Media Transfer Protocol

MTP (Media Transfer Protocol) is a piece of shit software developed by [[Microsoft]] designed not to work with your [[computer]] and any [[dildo|device]] that you own to transfer files.

History

Originally designed to be used with [[iPod|MP3 Players]], MTP was designed to make using a [[USB]] cable [[retarded]]. Unlike when you stick your [[dick|thumb drive]] into your computer and can do more than one thing at a time, MTP does not support multitasking. However, it has proven to be more effective at making contact between your computer and any peripheral devices you have do nothing when you plug them into your computer.

MTP is part of the [[New World Order|Trusted Computing Platform]], a computer platform designed by [[Jews]] for the [[MPAA]] and [[RIAA]] to make you transfer all of your information wirelessly to the [[NSA|Cloud]] and to make sure that you register the device that you bought ([[DRM|but not necessarily "own"]]) so that if you buy it for cheap off of [[eBay]] or when it comes time for the device manufacture to [[final solution|kill any older devices]], you are coerced into buying something newer regardless if you bought the device the week before.

How to get rid of it

Sadly, MTP is here to stay, however, when it comes time for the big electronic holocaust, there are a few things you can do:

* Root your device. Warranties are fucking useless, especially if your device gets stolen.
* Install [[Android|Cyanogenmod]]. It's like Android only [[Google]] can't kill your device.
* Use Dropbox. Ideal for general [[FTP|file transfers]], but if you want to root your device, you need to have that hard wire connection that MTP refuses to make work.

See also

*[[DRM]]
*[[MP3]]
*[[MPAA]]
*[[RIAA]]
*[[USB]]

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