Identifying A Guy IRL on Second Life

Guy IRLs are one of the biggest problems on the internet today. While they date back to the earliest of computer gaming, it is no more prevalent than today that [[basement-dwelling]] males will log onto their [[computers]] and pose as a female, either in chat rooms, or with a full fledged avatar. Although some do it for the [[lulz]], they're still [[homosexuals]] anyway. On [[Second Life]] there is no shortage of Guy IRLs as they continue to lie, and cheat, and scam [[idiot|unknowing]] male and sometimes [[cunt|female]] victims. The horror of this reality is that if you are indeed a victim of a Guy IRL scam, YOU ARE GAY NOW. That's right, if a Guy IRL posing as a female has tricked you into doing some sort of sexual act with their [[trap|female avatar]] (and your male) regardless of it appearing [[straight]], it's [[gay]], and now so are [[you]].

Why a Guy IRL?

Guy IRL. His https://www.f-list.net/c/snow%20belle/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">F-List, lol.]]There is no one answer as to why [[Males|Guys]] play [[Girls]] online. On just about every [[MMO]], there is a large portion of Guy IRLs that play [[trap|females]], each with varying [[lulz|real]] reasons. One of the [[Typing with one hand|excuses]] often given by Guy IRLs is "if I have to stare at an ass for 20hr a week, it might as well be an ass I like" which is kind of jarring as [[lie|most video games involve MORE than just staring at your avatar's ass]], unless you're playing DoA, which they're not. This is only their given [[shit|excuse]] as to why they play girls online as the real answers are far more [[lolcats|entertaining]] and [[earth|factual]].

to collect money for his main account.]][[truth|A female avatar will always get more attention]], gifts and linden dollars than [[virgin|male avatars]]. If [[you]] are a sad, pathetic beggar, then making a female avatar is ideal. Many Guy IRLs will make alts to their main account and have them be as [[slutty]] as possible to [[trap|trick other male players]] into giving them money. This money "earned" will then be transferred back to their main account. While most of Guy IRLs are [[gay|homophobic]] and [[gay|straight]], they may still perform sexual acts on other men with their female avatar for more linden, proving that they are actually gay. While it's true that females DO [[whore]] themselves out, it's usually for attention. Guy IRLs can be revealed for always leaving their alts idling on [[jew|tip jars]].

[2014/09/13 09:58] Ocean (plunders) shrugs him off. "I'm not all about pole dancing, I just like entertaining and making some form of currency from enjoying myself rather than spending my time causing mischief." - fucking [[furry]] faggot.

Other [[yes|Guy IRLs play a girl simply because they're sad and lonely]], and lack any friends on their ugly male account. EVERYONE wants to be friends with a cute young tart, so why not become one? Have all the [[drama|FRIENDS]] you could ever need! Although what Guy IRLs will find is that [[cyber|everyone online just wants to have sex]], and if they aren't willing to give it up, they'll quickly move on to the newer pretty young girl, who is also played by a Guy IRL.

Men who are [[transsexual]] will often play a female avatar because it IS THEIR TRUE GENDER LOL. What most TG people [[fail]] to realize is that they're still guys regardless whether they're m2f or f2m, [[rule 30|all are male]]. Transsexual men will often use a [[fail|voice changer]] in order to fool people into thinking they're a female, however this is all usually debunked quickly as soon as they start talking about how much they love [[Masturbation|masturbating]] in the shower with their [[bad Dragon|didlos]], as real females would never say such things because women are all [[Girl on the Internet Syndrome|pure and innocent]]. "If I can't be a female IRL, i'll be one on SL!" is often what drives these [[fags|Guys IRL]] to play females, however what they fail to realize is that they still act like men even if they think "I'm a girl inside [[roflcopter|ruhruhruh]]" and often still portray typical male stereotypes online, such as being [[White Knights]] or [[Internet Tough Guys]].

What Girls Think About Guy IRLs

Givin it Away

[[lie|Guys who play girls]] are often [[stupid]] enough to give away their gender when [[fail|not even trying to]]. There have been [[WoW]] studies of a similar nature, but the recipe still applies to SL. Guys playing girls will often be much more [[autism|active]] in avatar movement such as jumping. Guy IRLs will also almost always have an [[shit|ugly mismatched outfit]] due to the fact [[heterosexual|men can't color match]] even though all it takes is one quick [[google]] search to know how. If someone makes ANY [[13-year-old_boy|sexual comment]] whatsoever, it's a [[truth|Guy IRL]]. Look for specific phrases that [[dicks|praise themselves]], rather than [[bitch|insult others]]. A Guy IRL will stroke his own ego as much as possible, probably due to the fact he's too [[fag|homophobic]] to stare at a male's ass for 20 hours a week, afraid it will [[gay|turn him gay]] (which it will).

