools]], an he was quickly turned over to the [[strait jacket|proper authorities]]. One week later, he was released with a full, industrial-sized bottle of [[Paxil]], an [[stalker|ankle monitor]] (pointless since [[no life|he never leaves his house]]), and a [[serious business|certificate]] which says he is [[schizophrenic|completely]], [[sick fuck|irredeemably]], [[psychopath|criminally]] [[bi-polar|insane]].

[[Billy Mays|BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!]]

This all started because the [[pedophile|principal]] of his school wouldn't let him dress how he wanted, because he wanted to look like a [[black metal]] [[transvestite]]. Which, in any sane person's eyes is a perfectly reasonable cause to [[ban|throw the book at]] someone, but in Gothzilla's [[goggles|eyes]] it was because the school was run by [[goth|GOTH]]-[[hater|HATING]], [[Fred Phelps|HOMOPHOBIC]], [[nazi|NAZI]]-[[fascist|FASCIST]] [[NORP|CONFORMISTS]]!

So how does he go about [[ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH|fighting the system]]?

By [[trying too hard|wearing 20 times his weight in spikes]], [[gangsta|wearing baggy pants that kept sagging lower and lower]], and [[slut|wearing belly shirts that kept getting shorter and tighter]], and, eventually, [[DO NOT WANT|wearing no shirt at all]].

He made everyone's life shit. He joined the [[Mechanophilia|robotics]] club, and spent all his time there [[lens flare|taking everyone's picture 50 times with the flash on]], fucking up whatever they were working on beyond repair, until they finally told him to [[GTFO]] because [[you have no friends|nobody likes him]]. If you had food, he would Jew. He was supposedly the treasurer of the [[D&D]] club, though he never showed up (not that it mattered, though, since the position of treasurer is pointless, because D&D nerds have no money, in addition to having [[no life]]). He was a member of the anime club, and spent the whole time [[sick fuck|drawing gay furry guro]] and/or [[IRL troll|bitching about how much all the anime sucked]]. Not to mention he failed all his classes because he spent the whole time either listening to [[Linkin Park]] or [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT|cussing out the Asian professors for their bad English]].

His hobbies at the time included dressing like a fag, ranting about [[conspiracy|how everything was a conspiracy]] and [[paranoid|how everyone was out to get him]], not showering, stalking people, and smelling like [[4chan|a landfill covered with dog shit and dead homeless people]].

BUT DON'T TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT, WHEN YOU CAN HEAR IT FROM THE MAN DRAGON, HIMSELF! Please note the fact that even though [[lolwut|HE ADMITS TO TRYING TO KILL EVERYONE, HE STILL TRIES TO PLAY THE VICTIM]]!

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The [[old media]] never got wind of what happened that Monday morning in that [[pathetic]] excuse for [[poor|a community college]], due to some [[money|persuasion]] by the [[bitch|principal]], but the [[internet]]s weren't so easily silenced, and [[Facebook]] exploded with that video, many lulz were gained at the expense of pseudo intellectual yuppies, and for one week, it was a [[troll]]ercoaster of [[awesome]], but like all good things, it eventually [[came]] to an end.

BRB, SUING MY MOM

[[Last Thursday]], Gothzilla announced that he was [[Scientology|suing his own mother]] because her boyfriend, a homicidal ex-con, tried to [[pwn]] him [[IRL]], resulting in Gothzilla doing something amazing: [[epic|BREAKING A PAIR OF NUN-CHUCKS WITH HIS BARE FIST, WHIPPING A BADASS EX-CON WITH AN XBOX CONTROLLER, DODGING 50 POUND BARBELLS BEING THROWN AT HIM, SMASHING A GLASS STOVE TOP, SAVING HIS HIGH SCORE ON TONY HAWKS UNDERGROUND 2, AND THEN MAKING A BREAK FOR IT BEFORE THE COPS SHOWED UP.]] At first glance this sounds like something that would make [[Chuck Norris]] look like [[fucking magnets|Violent J after seeing a pelican]], but in reality, it was more like [[sonichu|kicking an autistic kid crying on the floor]].

