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LeisureSuitGaming (Born 1984) AKA SilentRob and [[powerword|Rob Lowe]] (srsly), is a white trash, bottom-feeding [[Video Game Reviewers|video game reviewer]] who fell from grace, which wasn't so graceful in the first place.
Robert is an anorexic, unemployed, buck-toothed, e-begging [[ITG|internets tough guy]] who is more known nowadays for his [[BAWWW|whiny emo diatribes]] than for his video game reviews (if you can actually call them reviews since he spends more time cursing like the special ed dude from the [[Tourette's Guy|Tourette's Guy]] show than actually talking about the games he's reviewing). If it weren't obvious from his username, Robert lives life as though he were an [[IRL]] [[Kevin Smith]] character.
He got [[e-fame|his big break]] on [[YouTube]] by taking it up the ass from his idol, [[Armake21]] ([[LeisureSuitGaming#SilentRob_v._Armake|before knifing him in the back]] in a bout of dyslexia-based comment confusion), and constantly reviewing Action 52 in his mothers attic over and over for several years. When he's not half-assing his shit videos with the worlds worst camera and microphone, he habitually blackmails and stalks a female video game reviewer or attacks more popular "YouTubers" (mostly partners) in [[nerd rage|tard rage]] bouts of [[Jealous|jealousy]].
Later on in his youtube career, he eventually stopped making video game reviews. Being the [[butthurt]] faggot that he is, began only making video responses to [[trolls]] instead. He also made a few awful "[[Retsupurae]] baiting 45 degree angled webcam" Let's Plays also, {as if there wasn't enough of those to go around).
Background
Early "Reviews"
In the early days, Rob was another run-of-the-mill reviewer on YouTube, making angry videos where he spends the best part of seven minutes [[Angry Video Game Nerd|swearing at a ROM of a NES game]] with the occasional cameo from his fat, pot-head [[faggot|boyfriend]] "Roach". The usual video consisted of him baring his teeth at a blurry webcam, maxing out the mic to total static with his autistic bouts of shouting at his mother, intertwined with sexist comments towards women.
Rob has baleeted most of his videos. We need mirrors.
GameStop Rants
For one glimmering moment in SilentRob's YouTube career there was a possibility of making something entertaining, but again just turned into a BAWWWWfest over his [[Gamestop| shitty minimum-wage job]]. Apparently it took Rob two full years to figure this out before he quit after being cock-blocked by the female manager, and in a [[PMS|rage]], eventually created a [[TL;DW|100 part rant]] about how working full-time at a GameStop is a shitty idea. What a revelation!
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SilentRob Attacks a Customer
He tries to come across all Gangsta in this photo after taking on a black person, but ends up looking like the Son of Skeletor.
When customers weren't prank calling Rob at GameStop for copies of [[Battletoads]], they were dealing with the attitude of a skinny ginger douchebag who went around selling their deposit-paid pre-ordered games. A heated debate followed the sale of an already-purchased copy of [[EA|Madden]] that a customer had pre-ordered weeks before. Instead of apologizing, Rob threw the man's deposit money in his face after said customer expressed disappointment towards Robert's lackluster retail expertise.
Rob's Adventures in YouTube Partnership
The first kink in Rob's reputation was when he first got the notion into his tiny brain that his [[bullshit|top quality entertainment]] was worth money, and promptly wrote a letter to [[attention whore|Youtube's Partnership program]] proclaiming himself to be the next [[Angry Video Game Nerd]] (who didn't even become a YT Partner until about 3 years later).
But maybe due to a glitch in the system, or the internets being broken, Rob received a letter back from the Gods of the YouTubes saying [[DO NOT WANT|no thanks]], that his work was [[True|low quality shit and wasn't worth fuck all]]. He promptly created another video to let his fanbase how those evil bastards at YouTube had crucified their video gaming messiah.
And thus we begin our epic saga of Robert's adventures of butthurt jealousy and eBegging...
