OldDirtyBtard

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Did you mean [[Rorschach]] from [[Chanology]]? Because they are the same fucking person.

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OldDirtyBtard ([[Powerword|Real name]]: Sean Carasov; b. November 17, 1961 - d. October 30, [[2010]]), The American Pimp also known on the Internet as [[Rorschach]], and most notably as former [[Special:ListAdmins|ED administrator]] OldDirtyBtard (not to be confused with the far less badass and equally as dead [[weeaboo|Wu-tang Clan]] member) was the most dramatic person to ever control the [[banhammer]] for ED. In short, he was the Dos Equis guy. Among his notable traits are his being British, having an [[ae|æ]] tattoo, [[LOL WUT|shooting off his own pinky just to watch it die]], getting [[alcohol|DUI's]] on consecutive nights, lieking [[Mudkips]], accidentally inventing the word [[EDiot]], being a [[macfag]] (as he got one for free), having a [[slut|sister]] who appeared naked on the [[gay|Queen]] single Bicycle Race, managing the [[Jews|Beastie Boys]], shooting up an [[Armenia]]n's car, marrying strippers, working in porn because it was less scummy than the music industry, corrupting his [[underage]] nephew into becoming an internet troll, having his beloved cat killed by [[scientology|Scientologists]] and almost killing himself over it... while being drunk, pilled up and daydreaming about [[ladyboys|Thailand]] the entire time.

During his stay at ED, ODB always amused [[ED IRC]] with anecdotes of promoting Q-Tip and getting [[eppigy]] to lose his oline on [[Christmas]]. He also notably got arrested for DUI's on consecutive nights (and got off scot free), shot off his pinky to see what it'd feel like, quit [[alcohol]] forever then got bored and relapsed, fell off the wagon 6 months later, shot up an [[Armenia]]n's car for honking too much, and managed to find ED funny despite being nearly 50 years old.

Pre-ED

ODB was an [[irl]] [[troll]] back when ED was but a twinkle twinkie in [[Girlvinyl]]'s eye. http://www.beastiemania.com/whois/carasov_sean/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">He used to manage the Beastie Boys and protect everyone's favorite Jews from record company higher-up Jews.

It was around this 45-year-period that ODB had a falling out with the guy who ran Warner Music Group into the ground, [[Lyor Cohen]]. He wasn't bitter though.

On Encyclopedia Dramatica

ODB came to ED on July 15, [[2006]] with an unassuming edit to the [[Troll]] article. His first major article was the [[Jewnited States of Americunts]], thanks to an obligatory hatred for everything non-English (and English as well). He was a major contributor ever since being sysopped. Not long after getting his [[banhammer]], ODB ran his favorite pet project, [[Lulz News Network]] on the ED [[Main Page]]. Like everything else that made the Captain happy, this was to be taken away by the [[Girlvinyl|Jews in charge]] and replaced with a new web 2.0 front page to try to attract advertisers.

Probably due to his hatred of [[American]]s who pulled off a massive [[troll]] by surrounding his home in [[Los Angeles|HelLA]] as well as his massive opiate and alcohol dependencies, [[OCD]], and need to feel useful, ODB holds the record for most edits to this hole of a website. Sadly, ODB's ED decline began with the advent of [[MysteryBot]], which basically did everything ODB did for free. ODB invented the term [[Paki]]Bot for its ability to do the same job for much cheaper.

ODB did everything he could to keep ED alive and thriving in [[2008]], including getting a wave of 13 newbies sysopped and becoming a [[leaderfag]] in the [[chanology]] movement. On many occasions though ODB had been known to show his primacy by cutting uppity sysops down to size.

[[Chanology]] Activities

For those who [[slowpoke|weren't aware]], ODB was [[Rorschach]]. Scientologists killed his kitty, Mudkips. Never forget.

Loved

*[[Music]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[Mudkips]]
*[[Cat]]s
*[[NYC|New York Yankees]]

Hated

*[[Scientology]]
*[[Armenia]]
*[[Red Sox|Boston Red Sox]]
*[[You]]
*[[Fucking everything]] else

Suicide