What really happened? Well, first of all, [[pussy|Griff]], the "badass ex-con" is actually fat and dumb as a cucumber, not to mention he, as Gothzilla himself put it, "punches like a girl." Second, the nun-chucks were most likely [[plastic crap|cheap plastic]], and [[Portmanteau|Girlf]] most likely had no clue how to use them. Third, Gothzilla ran away, like a pussy. Fourth, the [[cops]] never [[came]]. Fifth, [[animal abuse|a cat got hurt in the process]], and that's just not cool.

Even so, he's still filing a restraining order against his mom and suing her for custody of his little brother, [[lolwut|and also her SUV]]. Though, this all begs the question: he's [[poor|got 0 gold]] and is [[unemployed|unable to finish a single quest]], how is he going to support a [[nerd|Level 11 Star Wars fanboy]]? In fact how does he afford to live in a [[ghetto|real 2-story house]] with [[plastic crap|real laminate flooring]] rather than [[white trash|his mother's trailer in a completely different city]]? Simple, it isn't his house. It belongs to his grandparents who [[lemonparty|let him have it]] until [[never|he graduates college]]. Why would they do something as [[stupid]] as giving a [[schizophrenic]] otherkin with [[bipolar|bipolar disorder]] and [[guro|a fetish for dragons ripping out their own guts]] their house? [[school|Elementary]], my dear [[fucktard]], they're [[rich and beautiful|loaded]], have [[2 girlfriends and a truck|two houses]], and [[win|want to keep the psychotic hellspawn their daughter produced inside and away from anyone sane]]. If Gothzilla wins his custody battle then they'll probably be paying for their daughter's [[shota|other demonchild]] while Gothzilla [[rape|raises]] him to be a [[sick fuck|batshit insane furry gurofag]] just like [[incest|his big bro]].

But hey, if [[powerword|K. C. Tsu-na]] grows up to be even half as much a lolcow as his older sibling, then we're all in for a treat.

There are three four videos on this and you need to watch them all to get the full experience...

* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClSRwIFhbjs" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Message to my Mom - The first video, in which we find out that Gothzilla was attacked (unsuccessfully) by his mother's boyfriend, his mom is the creepy stalker type, and, startlingly enough, Gothzilla might actually make a better parent then her.
* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8kOkKX1OXo" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Taking Back K.C. - The second video, in which Gothzilla talks about how his grandparents convinced him that suing for custody was better than kidnapping in addition to being more legal. [[shit nobody cares about|Useless trivia]]: The title of the video is a play on the name of the [[emo]] band Taking Back Sunday.
* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cdGyMv1Ag0" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Q & A Time With Gothzilla and Lil Bro - The third video, in which we get to witness Gothzilla showing off his [[lie|uber-leet parenting skillz]] by having his little brother help him answer [[hate mail]]. Maybe creepy stalker bitch wasn't so bad after all...
* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-d-WbdlGd0" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Escapin' from Strait Jackets with Gothzilla & Lil' Bro - Someone said that [[obvious|Gothzilla would make a shitty parent]], so he got all defensive and set out to prove them wrong. How? By teaching his brother two amazing new tricks: [[Penn & Teller|escaping from a straight jacket]] and [[strip|dancing]] to [[Linkin Park]]. While entertaining, these tricks don't make him suck any less as a [[parent]] Jew.

[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|Update]]: THIS JUST IN! Gothzilla traded his integrity AND his little brothers well-being for a shiny, new [[juggalo|hatchet]] and a couple pitchers of [[piss|iced tea]]. Nice one, big bro. However, knowing that Gothzilla is an [[hardcore|hXc]] injun dragon, he probably just took the axe so he can go back later and [[pwn|scalp]] them, rather than [[lame|beating them to death with a 9-iron]], like he originally planned.

CONVENTION TIME!!!

Yes, Gothzilla has recently started going to conventions, which may provide future IRL [[lulz]] (due to the fact that many of the people he's [[troll]]ed go to those same conventions).

Anime Fest 2009

Nothing particularly lulzy here, except that he spent the whole time stealing shit. The proof (screencapped from the comments on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcCiZPTEfDA" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Re: FOR THE FURRIES THAT ARE INTO YIFF):

Proof that Gothzilla went to Anime Fest and got himself some [[goggles]].

Proof that aforementioned goggles are stolen.

AKON 2010

He spent the whole convention getting dunk, stumbling around, and running up to random people and screaming [[CSI|"YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH!!!"]], so nothing exciting.