An automatic giveaway is an [[MLP]] reference, either in the name or avatar (CHECK THE PICKS!). There are no female MLP fans, therefore you have detected a Guy IRL. Also, if the avatar is wearing anything resembling a video game, such as armor, weapons, or anything resembling [[Halo]], it's a Guy IRL. More automatic giveaways are the inclusion of an F-List (LOL!) in their picks or profile. While in their profile, look to see if they are partnered to another female character (often indication that you're looking at a Guy IRL) as there's no such thing as an actual [[lesbian]].

In a strip club if a [[lie|girl avatar]] is tipping other dancers, it's a Guy IRL. [[yuri|Women hate other women]] and would never give any of their possessions away, especially [[jew|money]]. A Guy IRL will often try to fool other males online by placing their avatars on a stripper pole and make lots of comments about "how honry i am~ ;)" and use lots of tildes and smiley emotes. This is to [[bait]] in a potential sucker to give them tips for their slut display, in which the Guy IRL will just transfer over to his male avatar (main) account and put his female alt back on the pole the next day.

IT'S A TRAP!

Guys who play girls are some of the [[douchebags|shittiest people online]]. While some claim to do it for the [[lulz]], most do it because they [[basement-dweller|literally have nothing else to do]]. Instead of reading a book, or learning about the [[evolution]] of fish on the history channel, they are online playing a girl [[dickgirl|trying to trick boys]]. Sometimes Guy IRLs try to trick girls too, in hopes of forming a lesbian relationship. The logic behind this is that a lot of female players will often grow tired of men and their [[ego|perverse]] ways of talking to them, and instead lean towards women due to their non perverse ways (even though they are all still perverted as fucking shit). A Guy IRL will be hoping to cash in on this opportunity by agreeing with them how much they HATE MEN and when they finally get down to have hawt pixelated sex will always be the dom.

BEWARE OF [[trap|SHEMALES]]!!! On [[SecondLife]], for SOME REASON girls like to add [[dicks|DICKS]] to their female avatars. The reason why is mostly due to [[penis envy]], but this may make it difficult to spot a Guy IRL. There is one clear indication when telling apart a Guy IRL from a female player. A Guy IRL will ALWAYS make their dick FUCKING HUGE, while female players may make their dicks of average or smaller size. Females will almost always NEVER make their dicks part of their normal avatar though, and almost always serve as a form of humor to themselves, where's Guy IRLs will constantly flail their bulge in your face, trying to [[fail|impress]].

The "Lesbian" Couple

[[nobody|Guys playing girls]] will often partake in a [[gay|same sex relationship]] with a (usually [[straight|pansexual]]) female. The irony behind their gender insecurity is that they will always be completely fucking obvious about the fact they're a [[orly|Guy IRL]]. Several things can give away their true gender such as user name. If a girl has a stupid fucking username with numbers, it's probably a Guy IRL. Guy IRLs will often make their female avatar taller than their lesbian lover, so he can still be "[[pussy|the man]]" while being able to look at his avatar's sweet [[faggot|female]] ass all day.

There will also be noticeable behavioral differences between a Guy IRL and their female offset. The actual female will always be more [[Attention Whore|social and outgoing]], while the Guy IRL is always a [[brony|silent, bruting loner]], who doesn't want to engage in social normality because he's too busy "scripting" or scamming someone in IMs for free Lindens, the former of which proves he's a Guy IRL because [[truth|females can't script]]. Also, Guy IRLs in a lesbian relationship will always HATE GUYS because any sign of confidence or self [[ego|comfort-ability]] will summon [[rage|RAGE]] from the Guy IRL, and he will become an [[Internet Tough Guy]], making accusations about you HITTING ON HIS GIRL!!!!!!!!11 (because you were ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ).

incest couple.]]

The "Incest" Couple

An "[[incest]] couple" almost ALWAYS has at least one Guy IRL involved. There is no way in a million years that two females would band together in a relationship and explore their incestuous fetishes together, besides everyone knows [[truth|Incest is a male only fetish]]. Expect to see carbon copies of the avatars, often twincest with similar names. If they are both female, the same identifying process can be applied, as insulting both of them will often result in the Guy IRL revealing himself while being a protective [[Internet Tough Guy]]. What's even better is if they turn out to BOTH be guys, thinking the other was a girl the whole time, but then realizing they've fooled each other into becoming gay and now have no choice.

