OldDirtyBtard

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Winner of the 2010 [[Golden iPod

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;_;

Did you mean [[Rorschach]] from [[Chanology]]? Because they are the same fucking person.

OldDirtyBtard ([[Powerword|Real name]]: Sean Carasov; b. November 17, 1961 - d. October 30, [[2010]]), The American Pimp also known on the Internet as [[Rorschach]], and most notably as former [[Special:ListAdmins|ED administrator]] OldDirtyBtard (not to be confused with the far less badass and equally as dead [[weeaboo|Wu-tang Clan]] member) was the most dramatic person to ever control the [[banhammer]] for ED. In short, he was the Dos Equis guy. Among his notable traits are his being British, having an [[ae|æ]] tattoo, [[LOL WUT|shooting off his own pinky just to watch it die]], getting [[alcohol|DUI's]] on consecutive nights, lieking [[Mudkips]], accidentally inventing the word [[EDiot]], being a [[macfag]] (as he got one for free), having a [[slut|sister]] who appeared naked on the [[gay|Queen]] single Bicycle Race, managing the [[Jews|Beastie Boys]], shooting up an [[Armenia]]n's car, marrying strippers, working in porn because it was less scummy than the music industry, corrupting his [[underage]] nephew into becoming an internet troll, having his beloved cat killed by [[scientology|Scientologists]] and almost killing himself over it... while being drunk, pilled up and daydreaming about [[ladyboys|Thailand]] the entire time.

During his stay at ED, ODB always amused [[ED IRC]] with anecdotes of promoting Q-Tip and getting [[eppigy]] to lose his oline on [[Christmas]]. He also notably got arrested for DUI's on consecutive nights (and got off scot free), shot off his pinky to see what it'd feel like, quit [[alcohol]] forever then got bored and relapsed, fell off the wagon 6 months later, shot up an [[Armenia]]n's car for honking too much, and managed to find ED funny despite being nearly 50 years old.

Pre-ED

ODB was an [[irl]] [[troll]] back when ED was but a ~~twinkle~~ twinkie in [[Girlvinyl]]'s eye. http://www.beastiemania.com/whois/carasov_sean/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">He used to manage the Beastie Boys and protect everyone's favorite Jews from record company higher-up Jews.

It was around this 45-year-period that ODB had a falling out with the guy who ran Warner Music Group into the ground, [[Lyor Cohen]]. He wasn't bitter though.

On Encyclopedia Dramatica

ODB came to ED on July 15, [[2006]] with an unassuming edit to the [[Troll]] article. His first major article was the [[Jewnited States of Americunts]], thanks to an obligatory hatred for everything non-English (and English as well). He was a major contributor ever since being sysopped. Not long after getting his [[banhammer]], ODB ran his favorite pet project, [[Lulz News Network]] on the ED [[Main Page]]. Like everything else that made the Captain happy, this was to be taken away by the [[Girlvinyl|Jews in charge]] and replaced with a new web 2.0 front page to try to attract advertisers.

Probably due to his hatred of [[American]]s who pulled off a massive [[troll]] by surrounding his home in [[Los Angeles|HelLA]] as well as his massive opiate and alcohol dependencies, [[OCD]], and need to feel useful, ODB holds the record for most edits to this hole of a website. Sadly, ODB's ED decline began with the advent of [[MysteryBot]], which basically did everything ODB did for free. ODB invented the term [[Paki]]Bot for its ability to do the same job for much cheaper.

ODB did everything he could to keep ED alive and thriving in [[2008]], including getting a wave of 13 newbies sysopped and becoming a [[leaderfag]] in the [[chanology]] movement. On many occasions though ODB had been known to show his primacy by cutting uppity sysops down to size.

[[Chanology]] Activities

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For those who [[slowpoke|weren't aware]], ODB was [[Rorschach]]. Scientologists killed his kitty, Mudkips. Never forget.

Loved

*[[Music]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[Mudkips]]
*[[Cat]]s
*[[NYC|New York Yankees]]

Hated

*[[Scientology]]
*[[Armenia]]
*[[Red Sox|Boston Red Sox]]
*[[You]]
*[[Fucking everything]] else

Suicide

[[File:Odb_lj.jpg|thumb|His exit strategy post on his http://o-d-btard.livejournal.com/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">LiveJournal. ]]

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[[Kthxbye

- never forget.]]

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Services

Memorial services were held for The Captain on November 14, 2010 in Los Angeles. Family and friends from all over attended. [[Anon]], [[ED]] and various people from the music industry were also there. It was a wake that Sean himself would have approved of had he been there to see it. Although it didn't get recorded in the video of the services, this was probably the first time in history that a room full of people got [[Rickroll]]ed by a bagpipe player. [[Srsly]].

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