In Soviet Russia...

:... articles read YOU!!

ever give up?!]]

!]]

can't enjoy [[Krystal|YOU]]!]]

!!]]

The Russian reversal is a form of [[hilarious]] [[shit]] [[joke]] that you can expect from any sentence starting with the phrase "In Soviet [[Russia]]..." These jokes are always a lame reverse of something considered normal and end in "[[you|YOU]]!!".
These jokes were made popular when [[Family Guy]] creator Seth MacFarlane famously couldn't come up with a good enough joke related to [[1980s]] pop culture and had to make a crap reference to crap Soviet refugee comedian Yakov Smirnoff, who is the biggest drawing act in Branson, Missouri.

Early Soviet Humor

Jokes and [[humor]] in the early USSR was original and completely unique to the honorable experiences of the proletariat. Although, there were some fascist traitors who disrespected the motherland and disregarded their loyalty to the RSFSR. They made fun of Communist slogans, such as the one honoring Comrade Lenin: "Lenin has died, but his cause lives on!", to which the fascists said "I would prefer it the other way round." They also made fun of important state agencies such as the [[KGB]] and NKVD. They were quickly dealt with by the Red Guards.

Original

The original jokes were all [[1984|Orwellian]], so they actually made sense as jokes:

*"In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, party can always find you!"
*"In America, you listen to man on radio. In Soviet Russia, man on radio listen to you!"
*"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"

Top-notch stuff, [[amirite]]?

The later variations by permanoobs on the internets are all unfunny reversals of every [[crap|garbage sentence]].

Examples

* Classic: In Soviet Russia, TV watches YOU!!
* [[TL;DR]]: In Soviet Russia, [[furry]] points and laughs at the [[idiot]]ic [[sick fuck]]ery that is enjoyed [[IRL]] by YOU!!
* [[Unfunny]] [[nerd]]: In Soviet Russia, [[mathematics|function]] calculate [[shit nobody cares about|derivative]] of YOU!!
* [[GNAA]]: In Soviet Russia, [[JEWS DID WTC|WTC DID JEWS]]!!
* [[language|Other language]]: In Soviet Russia, 禽流感得到 YOU!!
* [[An Hero]]: In Soviet Russia, [[Mitchell Henderson|iPod steal YOU!!]]
* [[Runescape]]: In Soviet Runescape, [[noob]] gives money to YOU!!
* [[Rap|Shitty Music]]: In Soviet Russia, [[Soulja Boy]] crank YOOOOUUUUU!
* [[Verbose]]: In the Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic, a declarative statement or action which one would find archetypal is often redirected so that the protagonist of said statement or action is instead the target of the aforementioned statement or action.
* [[Touhou]]: In Soviet Gensokyo, bullets dodge YOU!!