If the avatars aren't [[fake|carbon copies]] of one another, there are several things that can give away the Guy IRL. If the characters are brother and sister, the Guy IRL will almost ALWAYS be playing the male character. Same goes with Father/daughter or Mother/son in some rare cases. That being said if the incest couple has characters of the [[yuri|same gender]] (most often female) the Guy IRL is almost always the dominating mother/older sister as females irl never domme. If the incest couple happens to be father/son (LOL) then both players are definitely Guy IRLs. Despite popular belief, [[yaoi|females do not create male alts to sleep with other males]], which is ironic due to how much they apparently find [[Yaoi]] HAWT but not gay porn, [[ironic|go figure]].

How to troll a Guy IRL

One of the best things about identifying a Guy IRL is calling him out on his bullshit. For obvious reasons, Guy IRLs HATE being [[owned|discovered]], as it ruins their scam, thus losing their customers and needing to make a new alt (which costs more money). After identifying a Guy IRL it's crucial that you let him and everybody around know they're a Guy IRL. Don't IM him privately and accuse him there, instead SHOUT it in all capitals while standing right in front of his avatar. The Guy IRL will most likely begin to [[panic]], and try to debunk your theory. You'll find more often than not, the Guy IRL will get out an [[Internet tough guy|avatar weapon]] such as a gun or a sword and repeatedly try to attack your avatar to prove his [[manliness]] (which even further debunks his female credibility anyway). This can be remedied by hitting ctrl alt P which enables movelock.

[2015/07/02 09:15] Rena (sonya55): Hi,please help.Not enough one thing,could you lend me 50 L$?
I will definitely return.I am sorry that i ask
Just really need

[2015/07/02 09:15] You: guy irl

]]It's also imperative that not only do you publicly reveal a Guy IRL right out, but also make several comments on the statistics of Guy IRLs, such as [[Shit nobody cares about|why they play female avatars]], which REALLY irritates them for some reason, even though it's cold hard [[fact]]. It's important that you don't directly insult the Guy IRL because he's going to get emotionally [[unstable]] anyway (after all he is a male playing as a female online). It's much more lulzy to state the truth and have the Guy IRL get PISSED OFF at you for being an ASSHOLE rather than flat out insult him. However, if [[yes|you DO want to insult him]], you should almost always comment on how shitty they threw together their outfit, as a real female would have made a much more convincing garb. Notice how the hair on his avatar doesn't quite line up and comment on that. Ask him how many men he's fooled tonight with his scam, which they'll either admit to or DENY WITH FUCKING ANGER, any of the two still proving that they're a guy.

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In the LULZIEST of cases, a Guy IRL may get on microphone and reveal his deep black guy voice, throwing insults and fucks left and right. As most Guy IRLs defend their virtual [[vaginas]] by becoming an [[Internet Tough Guy]], you should almost always say you're willing to [[halo|fight]] IRL and repeatedly ask for their address. If you accuse someone of being a Guy IRL, and they get on mic only to reveal a female voice don't worry, it's just a [[lie|voice changer]], and they're still a Guy IRL.

Guy IRLs are almost ALWAYS [[lie|straight]] [[truth|homophobic]] males, so making homosexual remarks towards their male parts IRL always ensures [[lulz]]. Guy IRLs may try to play along in order to prevent more trolling. Tell them that making a female avatar to have sex with men isn't going to make them straight, and that they might as well accept their homosexuality, and then kill themselves to burn in hell.

Notable Examples of Guy IRLs

Many Second Life Users have been outted as Guy IRLs either by other users, or by themselves (dumbasses), but none other than SuzukaYoumu. This particular Guy IRL is one of the sorriest, emoest, faggiest Guy IRLs ever, and warrants a special place on this article just for him. So what makes this particular douchebag special (other than he's an autistic, basement-dwelling brony) is how much he blatantly defines the very stereotype of a Guy IRL.

