JaSonic

JaSonic ([[Powerword|Jason Crevier]]) is a hardcore [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] [[fetish|fetishist]], [[French|French Canadian]] [[virgin|

-year-old]] (born June 10, 1977) [[plushophile|plushophilic]] [[furfaggot]] [[aspie]] from [[Montreal|Lasalle, Quebec]]. Alongside [[Chris-Chan]] and [[Alix Henriol]], JaSonic is one of the most [[autism|autistic]] people on the planet. In fact, this [[faggot|man]] is so obsessed with Sonic, that he regularly [[yiff|bones]] various Sonic plushies, including a semen-encrusted plushie from 1993 that has become so synonymous with autism on the internet that [[B|everyone and their grandmother]] has to have seen that picture by now.

Early Postings

JaSonic first began posting pictures of his [[bullshit|devotion]] to Sonic on [[DeviantArt]] back around 2007, give or take a year or two. His first few postings were [[autistic|nothing out of the ordinary]], but things began to get weird when he began posting pictures of his "love making sessions" to his DeviantArt. Soon enough, [[feminists|various DeviantArt users]] began to take offense to his posts. One thing led to another, and after a few short years, JaSonic's DA was [[banhammered|terminated]] in early 2009. Unfortunately for us, JaSonic has kept on pounding away at his Sonic plushies five years after his DA was shown the door.

Recent Shenanigans

Recently, JaSonic's jizz-sessions have been leaked from http://www.plushielove.freeforums.org" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">private websites onto more [[4chan|well-known]] sites. This unfortunately means that [[B|us sane internet users]] had to be exposed to the horrors that are this man's genitals. He has also been spotted discussing plushies with [[furries|socially awkward fuckwits]] online, including other [[plushophile|plushophiles]] and even [[bronies]].

Life Outside of Furfaggotry

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JaSonic, against all reasonable odds, somehow managed to get a job, working as a DJ at a center for [[retards|the mentally disabled]]. How he managed to get his yiff-stained hands on a job, we have no idea, but the important thing is, he's contributing to society—[[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|oh, who the fuck are we kidding?]] [[Fact|This man's going to die alone and we all know it]].

It has also come to our attention that he also has a [[potato]] [[waifu]] with [[Down's Syndrome]] named Ariel.
apparently he has broken up with his [[retarded|short bus riding]] [[whore|fuckslut]] as of August 2022 due to [[????|"something he realized"]] as can be seen here on his Second Life "1st Life" profile section.

Videos

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Cringe Gallery

Pedophilia

One day in 2021, two underage individuals named "Mason" and his now ex-friend "KK" (circa 2022) decided to mess with & social engineer a lolcow into giving out information in a Discord group chat by exploiting fabrication, trust, and friendliness after obtaining their Discord tag. JaSonic would continually talk & boast about sexual things until one day he asked KK who was 13 for a photo of his dick. After this, Mason decided enough information was collected & immediately blocked all communication with JaSonic afterward calling him out for being a pedophile, leading to him deleting his Discord account.

JaSonic also considers 19 'barely an adult' but will still send them dick pics!

Second Life

In the early hours of [[April Fools]] day 2022 AD in a den of [[lulz]] [[Skype|known as]] "[[Chaos|The Hive]]", The [[faggotry|hijinks]] of this [[furry|furfaggot]] came to light as a few [[oldfags]] were reminiscing about [[Gaben|Gabe Newell]] [[yiffing|fucking a stuffed raccoon]], this particular gif reminded one of the oldfags of JaSonic. It quickly became known that JaSonic was active on [[Second Life]] which I'm sure [[Captain Obvious|isn't surprising to anyone reading this at all]]. The idea of a [[raid]] was formulated, and they went all out. The guy who had brought him up went on a secret one man mission deep into the [[Goatse|bowels of depravity]], a Second Life club known as "Ariana's Unholy Darkness" (Amara (67, 188, 4001) quite a fitting name for such a place. Armed with the classic [[sanic]] de hedgehawg griefer avatar albeit with a broken skin and some very harsh words for JaSonic, thus began his rather [[epic]] [[Jesus|Holy]] [[Crusade]] of anti-furfag/[[pedophile]] retribution. He teleported into the cesspool of a sim and JaSonic's sonic the hedgehog avatar was dancing like a [[Goth|cybergoth]] [[Troll|under a bridge]], to which we all laughed hard at.

he was quickly [[B&|kickbanned]] from the parcel and then the following chatlog ensued:

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August 2nd 2022 Audio Clip

a previously unknown audio clip of JaSonic (from June 2021) was delivered to us courtesy of Private Bubba aka Vinny (the SL troll) in which JaSonic tells us about his previously unknown acts of inserting foreign objects into his cock, including a rusty nail which caused him to go into a coma.

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See Also

*[[Chris Chan]]

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