Muslim Dating Sites

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The [[Internet]] can be used for many purposes. Among these is [[online dating]]...for [[Muslims]]?! Of course, chances are your marriage has already been arranged for you, but some of us have parents who are [[Mexicans|poor]], lazy, or generally [[Barack Obama|worthless]]. So, for those unfortunate souls we have Muslim dating sites. Perhaps the best (well, only) reason to use these sites is getting to see your potential wife, or at least her eyes, before the marriage occurs. Just remember to keep all conversation business-like until the wedding night.

Of course, nobody sees the fucking point of this, considering you can't see their faces.

Liberal

On the one side, we have the [[liberal]] (relative term) sites. This would include the top picture, where not only do you have two Muslims happy with each other, you have them touching skin to skin without knowing if they're married. Naturally, users of this site have a [[Hell|destination picked out for them]].

Much funnier to [[America|us]] are the fundamental Muslim sites.

Traditional

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That's right, dating isn't allowed. This is your opportunity to see your wife before you get married (and we're toeing the line here). Also, intimate relationships of the [[Gay|same gender]] [[Sounds legit|is ok]].

Date Suggestions

* Wage jihad against the [[America|great Satan]].
* Enjoy a nice helping of goat's milk.
* Participate in a public stoning.
* [[9/11|Plane ride]]

Things to Keep in Mind

* Have to be at least eighteen to make a profile, which means all the women on these sites are widows or divorcees.
* If you marry a widow, that fulfills your [[Welfare|charity]] obligation as well as your matrimonial one.
* You MUST provide proof of ownership of three goats and a Volkswagen (or the [[Hookers and blow|equivalent]]) before agreeing to the marriage. If you do not have a proper dowry, your wife will not be reserved.
* Hold out for a good deal. If you need to, wait until Black Friday for the Two-for-One Eid mega sale.
* Go for the [[Female_circumcision|uncut]] model. The cut model often comes with [[HIV|some dubious side effects]] due to the [[Africa|place of manufacture]].

Pre-Marital Sex:A Photo Love Story

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See also

* [[Islam]]
* [[Online dating]]
* [[eHarmony]] - Christfag version

External links

* http://muslimandsingle.com/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Muslim and Single
* http://www.muslimmarriagesite.com/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Muslim Marriage Site
* http://ace.mu.nu/archives/165736.php" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Ace of Spades HQ

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