Others

*In Soviet Russia, Olympics torch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8TN_yTRHXk" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">lights you up!
*In Soviet Russia, http://techcrunch.com/2014/02/07/russia-bans-bitcoin/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Bitcoin mines you!
*In Soviet Russia, cock beats [[faggot|YOU]]!!!
*In Soviet Russia, car steals Nigger
*In [[Canadia]], [[milk bags|Milk comes in bags]]. In Soviet Russia, Bugs cum in Milk!
*In Soviet Russia, [[Beaners|immigrants]] deport YOU!
*In Soviet Russia, [[fleshlight]] [[accidentally]] YOU!
*In Soviet Russia, [[Mudkipz]] liek YOU!!
*In Soviet Russia, [[Arnold Schwarzenegger|choppa]] get in YOU!!
*In Soviet Russia, [[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|lazer charges YOU!]]
*In Soviet Russia, lion gets in -- [[JESUS_CHRIST_IT'S_A_LION_GET_IN_THE_CAR!|JESUS CHRIST IT'S A CAR GET IN THE LION]]!!!
*In Soviet Russia, cock sucks [[Fallout Boy]]! (Note that even though it doesn't end with [[YOU]]!!, it still gives the [[ghey]] old feeling.)
*In Soviet Russia, [[For_the_lulz|lulz did it for YOU]]!
*In Soviet Russia, 1) [[Profit|Profit!]] 2) [[????]] 3) YOU!!
*In Soviet Russia, [[Lolcats|cheezburger can haz]] YOU!
*In Soviet Russia, [[that fucking cat]] see YOU!
*In Soviet Russia, [[music]] listens to YOU!
*In Soviet Russia, [[music]] downloads [[YOU]]!
*In Soviet Russia, [[baby fuck]]s YOU!
*In Soviet Russia, [[Your Mom|Mother fuck YOU!]]
*In Soviet Russia, That [[Secks|tap]] YOU!
*In Soviet Russia, [[NO U|U NO!]]
*In Soviet Russia, YOU spy over [[Israel|Mossad agents]]!
*In Soviet Russia, pet feed YOU!
*In Soviet Russia, [[Cockmongler|Cock mongles]] YOU!
*In Soviet Russia, [[IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND|9,000 over YOU!]]
*In Soviet Russia, [[SF2|Hadouken fire YOU!]]
*In Soviet Russia, [[zoomjap|card crushes]] YOU!
*In Soviet Russia, condom breaks YOU!!
*In Soviet Russia, Urinal [[pee]]s on YOU!!!
*In Soviet Russia, pages moves [[Grawp]]
*In Soviet Russia, Candlejack
*In Soviet Russia, [[Fonzie|Shark jump]] YOU!
*In Soviet Russia, [[Where's Waldo?|Waldo]] finds YOU!
*In Soviet Russia, horse rides YOU!
*In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watches YOU!
*In Soviet Russia, dick sucks YOU!
*In Soviet Russia, [[Portal|Portals think with YOU!]]
*In Soviet Russia, babies eat YOU!
*In Soviet Russia, [[Shave the baby|baby shaves YOU!]]
*In Soviet Russia, [[Black Jesus|government]] has a say in [[Your Mom|YOU]]! (No, [[O RLY|RLY]].)
*In Soviet Russia, Jews kill YOU!
*In Soviet Russia, goddamn door closes YOU!
*In Soviet Russia, [[tits|boobs]] [[fap]] to [[YOU]]!
*In Soviet Russia, [[300|Hell dines in YOU!]]
*In Soviet Russia, [[Jenkem]] huffs YOU!
*In Soviet Russia, [[Man The Harpoons|Harpoons man ]]
*In Soviet Russia, [[I GOT NORTON!|Norton got 'YOU!!]]
*In Soviet Russia, [[IM PRESSIN CHARGES|Solja Boy cranks dat YOOOOOOOOUUUU!! ]]
*In Soviet Russia, [[The Game]] loses....Wait, no.
*In Soviet Russia, [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT| ENGLISH SPEAKS YOU, MOTHER FUCKER!!!]]
*In Soviet Russia, [[shoop da whoop|MAH LAZOR]] fires YOU!
*In Soviet Russia, [[Pool's Closed|Pool closes YOU!]]
*In Soviet Russia, [[Modern Warfare 2|Airport kills YOU!]]
*In Soviet Russia, /[[b]]/ is the cancer killing YOU!
*In Soviet Russia, Cart pushes YOU!
*In Soviet Russia, [[Bike]] Steals NIGGA!
*In Soviet Russia, [[Pedo]]s catch [[Chris Hansen]]!
*In Soviet Russia, [[Toilet]] shits in [[YOU]]!
*In Soviet Russia, [[Vagina|Pussy]] eats [[YOU]]!
*In Soviet Russia, Little girl finds [[Pedobear]]!
*In Soviet Russia, Little boy molests [[YOU]]!
*In Soviet Russia, [[Divide by zero|zero divides by YOU]]!
*In Soviet Russia, God disbelieves in YOU!
*In Soviet Russia, [[Wikipedia]] vandalizes YOU!
*In Soviet Russia, [[Shit nobody cares about|Shit does not care about YOU!]]
*In Soviet Russia, [[whore]] pays YOU! (and tourism good)
*In Soviet Russia, [[Shit bricks|Bricks shat YOU!]]
*In Soviet Russia, [[I accidentally X|The economy accidentally YOU!]]
*In Soviet Russia, YOU rob bank. In [[America|America]], bank robs YOU!!
*In Soviet Russia, WTC does the [[Jews Did WTC|Jews]]!

Never Funny

...you go to [[Party Van]]!!]]

*"In [[Mozilla]], you keep tabs on your browser. In Soviet Russia, browser keeps tabs on you!"
*"In [[California]], you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, Party finds you!"
:"Roses are red
:Violets are blue
:In Soviet Russia
:Poem writes you!"

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