SilentRob Versus The World
[[butthurt|Busting down the floodgates]] about his rejection, Rob went [[Why so serious?|Bruce Wayne]] on the whole Video Game Reviewing community, targeting those whom he valued unworthy of their partnerships. This went totally un-lulzworthy for a while until the Lord Voldemort of internet reviewers, The [[Irate Gamer]] appeared on his horizon...
SilentRob v. Roach
Roach was some IRL friend of Rob's who ended up moving to California for a better job than was ever available in the crackwhore town they were from. Did Rob understand and wish his friend the best? Of course not! This is Silent Rob we're talking about. Rob got butthurt and decided to make videos claiming Roach was never good - which is true but even a broken clock is right twice a day.
This was the first in a long line of enemies Rob made during his youtube career.
SilentRob v. The Irate Gamer
The Irate Gamer was the punching bag of the video game community on Youtube anyway, so Rob saw an easy target to help him [[troll shielding|gain e-sympathy on the internets]]. Thus ensued a ten minute bitch-fest about the man, in which his arguments, for every small truth they may have had, were cockblocked by at least fifteen references to IG "[[blowjob|loving the cock]]". His [[fanboy|fanbase]], being as intelligent as [[lemmings]], followed his orders and started hating on the reviewer, spawning a great, yet pathetic, amount of [[lulz|proxy lulz]] that still lingers to this day.
Unfortunately, the video was promptly flagged to oblivion by Irate Gamer followers due to the fact Rob being the retard that he is hadn't accounted that the Irate Gamer has a much MUCH larger fanbase than his own. But in his own small world of arrogance and [[unwarranted self importance]], decided that the Irate Gamer himself took it down in outrage, when in truth Mr. Bores probably has never heard of it, let alone seen it.
Robert still harbors a grudge towards the Irate Gamer even to this day, as Mr. Bores got richer and more popular on Youtube, Rob fucked off back to obscurity and the poor house. Funniest part is that the Irate Gamer also lives in Ohio just like Robbie! Must suck living so close to greatness Rob!
SilentRob v. AkewsticRockR
Seeing as his e-war against the Irate Gamer ended in a mass one sided victory of Falklands War proportions, Mr. Lowe decided this time to maybe go for a softer, less popular video game reviewing partner, this time in the form of [[AkewsticRockR]].
Rob's first prong of attack was to point out how [[gay]] AkewsticRockR was, as that's always a funny and witty thing to do on the internets. His second was to flank him with comments about how less financially viable Kyle is than Rob, by pointing out that [[srsly|ROB HAS A SWIMMING POOL]]! The intense level of irony/hypocrisy hasn't dawned on our pal Rob, who hasn't earned any of the above possessions and still leeches off of his parents.
SilentRob v. Armake
Rob sank to a new Lowe and attacked his very own idol. After being completely crushed by Bookittty, [[The Archfiend]], AkewstickRockR, The Irate Gamer and even his own fans. Rob saught solace in his only inspiration on Youtube, [[Armake21]]. But what's this? His idol has not only ripped-off his magnum-opus, but also made a reference to Rob in the video, which he would later delete, [[;_;]].
Unfortunately, being aurally dyslexic, he misheard Marcus' light-hearted quote as a full-blown attack upon his reviewing skills and attempted to destroy the man on his YouTube comments page in a barrage of blasting comments, which rather than make him look like an [[internet tough guy]], made him look like a fucking idiot instead.
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SilentRob v. Bookitty
There are many [[basement dweller]]s trying for a internet slice of e-fame after seeing how much money the likes of the [[AVGN]] and [[That Guy With The Glasses|The Nostalgia Critic]], but the majority of them tend to be pathetic [[13 year old]] virgin males. Bookittty, on the otherhand is exactly the same, bar the fact she's a [[trap|G-G-G-GIRL]]!!!
Rachael Moule (or Pisano if you believe her facebook lies, also goes by Rachael Parkin), lives on Crafton Boulevard in Pittsburgh and loves cock, masturbating, and...that's about it. She works as a security guard at PPG Place in Pittsburgh which seems like an odd job for such a famous (sarcasm) female game reviewer. She probably thinks the uniform makes her look less like a butterface.
