Muslim Massacre

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Muslim [[terrorist]]]]

In [[Last Thursday|mid-August]] of [[2008]], [[Something Awful]] forum goon and creator of [[Electric Retard]], Sigvatr, http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2934761" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">released a personal project he'd nearly abandoned, a simple video game known as Muslim Massacre. The concept was simple enough: shoot every [[Muslim]] until [[Noone|none]] survived.

[[The Game]]

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With a top-down view, a machine gun, and stacks of grenades, Muslim Massacre somewhat resembles classic [[arcade]] (and later [[Console Wars|console]]) games such as Commando, Berzerk or Smash TV, only with more Muslims and more [[blood]]. The player fights minute-long rounds advancing through a growing pile of Islamic [[guro|corpses]] on [[No girls on the internet|his]] quest to ultimately [[pwn|kill]] [[Osama bin Laden]], [[Islam#Muhammad|Muhammad]], and finally [[Haruhi|Allah]] himself.

Were the game [[Capitalism|commercially available]], the packaging would likely read something like this:

[[USA|The United States of America]], a leader and role model for all in the modern world, is taking [[Final solution|drastic measures]] to secure the [[freedom]] and safety of the world. Having borne witness to the [[:Image:Lmho.gif|atrocities]] of the [[Terrorists|followers of Islam]] [[Over 9000|time and time again]], it has been decided that the entire Muslim race shall be [[Genocide|wiped from the surface of the Earth]].

[[You]], the American [[An Hero|Hero]], have valiantly volunteered to make landfall in the [[Middle East]] and ensure that no Muslim [[man]] or [[woman]] is left alive. Your mission priorities are to seek out and neutralize the Muslim leader Osama bin Laden, their radical [[cult]] leader Muhammad and finally Allah, [[VTEC Just Kicked In Yo|taking down any targets you meet on the way]].

The [[shit]] hits the fan

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[[Jihad|Bomber]] starting in level three of Muslim Massacre! You'll hear them shouting "[[Allah Akbar|ALLAH AKBAR!]]"]]
Like most offensive Goon projects Muslim Massacre enjoyed a fairly longish [[thread]] with most readers enjoying the game, complimenting it, and suggesting minor improvements. The GBS morality [[Fags|brigade]] soon chimed in like the [[Crybaby|threadshitters]] they are, pointing out that it was incredibly [[racist]] and therefore quite lulzy, which was of course [[Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh|the point]]. Collectively, GBS was happy with Sigvatr's product and the thread enjoyed near-gold popularity before fading into obscurity and falling off the front page.

The day before [[9/11|September 11]], however, The thread was [[Thread necromancy|resuscitated]] and a second http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2954789" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">thread was posted. Apparently the [[old media]] had discovered this 8-bit religious bloodbath and went absolutely [[batshit]] over what would otherwise have been [[404|forgotten]]. With the media attention, as could be expected, came [[rage|outraged]] [[Muslims]] and the angrier [[white people]] eager to defend a cause, any cause.

Nevermind the fact that [[Britain]]'s violence seems to stem from the growth of the [[chav]] population and the fact that their [[police]] don't carry [[guns]], making them ineffective at protecting the public, [[Blaming China|video games are to blame]]! A [[blog]] on [[The Guardian]] went so far as to ask the all-important question: http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/blog/2008/sep/11/technologygames" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">should the internet game Muslim Massacre be banned? Of course this important commentary forgets entirely that once something is available on the internet it is [[Archive.org|available forever]] no matter what.

Sigvatr's websites [[Electric Retard]] and the homepage for Muslim Massacre were quickly [[suspended]] by his webhost without warning. Likely fearing the [[rape|repercussions]] presented by thousands of bomb-toting terrorists, his ISP folded like a house wife when daddy gets home smelling like whiskey. Meanwhile Australian police have begun to investigate the game in a misguided attempt to minimize Muslim [[butthurt]] and to harass a freedom-loving, red-blooded [[American]]. In his own [[defense]], Sigvatr has stated that the game is a blatant [[satire]] and not meant to be taken [[The Internet is serious business|seriously]] or as legitimate social commentary.

[[lie|We didn't see this coming. Not at all.]]

Early in the morning on September 15th Sig [[bump]]ed the second thread, entitled Goon-made racist videogame makes international news, stating that he'd posted the apology on his personal site [[bullshit|in order to appease his webhost and have his various domains restored]]. Apparently it worked and the Muslim Massacre homepage is back online once again offending Muslims across the world. At this point in time, however, the [[cynical]] goons have painted him as the [[attention whore]] that he is with Helldump posters crawling from beneath their [[basement|rocks]] to render the thread a wasteland. Soon afterward [[moderator]]s found their way into the mess to pick up the pieces and [[ban|clean up after]] Sigvatr and his detractors.

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See Also

*[[Muhammad Sex Simulator 2015]]
*[[SammyDS|Sammy D S.]] Notorious, perma-banned, Islamophobic Yelper who fantasized about massacring Muslims in real life.

External Links

*[[Wikipedia:Muslim_Massacre:_The_Game_of_Modern_Religious_Genocide|Muslim Massacre: The Game of Modern Religious Genocide]] on [[TOW]]
*http://www.muslimmassacre.com" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Muslim Massacre Down!
*http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2934761" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">The original thread
*http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2954789" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Thread the second, in which goons discover the entire world is upset and fan the flames accordingly
*http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2776951/Muslim-Massacre-video-game-condemned-for-glamorising-slaughter-of-Arabs.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Muslim Massacre video game condemned for glamorising slaughter of Arabs The Telegraph, spelling things incorrectly
*http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,24336179-952,00.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Anti-Muslim computer game stirs wave of anger anger [[Australia|down under]]
*http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Muslim_Massacre_game_criticised&in_article_id=304451&in_page_id=34" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Muslim Massacre game criticised The Metro, spreading the panic
*http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/blog/2008/sep/11/technologygames" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">BAN EVERYTHING.
*http://www.guardian.co.uk/global/gamesblog/2008/sep/11/blogpost1" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">More evidence that satire doesn't transmit over the interwebs The Guardian, admitting they don't understand humor
*http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1054380/Outrage-Muslim-Massacre-game.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Outrage over Muslim Massacre computer game the Daily Mail, saying the same goddamn thing every other paper has already said
*http://itn.co.uk/news/6b0ce250af766a1ab57017255ceb2f7e.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Goon trolls world, film at eleven
*http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4393139/Muslim_Massacre" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">The game itself, available forever thanks to [[BitTorrent]] (ignore the [[retard]]s shouting about [[virus]]es, it's legit)
*http://www.mediafire.com/?mwhj2mwmtzw" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Mediafire mirror BALLEETED!!!

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