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Lolcow.farm is an [[imageboard]] created by [[drama queen|drama thirsty cunts]] after [[Pixyteri]] discussion was banned from [[4chan|/cgl/]]. Being filled with /cgl/ refugees, lolcow is one of the female-centric chans. It is filled with ugly women being [[catty]] [[bitches]] toward each other on the [[internet]] over petty [[Girl Drama|girl drama]]. Here you can find pointless discussion of your favorite [[fat|hambeast]] e-[[whore]]'s daily lives, unnecessary infighting about [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/|the Cancer that is killing /ot/]], and repetitive nitpicking.

Despite it's origins, lolcow users (aka [[anon|nonas]]) view 4chan as LC's weird perverted uncle. As decreed by the site's rules, only [[femcel|biological females]] may post there. [[Underage]] [[Tiktok]] users are known to occasionally wander from their [[India|desolate shithole land]] to the green pastures of the farms to defend [[tranny|trans rights]] in which case they are told to [[LURK MOAR]] and subsequently lynched.

History

Lolcow chan is actually third down the line in terms of /cgl/ refugee campgrounds. The /cgl/ rule of "Don't bring community vendettas onto this board. Singling out individual [[cosplayers]] for the purposes of trolling them will not be tolerated" has long existed, but hasn't been enforced until [[moot]] decided to show off his boner for Pixy and banned all discussion of specific cosplayers or [[EGL|lolitas]]. The first chanboard of the saga was Maximum.Faggotry.org, which was rumored to have been run by Flan. After the first chan closed, Staminarose popped up to take in the drama starved seagulls. After some troll made up stories about PT being a pedo, the admin went into a panic and closed the site down. Some fucking retards at SR claimed PT molested a 3 year old and took pictures, but that the pictures "[[bullshit|couldn't be posted because we don't want to get Britfag (current troll trolling PT) in trouble for convincing PT to take pictures of said molestation]]." Some bitches took it seriously, and SR [[retard|admin]] shut the site down due to claims of contacting PT, Interpol and local police. [[Troll's Remorse|Hoaxfags outed themselves]] because it turns out PT does babysit and someone threatened to call Interpol. They didn't realize PT babysat when they were fabricating the story. Many attempts were made to contact the admin, but admin disappeared off the face of the internet and many a great thread was lost.
After all this bullshit, Lolcow.farm was forged, and drama was plentiful once again.

The disappearance of lolcow.farm

In September 2024, the unthinkable happened: lolcow.farm went offline. Farmers were parched of their [[lulz|delicious, life sustaining milk]] for one whole week. In desperation, some even turned to crystal.cafe to satiate their cravings but to no avail. Thankfully, [[janny|those who do it for free]] fixed the server issues and all was good again.

Content

/pt/ - Short for "PixyTeri", though not exclusively dedicated to her. This is where discussion of all the former /cgl/ dramacows happens. As expected, the board is filled with a bunch of bitches being petty and picking shit apart. Home to the most well known lolcows.
*[[Lillee Jean]]
*[[Kiki Kannibal]]
*[[Shane Dawson]]
*[[Jeffree Star]]
*[[Venus Angelic|Margaret Palermo]]
*[[Jonathan Yaniv]]
*[[Onision]]

/snow/ - Short for "snowflakes", /snow/ was originally designed for all the shit threads on /pt/. However, it has since become popular and is responsible for attracting a large amount of [[banned|underage ban]]. This is where lesser known cows are documented until they become notable or [[Lulzy|milky]] enough for /pt/.
*[[SSSniperWolf]]
*[[shoe0nhead]]
*[[Isabella Loretta Janke]]
*[[H3H3]]
*[[Trisha Paytas]]
*[[Cosplay]] [[Whore|thots]]
**[[Jenna Lynn Meowri]]
**[[Sindy Pop]]

/w/ - Designated board for [[Vlogger|vloggers]], [[lolita]], and [[cosplay]] oriented lolcows. Generally consists of [[fat]] [[weeaboos]] no one cares about. Serves to demonstrate how [[white people]] ruin everything they touch.
*[[Belle Delphine]] and other wannabe [[E-girls]]
*[[Digibro]]
* Shitty western [[Vocaloid]] producers

/ot/ - [[Feminism|Radfem]] /b/.

/g/ - The [[Female|girl]] talk board. Topics range from skincare advice to [[Waifu|husbando]] [[Luigi Mangione]] [[coomer|thirst]] threads.

/m/ - The media board. Home to more husbando threads and discussion of [[vidya]].

/meta/ - Exactly what you think it is

/shay/ - A board dedicated to /snow/'s most controversial cow, Shayna Clifford.

/??/ - Perhaps there is a secret board...? Lurk moar to find out

Former Boards

/b/ - The random board that had no traffic. Mostly a containment board for all the off-topic shit that plagued /pt/.

/manure/ - All the high quality shitposting that would normally get you banned would go here.

User Base

Though users of the site are mostly from /cgl/, there is still a larger concentration of [[Tumblr]] users on Lolcow than on any other chan. This is partly due to the sites participation in Tumblr related drama that goes beyond [[SJW]] insanity, drawing Tumblr user to the site to either [[whiteknight]] or collect dramu. This has caused a certain degree of [[butthurt]] among the chantard users, as many a good thread gets derailed due to arguments with [[SJW]]s who [[Baww|don't understand]] [[racism|chan humor]]. Despite the claims of Tumblr hate from lolcow, [[irony|every single member has a Tumblr account and openly admits to it]].

The second group of foreign invaders are [[attention whore|special snowflakes]] from PULL, aka Pretty Ugly Little Liars. Threads about bitchy [[Photoshop]] queens are often filled with jelly PULL members who wish they could be pretty and skinny like the girl in the OP. When you see a poster A-logging hard at [[Dakota Rose]], they're more than likely from PULL. Much like the Tumblr users, PULL users are also easily [[triggered]] and will out themselves the second someone makes a comment about a bitches stretchmarks.

Aside from social justice autism, [[Pro-ana|thigh gaps]] are a particularly sensitive subject on lolcow. Call a girl [[fat]] for not having one and watch the thread descend into the abyss as attention whores [[lj|blogpost]] their body types and dieting habits.

Attempting to partake in any form of debate with a lolcow.farm user will result in you being called retarded and fat in 10 nanoseconds.

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See Also

*[[4chan]]
*[[cow/|/cow/]]
*[[Chan]]
*[[Kiwi Farms]]
*[[Princess Doll]] - Boring weeaboo blogger who created her own thread and posted half the content in it.
*[[soyjak.party]] - LC's retarded kid cousin that plays with dolls

External Links

*https://lolcow.farm/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Lolcow.farm