Fortunately, with his e-penis of [[rape]] throbbing, this was the first thing Rob noticed about her, and continued to harass her demanding that she come over to his parents mansion, leave her husband and help him lose his virginity. After Boo came to her senses and realised that Rob wasn't the [[A winner is you|true winrar]] that he made himself out to be, she promptly dumped his Skeletor ass.
During April of 2010, Robert, in a somewhat self-aware move, made a [[YouTube Poop]] video of his [[love|YouTube g/f]] [[stripper|bookittty182]]. Bookittty182, unable to comprehend "YouTube Poop", and being the sheer, absolute batshit crazy bitch that she is, retaliated by releasing intimate Valentine's Day videos she received from a [[delusional|naive, lovestruck]] Robert.
It has all been taken down because bookittty182 and Rob made an arrangement: Rob had to take down his shitty "pookittty YouTube-poop" and bookittty had to take down the Silent Rob strip videos. HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT. We have mirrors.
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Rob wouldn't have any of this and threatened her with butthurt rants, abusive phone calls and blackmailing her with DOX. So around this time of Rob's insanity, The Archfiend stepped in...
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SilentRob v. Angry Niglet
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Apparently Robert receives [[lie|hundreds of prank calls a day]] to his cell phone, but the straw that broke the camel's back was when a black person discovered his number and wanted to ring up his ginger idol. He threatened to call the cops unless said nigger made a video apologizing and also a call to Bookitty. This is one of Silent Robs many nigger drones.
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SilentRob v. Guru Larry
On a stream that Guru Larry was nice enough to join Rob in on and listen to him repeatedly exclaim "I'm fucking drunk!" after drinking a single malt beverage, Rob 3 hours in invited his butt buddy [[Razorfist]] in and completely ignored Larry for the remainder until Larry had enough and fucking left the two faggots alone to verbally fellate
SilentRob v. AlphaOmegaSin
As of May 5th 2016, SilentRob went haywire on a live stream playing the game Diablo III calling out the YouTube sensation AlphaOmegaSin, and remove him from "Go To These Channels!" on his page.
And in the video he bitches about how Alpha was this and that. We all know this is bullshit, it's clickbait.
SilentRob v. Hellsing920
Rob has recently gone after [[He11sing920]] which is as easy as going after a barrel of fish, and probably weighs and smells the same too.
SilentRob v. Encylopedia Dramatica
Uh oh, looks like Rob doesn't like his page here on ED, and has gone [[Spax3]] on all our asses by threatening ED with a [[lolsuit]]!
Accounts Rob has Attempted to Vandalize this Page With
Spam these accounts with abuse for great justice:
* [[User:Mr.Anderson56|Mr.Anderson56]] = Rob's original ED account.
* [[User:Mr.qwert|Mr.qwert]]
* [[User:Outy5000|Outy5000]]
* [[User:Flagstaff|Flagstaff]]
Keep 'em coming Bobby!
Rob Lowe and The Super Sekrit MEMBERS ONLY $5 Website!!!
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After being rejected by Youtube for the umpteenth time to become a partner and suddenly coming to the conclusion that making multiple videos bitching about the fact had absolutely fuck-all effect on convincing the YT admins. So, longing to receive substantial income for the first time in his life, Rob came up with a brainwave! Why not leech off of his millions of Internet fans and create a website for his "premium content" videos instead? All of his premium content consisted of him filming the top of his head with his bed in the background, as he talked about games. Watch out [[Video_game_reviewers#SpoonyOne|SpoonyOne]]!!!
But [[Snape kills Dumbledore|this story has a twist]]: He charges people $5 just to visit it. He has rightfully suffered backlash from his [[13-year-old|loyal followers]], finally seeing how shitty his work actually is. The ensuing lulz that has resulted from Silent Rob's butthurt and subsequent bawwwing about the website can be best described as the funniest thing that man has ever done:
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So You've Decided to pay Five Bucks to see Rob's premium content?
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