*His avatar looks like shit. A fucking generic kemono with FULL BRIGHT HAIR, Green Eyes that don't match the cyan fur at all, and an ALL black outfit to show how "creative" and "deep" he is. Prior to the screenshot, was seen in rainbow armwarmers and legwarmers but was trolled out of wearing them (lol). Also, nice [[tits|big tits]], jerkoff.
*Often idles on tip jars to try and trick unsuspecting males into giving him linden dollars. Despite being called out for being a Guy IRL, he simply moves to another stripper pole AS IF THAT'S GONNA FOOL US.
*Doesn't use a voice changer (dumbass) when getting on microphone to prove how TOUGH he is against offending trolls, often swearing every three words and talking about how he's gonna kick their ass IRL, but won't give out his home address because he's actually too scared to fight IRL.
*Is a brony with a FULL MLP avatar WITH A FUCKING PENIS probably for gay pony sex with other bronies
*Is also a fail troll. Tries to "troll back" when trolled by wearing a [[ugly|typical]] troll avatar and playing gestures to which he thinks is GETTING US BACK, BRO. UR MOVE.
*Has anger issues like a 13 year old girl, often jumping from blissfully ignorant to FUCKING MAN RAGE DUDE. Threatening anyone who outs him for being a Guy IRL, and using as many swearwords as possible to show he means SERIOUS BUSINESS.
*He's a gamer (obvious reasons)
*Is a FURRY, and likes going to places called "YIFF HANGOUT" <- LOL WHAT?!?!?!?!
*Pent up sexual frustration - NO girl is so sexually pent up by just a line of text, unless you're a personified whore. A Guy IRL will want to fuck about anything even if you're giving them a hug. Because they assume by pretending to be a girl, they must all want sexual desires every goddamn minute. Possibly the easiest way to tell a Guy IRL from an actual female, considering they're bored horny motherfuckers with no dignity for themselves.
*Is into Incest/Poly - Again, Guy IRLs will fuck anyone and anything - even their IRL sister if they're alone in the house if they could. Also, the more people tagged along for the ride - the more for an orgy!

SuzukaYoumu apparently has a "best friend" whose Kari BlackStar (murderdolla) who is also a Guy IRL, but Suzuka doesn't know this, and is constantly attempting to form a lesbian couple with him. He apparently has another friend called "Meta" as seen in his Picks -

Nice English there, [[50 shades of grey|E L James]]. To top it all off, Suzuka likes listening to FUCKING PANIC AT THE DISCO and leaves a YouTube link to their song "This Is Gospel" in his 1st life profile, most likely because he actually has no 1st life. Other usernames he's used are KimberCuddles, Tomoyo Sakagami 坂上 智代, ƼƲƵƯЌɅ, Kyou Fujibayashi, SpiderWoman07, Shiely, Soulless, Lady Nmphy, Saizo, Æclipse, GamezOrFun, and ÐramaQueen. LOL at the last one, but all goes to prove what a fucking faggot he is. Holy shit, what a [[fag]].

While SuzukaYoumu is the prime definitive example of a Guy IRL, there are of course zillions of others. If we listed them all, this page would be as long as a youtube flame war, so we'll only include the most interesting of scam artists.

Volcano (volcanokaiser) also earns a honorable mention due to how fucking bizarre he is. In addition to being a Guy IRL, he is also a [[pokemon|Pokefag]], and an IRL CROSSDRESSER! What's even better is his fetish. What is it you may ask? Perhaps incest, bestiality, or lolicon? Nope. This whale's fetish is TURNING PEOPLE TO STONE. Any female who he's come in contact with has been hit on him and been offered to be "turned to stone" as "they would make a sexy statue." WTF?????? He even has an entire gallery of "statues" on his http://volcanoelement.deviantart.com/gallery/53810177/Cement" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">deviantart. He also has a http://volcano-kaiser.tumblr.com/post/51090819771/silenthilllz-volcano-kaiser-evil-minccino" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">tumblur, which he follows other furry tumblrs (lol).

about turning you into a statue
[2015/01/27 18:02] You: Omfg....no...
[2015/01/27 18:02] Volcano (volcanokaiser): -turns you into a stone- >3
[2015/01/27 18:02] Volcano (volcanokaiser): be stone >3
[2015/01/27 18:03] You: Stop.
[2015/01/27 18:05] Volcano (volcanokaiser): You're so cute as a stone ,3
[2015/01/27 18:05] Volcano (volcanokaiser): <3
[2015/01/27 18:08] Volcano (volcanokaiser): -knocks on your stone head- :3
[2015/01/27 18:09] You: Please, don't.
[2015/01/27 18:10] Volcano (volcanokaiser): -turns you into a mobile stone- now you can talk and move ^^

Volcano's SL profile reads "Male. Pansexual, mostly like dating furry boys. Sometime form into a girl" meaning he's a faggot. He also has a link to his https://www.f-list.net/c/volcano/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">F-List in which he admits to being into "small cocks," "hot dogging," and "younger partners," fat fuck. To top it all off his first life profile reads "My gender in real life is male." LIKE NO SHIT SHERLOCK.

