Nazi Furs

Nazifurs are arguably the [[lulz]]iest the furry fandom has to offer - and that's fucking saying something. Goddamn furfaggots always want their fetish to be more epic than the rest of the goddamn planet. The legacy of the Nazi Furs can be traced back to Allied-occupied, post [[WW2]] [[Germany]]. With the fall of the [[Nazi]]s and the end of the [[Lollercaust]], [[Adolf Hitler]] initiated one last tactic to preserve The Third Reich before quitting IRL forever!!! The SS-Werewolves, a loose band of furries and [[otherkin]], dressed as normal, Wienerwurst-sucking Krauts in the daytime yet at night donned their fursuits and ravaged the villages in Guerrilla style [[yiff]]ing. The insurgency campaign struck the Allied troops hard but was unsuccessful in the end when a US bombing of a furry porn server left the SS-Werewolves demoralized. Even so, [[Hitler]] went to the grave knowing The SS-Werewolves would rise again to further his vision.

Sixty years later, the SS-Werewolves began regrouping under the title "Nazi Furs", a minor niche amongst the larger [[furry]] fandom. Despite the fandom's insistence on social acceptance no matter how strange or tactless the fetish, the Nazi Furs have endured conflicts with many furs who perceive the group as a threat to their furry faggotry.

Furzis

The Furzi are a group on [[Second Life]] who goosestep to genuine WWII Nazi Germany music every Friday.

The Furzis are the most [[fursecution|fursecuted]] group in the fandom and they know it. Whenever anyone mentions that they are offended by men in [[Fursuit|fursuits]] strutting around waving flags with swastikas, the Nazifurs will immediatly launch into a soapbox speech on how they are being oppressed and have the right to free speech, thus the Nazifurs have the biggest [[victim complex]] in the entire furry fandom. Also, it is a well known fact that Furzis enjoy a bit of [[cock|longshlong]] every now and then.

Their hypocrisy knows no bounds. They repeatedly claim that they are not a hate group and will not tolerate [[racism]]. What they do not realize is that both [[mundanes]] and [[furries]] hate them because they are so fucking dumb they parade around dressed as one of the most prejudice and hate-filled groups in history and complain that they are being denied their freedom. These idiots apparently did not graduate from the 8th grade. If they had been nazis back in WWII, they would have been sent to a concentration camp for being a bunch of mentally ill [[Fags|homosexuals]].

Anti-NaziFurs

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Something has gone terribly, terribly wrong if even [[furries]] hate these guys, even more than [[Babyfurs]]. Of course, all are equally vile in [[Raptor Jesus]]'s eyes.

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On March 22 2007 the Nazifurs dug themselves into an ever deeper hole when they were confronted by Jews of Second Life and Zionist Association of Second Life when one Jewish player objected to the avatar of a Nazifur. The Nazifur refused to remove it.

The drama increased when the butthurt Jew gathered his friends to try and gangrape the Nazifur. Iroically however the furfag did not have to remove his avatar because he was protected by [[free speech]]. Much [[trolling]] and [[nerd rage]] followed.

The avatar itself featured an item which had been bought from an online store named Das Waffenamt which sells Nazi paraphernalia. After so many [[BAWWW|complaints]] and trouble from the Jewish community - both Jewish groups were banned from buying anything at Das Waffenamt.

Folks, we can't make this [[shit]] up.

OMG the OG nazifurs were so cranked off, they posted https://nazi-furs.livejournal.com/106497.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">this on their Livejournal in 2017. After [[Trump]] hit the WH and real-life neofascists started to be "popular" in American public culture. Have some epic whinging and shittalk. And that was the last post on the Livejournal. Ded.

Gallery

The truth is actually much more simple: Nazifurs are a weird-ass combination of the fascist fetish group and furries. The disgusting and rather disturbing result? Just look at these fucking PICTURES. Nazifurs rank high up on the furry disgusto scale- even other furries hate these fucks.

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Known Nazifurs

*[[Suede Bear]]

He's also a [[Babyfur]] and a [[Bakedfurs|Bakedfur]], which may explain something.

*[[Biofur#Wolfegang Fox|Wolfegang Fox]]

There's a reason this guys loves the Nazis - it's because he reads up on their attempts at surgery so he eventually turn himself into an animal.

*[[Jax the Bat]]

Who created that delightful image you see at the top of this article.

*[[Foxler Nightfire]]
Founder of the Furry Raiders, a [[failtroll]] group.

External Links

*http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=nazi_furs" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Nazi Fur Livejournal. Also tells you where to buy Nazi clothing.
*http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Nazi_furs" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">WikiFur Article
**http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Category:Nazi_Furs" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">List of Nazifurs
*http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Furzi" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Furzis Includes Second Life controversy
*http://wolfegangultimax.wordpress.com/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">A Nazifur mourning 9/11. Also mourns the Nazi shop of Fursecution Fox. Logic must be a Hyooman trait
*http://nazifurs.47.forumer.com/index.php?noportal=1" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Work in progress nazi_furs forum.

See Also

*[[Furry]]
*[[Nazis]]
*[[DevianTart Nazis]]
*[[Hitler]]
*[[Hypocrite]]
*[[Lies]]
*[[Payton Gendron]]
*[[Fursecution]]
*[[Second Life]]
*[[Jewish furry]]

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