I Hope Nobody Has Hacked The Stream

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Background

TED started in 1984 as a conference for people from three worlds: [[faggots|Technology, Entertainment, Design]] (T.E.D. gedit?). Since then [[nobody cares|its scope has become ever broader]]. Along with the annual [[gangbang|TED Conference]] and the [[bukake|TEDGlobal conference]], TED includes the [[prize|award-winning]] TEDTalks video site, the Open Translation Program, the new TEDx community program, this year's TEDIndia Conference and the annual [[buttsecks|TED Prize]].

Being a small, dyslexic nonprofit devoted to devoid of [[snca|Ideas Worth Spreading]], who better to ask for a keynote speech than [[m00t]].

After being invited to speak at the http://conferences.ted.com/TED2010/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">TED2010 Conference in February 2010 during the "[[Provocation]]" session, [[moot]] took to the stage after an awkward introduction. He revealed that [[4chan]] produces [[9000|700,000 posts]] a day, from 7 million unique users and went on to bore all concerned explaining shit like [[Rickrolling]], [[Rule 34]] and [[Dusty the Cat]].

The Meme

When asked if "[[the Gibson|the TED website]] would be hacked now" during the Q&A session, [[moot]] responded "You're lucky this isn't being streamed to them live right now." When it was pointed out that there was a stream to be had, his response of "I hope nobody has hacked the stream" was ossified into meme status by salivating [[fanboi]]s.

As the average intelligence of the typical [[4chan]]fag is below state minimums for even Texan retards, this unlulzy banter has been dubbed 'a new [[meme]]'. It is, however, [[forced meme|dead on arrival]].

As almost [[noone]] had the initial stream, and the access that did exist was "strung together like a christmas tree", most links consisted of [[rickrolls]] and [[Pokemon]] theme songs. This lead many [[newfag]]s to believe that the whole thing was an elaborate [[troll]]. However, there are screencaps, which prove that it's [[shooped|totally legit]].

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== The Speech ==

Tedtalks uploaded the full [[tl;dw]] video of the speech on [[YouTube]], for your viewing pleasure

Skip to 6:55 for the actual meme
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See Also

*[[moot]]
*[[4chan]]
*[[Twitter]]
*[[Nobody Cares]]
*[[The Gibson|I Hope Nobody Has Hacked The Gibson]]

External Links

*http://www.ted.com/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">TED
*http://conferences.ted.com/TED2010/program/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">TED Program
*http://gigaom.com/2009/12/22/4chan-founder-moot-to-speak-at-ted/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Moot to make fanbois come all over their keyboards
*http://arstechnica.com/staff/palatine/2010/02/4chans-moot-takes-pro-anonymity-to-ted-2010.ars" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">moot's review for TED2010
*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Pilkington" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">I could eat a knob at night

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