*Ocean (plunders) - ''Notorious Guy IRL who doesn't EVER make new accounts, but still somehow keeps his scam going. Willing to sleep with you FOR THE RIGHT PRICE. Ocean is a pretty cool guy, eh plays girls online and doesn't afraid of anything.
*bakapantsu - ''Someone who has an alt for every day of the week. Plays lolis and idles on tip jars for maximum money collectage. Says he does it for the lulz and often talks to himself using his alts (lol).
*ⒹⒺⓈⒽⓄ (Deshon.Melody) - ''IRL Black Guy who is an Internet Tough Guy, but claims he only dresses like a girl because he likes looking at girls more than boys (probably a closet homo). Owner of Anime Addict and therefore a complete douche. Thinks he has friends but all the females that give him attention just do it to get free stuff from his shop and rez rights on his land.
*Shizuné (cithan) - Guy IRL in a lesbian relationship with another Guy IRL but only Shizunna has admitted to being a Guy IRL. Plays a herm (basically male with tits) and refers to herself as "her" while still being 99.99% male. Her GF(Guy IRL) fucks dogs IRL.
*Silverheart Sable (sable.hancroft) - This Guy IRL tricks males all the time with sex RP but FOR FREE, WTF? Could be a girl, but is so horny there's no way she isn't a Guy IRL. He will do any RP ever, and loves incest with daughters (also played by Guy IRLs).
*Imogen (tiedup764) - A stupid dick who proves his manliness by banning anyone from the sim he mods at for playing gestures, or outing other Guy IRLs playing girls.
* кαтнεяιηε нιтσмι sωεεтωαтεя (himechan572) - ''A Guy IRL who fits all the stereotypes and overkills it by adding a link to his F-List in his profile (IDIOT!) Hates all men, but writes off his social abnormalities by saying he's busy scripting (aka replacing sounds/texts in other scripts).
*SusieKyuu (susiiiiecue) - ''Another Guy IRL whose a FUCKING TOUGH GUY BRO. He will fuck you up if you hit on his girlfriend, but deep down he's a sensitive emo furfag fuck. Likes horsedicks and bad dragon cum lube. Has a super hot GF even though their relationship is in the shitter, LOL. Is also in an incest relationship with her "little sister" further proving he's a Guy IRL.
*MeowDammit Resident - ''While still a Guy IRL, doesn't pretend to be a woman, however wears the faggiest of all femboy avatars and yet is still STRAIGHT?! Has all the same behavioral patterns as a typical Guy IRL despite the lack of a vagina and tits on the avatar.
*genkouhande - bakapantsu's alt
*Rei⑨ (reiayaiii) - ''A Guy IRL who plays a female avatar but mostly trolls and plays gestures.
*Fullbright Sama (projectnumberzero) - ''Guy IRL who will use his AVATAR FIGHTING SKILLS to teach you a lesson. Definitely a guy because there are [[No girls on the Internet]]
*Funloosi - furfag
*MelonBunny - ''Prime example of "brb scripting" and the "Internet Tough Guy" Guy IRL. Often hides under loli avatars but isn't afraid to prove to you HE'S A MAN by firing fireballs at your avatar because that'll fucking show you. Anyway, probably likes dicks and uses a voice changer to deepen that nerdy brony voice he most likely has.
*Roxxe Marie Ravenmane (merryanne1231) - Guy IRL in a gay relationship with another Guy IRL but only has admitted to being a Guy IRL. Plays a herm (basically male with tits, sounds like Sora) and refers to herself as "her" while still being 99.99% male. Shizune's new account.
*Aly Gator (alygatorinator) - A Guy IRL who claims he was "born in a girl body" and is undergoing surgery to become a male physically. Despite the lack of parts, is still a Guy IRL and acts exactly like one, has a high anime girl sounding voice and is annoying as fuck.
*Ƈl郃у ß ƒlαɱɛѕ (xxcliffyxx) - Guy IRL in cahoots with certain named individuals on the section below. Is quickly dating up someone in the hopes of covering up the fact that he enjoys flipping to female avis now and then.
*xxSaku Resident - Guy IRL who pretends to be a loli. Often pedobaits males to trick them into having sex with their underage avatar, and then report them to Linden Labs for ageplay, to which she is off the hook for because "she's a girl LOL" Also a known white knight of the attention whoring streamer and notorious [[pedophile]] [[Manlytears|Britbong]].