Oh, except that he [[vandalism|trashed his friends' hotel room]], then ran away, and left those Arab to pay the bill and explain why there was blood and cocaine ground into the carpet. Real nice.

Dream Job

Gothzilla is a [[faggot]]. This is a [[fact]]. He also hates stereotypes, but, lo and behold! Stereotype of stereotypes! [[irony|HIS DREAM JOB IS TO BE A CLOTHING DESIGNER]]!

What qualifies him to be a clothing designer? Other than the fact that he's [[gay|absolutely fabulous]]? Not a damn thing. However, he claims that all the clothes the [[furries]] in his drawings wear are all-original designs, and this qualifies him to be one.

Lets take a look at his [[bullshit|designs]]...

Speaking of jobs.....

Real Job

Gothzilla, much like [[Dragoneer]], has claimed to have many different jobs and has never put forth any evidence to prove that he has ever worked any of them. He has claimed to be a [[geek|computer repairman]], [[USI|a funeral comedian]], an [[fake|amateur]] clothing designer, a [[Burger King|busboy]], and [[white trash|a flea market clothing vendor]]. With the exception of the last two, Gothzilla isn't qualified to work any of these because he is uneducated, untalented, [[unfunny]], and uncreative, but, seriously...

That's why Gothzilla is a "[[homeless|self-employed]]" "[[thief|domestic wealth re-distributor]]".

See Also

*[[Cradle of Filth]] - Furry h8 Kvlt-Gawf-Mehdull EVERYTHING
*[[Furry art]]
*[[Goth]]
*[[Kenneth Eng]] - These two were made for each other.
*[[Necrofur]] - Gothzilla's [[fangirls|people]].
*[[FYIAD|Fuckin' Dragons, how do they work?]] ([[Unemployed|Never]])
*[[MissHannahMinx]] - The big-tittied female, non-furry ([[Maybe|possibly]]) version
*[[My Chemical Romance]], whom Gothzilla is the [[Unwarranted self-importance|self-proclaimed enemy of]].
*[[Specism]]
*[[Teen Werewolf]]
*[[USI]]

Gothzilla's External Links

* YouTube Account - http://www.youtube.com/user/RevengeofGothzilla" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">RevengeofGothzilla - Revenge? Revenge from [[b&|what exactly]]?
* Backup channel - http://www.youtube.com/user/RevengeofGothzillALT" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">RevengeofGothzillALT - A few lulzy videos here, though its mostly shit that was just too shitty to upload to his main account.
* Another backup channel - http://www.youtube.com/user/DJDoomageddon" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">DJDoomgeddon
* Obvious sockpuppet - http://www.youtube.com/user/TheBallinDragon" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">TheBallinDragon
* devianTART - http://tr0llhammeren.deviantart.com/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">TR0LLHAMMEREN - [[sarcasm|SUCH AN ORIGINAL NAME!]]
* http://modthesims.info/member.php?u=2046407" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">ModtheSims(2) Account - (none of the downloads work anymore, so don't get your hopes up if you like the [[Hot Topic|faggy gothwear]])
* Rule 34 - http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Gothzilla/1" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Gothzilla - Because [[everyone|who]] doesn't want to see a poorly drawn sketch of [[Spyro]] [[bestiality|being fucked by a]] [[Mechanophilia|robot]] [[Necrophilia|skelelton]]?
* On Goth.net, http://www.goth.net/forums/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=15015" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Gothzilla Where the Goths even hate him.
* FurAffinity - http://www.furaffinity.net/user/gothzilla/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Gothzilla - [[everyone|Who]] doesn't want to see the exact same stuff that's on Rule 34 except with more lame [[fursona]]s and you have to make an account to see it?
* On ED [[User:Flaming-biscuit]] Hacked because he kept trying to write himself into articles. Now used to document his drama for the lulz. Oh, and [[retard|his password was "beans"]].
* [[User:Beast_That_Lurks_Beneath_The_Crimson_Vaults_of_Cydonia]] Abandoned [[for great justice]].
* [[User:TheRemixMaster]] Not sure if its him. He hasn't vandalized anything or written himself into any articles, but TheRemixMaster is an MSN handle he used at one time.
* Gothzilla's [[Yiffytube]] account. http://www.yiffytube.com/GothZilla" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Yiffy Gothzilla!
* Gothzilla in the [[urban dictionary]] - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gothzilla" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Define this bullshit!

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