*Blood (marcusblood.lorefield) - A Guy IRL who will wear females to have sex with males, but also has dickgirl versions of her same avatar in case he wants to bang chicks. Apparently married irl lol, old fuck.
*мιno (minoxi) - ''Is definitely a male since he "dated" Demonix saying they were gonna be together forever, but she ended up just using him for money like a typical SL whore. Also they would roleplay as an incest couple lol, even further proof he's a guy irl. His picks list several male only hobbies including video games - of which he names more than 3 and none of which are nintendo or phone apps, thus cementing the truth he is a male.
*ღڰڿMilkeewayڿڰღ ۣ (mizaki.steampunk) - One of the owners of CG Club (Which stands for cock guzzlers) an anime club dedicated to beta males dressing up as females and lezzing out with other Guy IRLs. Milkee is known for having the ugliest of all anime avatars due to his inability to edit the simplest of avatars. He is so sensitive that he will ban you on the spot for merely pushing his avatar. Basically guilt trips all CG Club users into donating linden so that CG Club can stay open mostly because no one goes there to actually donate anyway.
*Jack Skellington (ventisan) - Jack is internet proof of actual imbreeding. He's so retarded that if you agree with him on anything he still thinks you're trying to pick a fight with him and will TAKE YOU ON BRO ONE ON ONE to prove his manliness. Also an owner at CG Club and a member of the retard club. Also, it's pretty certain that Jack is one of Milkee's alts.
*ღڰڿDollSizedCoffinڿڰღ ۣ (dollsizedcoffin) - Another alt of Milkee and therefore an owner of CG Club. At one point Milkee accidently got on voice and revealed she was a Guy IRL on this alt, and then banned every user from CG Club to conceal the fact that he's a Guy IRL, and made other alts in order to further hide the fact he's a male. This leads me to believe that Doll must have been Milkee's original account.
*αмαяαi cнiє αiyυki (nightfury.draconia) - A guy IRL whose so obviously a guy for decking out his female avatar with armor and weapons, also gets on mic to shit talk trolls because he's a fuckin BADASS. And he WILL kick your ass over SL and ban you from his sim because he's a tough internet motherfucker. He's also overly sensitive and a total fucking beta, will most likely die a virgin unless he ever succeeds in raping his sister in her sleep.
*Tɧε Oŋε Aŋđ Oŋℓγ Aŋŋąɓεℓℓε (wehavetosavemarf) - One might think Annabelle was a girl irl had it not been for her profile which just blatantly gives it all away. His scam falls apart with the first mention of being a fan of lolicon, which no girl is into, thus proving he's a male. His first life profile claims he was a girl since he was 10 and is "vagina verified" but as stated above, despite sexual organs, a guy irl is a guy irl. The mind of a man cannot be surgically whisked away. Typical white male pedophile lolicon deviant and one who pretends he's a girl on the internet and even in real life, taking it a step further than most Guy IRLs.
*Blue Gale (hillbilly.mcwinnie) - Furry faggot who makes his "female" avatars super tall and very masculine looking (but still with tits). Also is always covered in loads of armor, not even trying to hide their Guy IRL status. Also SL profile claims himself to be a faggot. We here on ED agree.
*Ciara Kubo (daruius.kubo) - Purple leopard furfag Guy IRL desperate for attention, by going about butting into people's relationships to steal online virginity at any cost. Says in profile he's interested in women and declares himself 100% Lesbian. What a fucking joke.
*..::Ⓢo尺A::.. (sora4026) - Furfag hermaphrodite who portrays his avi as having giant tits and dicks because he's too indecisive in what he wants to be on SL. Whores self about whenever the mood hits and is into cum bathing as well as hypervore.
*丂Δ爪HΔIΠ R. 爪ΩRTI丂 (samhaintailbot187) - Polyamorous copybotting furfag who sluts around in giant-tit avis. Says on profile he hates drama and bullshit rumors, yet likes to defend himself when confronted about being a Guy IRL.

Notable Examples of Males who have been scammed by Guy IRLs

.]]There have been [[over 9000|NUMEROUS]] examples of males online who have fallen for Guy IRLs, the most notable being [[faggots]] who got 0wned on [[To catch a predator]]. The horrible tragedy behind males who fall victim to the scam of Guy IRLs is that they are then gay from that point on. That's right! Being gay is not a [[feminism|choice]]! By falling for a pretty good Guy IRL [[scam]], such as [[cyber|cyber sex RP]] in exchange for [[jew|linden dollars]], the [[you|scammed individual]] just had sex with a [[them|Guy IRL]] and is gay now. Even if the cybersex was between a man (scamee) and a woman (scammer/Guy IRL) avatar, and appears [[lie|straight]], [[truth|it's gay]]. What Guy IRLs seem to fail to notice is that they TOO are [[irony|gay now]], because they had sex with a man. Making a female avatar to have sex with a man doesn't excuse the fact that you're still having sex with a man, which makes you [[gay]]. While many on Second Life have fallen for scams, there are those in particular who REPEATEDLY fall for the same scams over and over (LOL), and should be noteworthy of being a total fucking [[retard]]. Also note that all men below are GAY now.
*Flexay - ''This guy is the prime definition of a gay male who gets scammed on a regular basis by Guy IRLs. This stupid dumbfuck constantly hits on EVERY female avatar he sees, which for the most part are all Guy IRLs, making him gay. Often SUPER EMOTIONAL when you call him out on getting scammed by Guy IRLs, but is just refusing to accept his newly acquired homosexuality.
*Ex1st3d (theexistedhim) - ''Stupid fucking male that hits on every fucking female he sees, and often falls for Guy IRL scams, making him gay. He also claims to be youtube.com/videogames but he's not. No matter what he says, he's not.
*ŞŦŘØŇǤ Jєssiє (jessie032.vyper) - ''One of bakapantsu's reoccurring victims, this dumb fuck continuously donates his linden dollars to avatars on tip jars he THINKS is female. Despite others telling him countless times he's donating to actual male IRLs, he continue to do it. He also looks like a total fucking weaboo piece of shit and does nothing positive for the world.
*Corn (cornyflowerz) - ''One of the WORST people ever to exist, this fucking stupid smelly dumbass piece of shit is fucking gay, and sucks cocks. He is banned from a list of sims that would make a sexual predator registry look miniscule for being a failtroll and bumping into people. He also sounds like [[sanic]] for no reason, and makes gestures of himself because he's a self indulgent, egotistical dumbfuck. He's also a [[shotacon]] and claims he is because "his gurlfrend likes shotas huhuhuh" which is bullshit due to the fact that [[truth|No women are pedophiles]] and there are [[no girls on the internet]].
*pennybunny - ''an internet shittalker that things he's fucking cool, but IRL is actually a 40 year old man who never married, had kids, and dwells in his parents basement trying to date girls online. Often goes to [[animu]] sims and falls for Guy IRLs, lol.
*Hamster (hamsterparty) - ''Hamster for whatever reason SEEKS out Guy IRLs to have his way with. It's as if it's his fetish or some shit, which still makes him gay regardless. He is a troll and buttbuddy of cornyflowerz. Rumor has it they both suck [[attention whore|Puppy]]'s virtual cock for free stuff.
*弁当箱 (tacticallunchbox) - ''Prime example of INTERNET TOUGH GUY. Also hits on every person he sees and constantly swears to hide what a fuckin pussy he is. IRL is a nerdy sickly white male who wears briefs, and has admitted to FUCKING HIS DOG ON WEBCAM. Most likely a closet homo, but since he falls for Guy IRLs all the time, he most definitely is one.
*Dark Agna (xxanvilxx) - In addition to having the gayest emo name on Second Life, is a [[shemale|straight femboy]] beta male, who refuses to accept his rank on the food chain and often becomes an internet tough guy when an alpha male arrives, in order to prove his manliness. Due to his beta male nature will often take whatever leftovers the alphas leave behind and is willing to settle for the most unconvincing of Guy IRLs, including bakapantsu and genkouhande (who is just bakapantsu on an alt) making him a thirsty, typically willing internet [[faggot]]. When asked one likeable aspect of his person by bystanding witness, they wen't brb and never returned.
*oKurisuo - Prime example of a beta male, wearing all black and often trying to orchestrate a harem of bitches. He usually goes for the weakest, most vulnerable of bitches since he isn't man enough to tackle the real prey, but often falls for Guy IRLs in his desperation for e-pussy.
*Madison (madsava) - Mastodon here is a pretty cool guy, and is actually kinda fun to be around. It's too bad he's now a homosexual for falling for a Guy IRL scam by his partner Dollhips, who is most definitely a man. Unfortunately for Madeline as he now goes by, all his hetero street cred is now gone.
*ßαsτ (bastyan.guardian) - Complete carbon copy of oKurisuo. A beta male who wears all black and looks emo to try and score 13 year old weak minded females. He's a total bitch. Nothing good about him.
*Soulicyde Resident: ED User: Nycifix: Gorephobe furfag with no life ahead of himself. Dwells in a basement all day, wishing for some yiff. So desperately finds it with Guy IRLs.
*Wolfy Tamesis (wolfman579) - Regularly engages yiff with notable Guy IRLs, such as Sora who is mentioned in above section. Digs the idea of pregnant herms and gets off on hypertits and hyperass, the perfect ideal qualities that are normally found with avatars disguised as Guy IRL.

Girl IRLs

While it breaks [[Rule 30]] of the internet, some girls do venture onto Second Life, but they are always [[fat]], [[ugly]] [[bitches]], or have kids. Sometimes these females can be hard to identify, but as mentioned above they will often be left over from identifying Guy IRLs. Females tend to not move or jump as much as males, and are often whining fucking tattle tales. That's right, if you [[troll|harass]] one, they WILL tell an admin on you and get you [[banned|BANNED]] from the sim. Girl IRLs, regardless of how much is seems can be trusted, cannot, and will always post your [[cyber|SEX LOGS]] from IM history in a notecard and [[bitch|send it to EVERYBODY]]. Girl IRLs will sometimes be in a lesbian couple with Guy IRLs, and will go out of their way to defend their "girlfriend's" freedom of gender, like it [[Shit nobody cares about|fucking matters]].

GIRL IRLs DON'T WANT YOUR MALE ATTENTION!!!, so be sure to give as much of it as possible, but beware of [[White Knights]]!

Girl IRLs unlike Guy IRLs aren't interested in scamming the opposite gender. As a matter of fact, Girl IRLs hide as "non female avatars" to avoid male attention, despite not getting anyway because they're disgusting IRL. Spotting a Girl IRL is pretty easy. It all comes down to spotting an avatar that isn't a troll avatar, or an avatar that isn't made to be sexually attractive. Girl IRLs will often wear avatars that conceal gender, rather than exploit it, and many will claim they are "genderfluid" or "asexual" when they clearly still want it, but just have given up trying.

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[21:43] Hell Reactor (hellreactor): no
[21:43] Hell Reactor (hellreactor): im a transgender
[21:43] Hell Reactor (hellreactor): ;)
[21:43] Hell Reactor (hellreactor): are you into that
[21:45] Hell Reactor (hellreactor): /I slowly pull my 11 inch long, 5 inch wide penis out of my boxers and slowly shove it in your entrance
[21:45] Hell Reactor (hellreactor): also
[21:45] Hell Reactor (hellreactor): stop sending them what i said
[21:46] Hell Reactor (hellreactor): /I inject buttox into my urethra, my dick grows bigger to satisfy your selfish needs
[21:46] Hell Reactor (hellreactor): You bitch
[21:46] Hell Reactor (hellreactor): /I mutter
[21:47] Hell Reactor (hellreactor): Moan my name for me
[21:47] Hell Reactor (hellreactor): And I will fuck you hard
[21:47] Hell Reactor (hellreactor): Don't moan my name
[21:47] Hell Reactor (hellreactor): I will put a chastity belt on you and force you to beg for orgasm
[21:48] Hell Reactor (hellreactor): /I lean down forward and slide my tongue around the head of your cock, my tongue pressing a bit harder everytime it meets your frenulum
[21:48] Hell Reactor (hellreactor): /I moan in pleasure as my hand explores my own cock
[21:51] Hell Reactor (hellreactor): Ah
[21:52] Hell Reactor (hellreactor): I'm going to cum real life soon
[21:52] You: girl irl

Notable Examples of Girl IRLs

*Hora Sho(annieleonhartd) - ''Girl IRL who hides behind "creepypasta avatars" in order to disguise her vagina from horny online males. As she is actually a Girl IRL it is important to give her the attention she does not want, and if she refuses, call her out on her obesity.
*Sushi (sushiimonster) - ''While sometimes has a female avatar, Sushi will often play males in order to hide her gender. She often claims she is gender neutral but all this means is that she needs to be [[cockslap|cockslapped]] and set straight. Solution is to harass sexually as much as possible until she cuts the BS.
*Virus.dat (virusllllllllldat) - ''Virus is a Girl IRL who hides behind various alien or mecha looking avatars, which would normally be a sign of Guy IRL but they aren't put on a female avatar. Virus is actually quite girly when you start treating her like a bitch, so be sure to shove your cock in her mouth repeatedly.
*Sugar Pup (suneedpaws) - ''This stupid bitch is one of the dumbest fucking idiots ever, and despite being underage has successfully pedobaited apparently over 40 people irl into having underage sex with her. On Second Life she poses as a BRONY of all things, yet still goes on mic to reveal her "totally kawaii" voice (which is even worse than xxSaku's).
*ღSenpaiღ (gothicerza) - ''A bitch who constantly hides behind gundam or other boy-anime avatars. Claims to be a fan of Dragon Ball Z which is false, since she's female. Her life is run by her BF, whose a total insecure dick whose afraid someone will steal his girlfriend away (like all males), and she also bans anyone from YIFF simply if her BF (who isn't an admin) doesn't like them.

See Also

*[[Second Life]]
*[[Internet Tough Guy]]
*[[Rule 30]]
*[[Attention Whore]]

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