Pedobear

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Pedobear or also Pædobear aka Roy Harms (born January 49th, 1949 in the Netherlands) is one of the more famous and long running [[4chan]] [[meme]]s. He actually originated from [[2channel]] (2ちゃんねる, ni channeru, 2ch for short), Japanese Internet forum, where he was called Kuma (http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/クマー#AA.E3.81.AB.E3.82.88.E3.82.8B.E8.A1.A8.E7.8F.BE" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">クマー), literally "Bear". [[Some argue]] the Japanese omitted the "Pedo-" prefix to avoid redundancy since most anything churned out in [[Japan]] is assumed to promote pedophilia.

While Kuma was generally lecherous, Pedobear became the mascot for [[4chan]]'s legion of knuckle-dragging [[pedophile]]s, targeting prepubescent girls, or "[[loli]]". Like [[300|King Leonidas]] and each subsequent wave of [[Lolcats]], Pedobear is the subject of many bad [[photoshopping|photoshoppings]], usually pasted into whatever piece of child pornography [[b-tards]] get their [[AIDS|filthy]] paws on.

Pedobear has become so popular [[newfag|newfags]] and [[gaia_online|12 year olds]] alike flock to /b/ under the impression that that they can find more "funny" Pedobear pictures. This is similar to the popularity brought on by the previously mentioned [[lolcats]]. Sadly some poorly informed Anonymous refer to him as Pedrobear believing that to be his real name.

Ancestry

According to http://www.metafilter.com/92777/Pedobear-Plush#3133023" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">this post by an [[oldfag]], Pedobear originated as [[ASCII]] art on [[2channel]], simply named "Kuma" or "bear".

A mirror of the first [[evar]] 2channel thread with Kuma can be found http://mimizun.com/log/2ch/kao/1046353580/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">here. (See post 590)

くまくま━━━━━━ヽ（ ・(ｪ)・ ）ノ━━━━━━ !!!

Over time on 2ch, posting Kuma ASCII art evolved into a call out of an obvious [[troll]]; Kuma would be pictured bursting into the thread to eat the "troll bait".

Then [[Anon]] got his hands on Kuma and the rest is [[history]] - the one time a [[meme]] got more perverted when moving away from [[Japan]].

ATTACKS ON PEDOBEAR

[[Gaia Online]]

A recent update from the retarded developers of [[Gaia]] made it so you can no longer say or post Pedobear pics. This is because the developers are cowards and don't want to be raided by [[Anonymous]] (though of course making such a declaration increases the likelihood that Anonymous will raid). So to be sure they're protected, they're going to put up curtains, [[Dog|add an advanced security system]], and put up phoneline trackers.

However, it is now known that Pedobear had infiltrated Gaia Online's servers some time ago. He can be seen by the sharp eyed to [[Whistles go whoo|whistle innocently]] as he buys the little ones from vending machines and hits the forums with the intention of obtaining [[n00ds]]. See [[Gaia Online]] for more info. Pedobear is known to be secretely raeping Hannah Montana.

[[Gamespot]]

In typical faggotry, Gamespot has banned any avatars with Pedobear in them, and warns the user. They claim it is offensive.

Tinypic and [[Imageshack]]

Pedobear is also banned from both Tinypic and Imageshack.

[[Photobucket]]

"Pedobear is a violation of terms. We do not allow images of Pedobear and we are actively removing all images containing Pedobear. Sincerely, Your Photobucket Support Team."

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*http://community.livejournal.com/indiefucks/27357084.html?thread=964853148#t964853148]" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">

[[Facebook] (pending)

Recently on facebook, a group of moralfags took it upon themselves to remove pedo bear from the internets forever, failing completely to heed to the saying "what goes online stays online".
In a discussion with one of the admins on that page, it has also beeen revealed that she is in fact a god fag, meaning that she is 9000 times more self righteous than we originally thought.
The group can be found here:http://www.facebook.com/pages/Ban-Pedo-Bear-off-Face-Book-and-the-WEB/128095693884859 lol gone

DEVIANTART

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TheShadowmistress, who is described by her friends as a [[lesbian|RAGING LESBIAN]], thought it would a good idea to directly attack the [[internet hate machine]] by claiming that anyone who gazed upon Pedobear was supporting [[cp|child porn]], [[rape]], and Child Molesting. Ironically, shortly after this [[DA|deviant-art]] site was found by anonymous, an entire month of posts [[delete fucking everything|went missing]], minus her post saying that those who rallied to defend our beloved fictional [[furry]] [[pedophile|child molester]] were uncivil and she was going to [[ignore]] us. [[B|/b/]] and [[anonymous]] has been seen preparing to defend Pedobear against these [[lie|accusations]].

The Battle Begins

Shadowmistress posted a comment stating that Pedobear supported child pornography and that his image should be banned from [[DA|Deviant-Art]]. Thus, memebers were enraged, and there was [[flame war|a massive battle of wits]] ultimatly ending in her hiding all comments she disliked, displeasing [[no u|Anonymous]].

On 15 November 2007, [[anonymous|shadowy figures]] [[raid|struck a mighty blow]], though not even their heroic sallies of "UR TEH GHEY" or "[[Your]] a pedo" were able to stop her [[faggotry]]. No, [[cunt|she]] would not be content until [[delete fucking everything|she reported every single post of Pedo-bear]].

The following day, 4chan struck again with slightly less force, but still enough to confuse deviantartlets wandering around the burnt-out wreckage of her Deviant gallery:

'Tis truly a dark dark day for Pedobear; we have won the battle. Prepare for war.
[[last_Thursday|Recently]] there has been a rumor that [[pedobear|Pedo-bear]] might actually be removed from [[DA|Deviant-art]]. [[Oh noes!|ONOES!]] [[Some_argue|Some Argue]] that this is [[lie|a good thing]]. [[Anonymous|Most]] people disagree. However, there may be [[Unfunny|lulz]] if she is able to get Pedobear removed, since she is leaving [[Internets|The Internet]] permanently because her [[faggot|husband]] is returning from somewhere she is not [[Walmart|clear about]].
Sources say that [[B|Anonymous]] has decided Not to raid [[DA]], as if they are banning [[meme|Memes]] It [[lie|might result in less]] [[newfags]]. [[IRL|In reality]] it's because Anon is [[lazy]]. If [[pedobear|Pedo-bear]] isn't allowed on [[DA]], [[newfags]] will just post their art on the [[B|/b/]] and [[v/|/v/]] instead.

Another random faggot

Another [[stupid|intelligent,]] [[faggot|sexy,]] and [[basement dweller|independant]] who basically said the same thing to someone he banned from his [[gay|awesome]] chatroom was http://ryuhikari.deviantart.com/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Morgan Miller, and was promptly hacked and permanently banned.

An American Icon?

[[Pedobear]] is an exclusive 100% American creation. From what has been observed, he can be generally found in Florida and has little interest to move to any other part of the world (except for vacations to Denmark)

Currently, even toddlers are being exploited by money grubbing American parents to appear TV shows such as Toddlers and Tiaras. Apparently, children don't find such shows entertaining. Guess who does? Pedobear sets his DVR to record the show.

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It was Sinclair Lewis who said, "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross." Similarly, Pedobear is usually Americanized to make him more politically correct. A pedobear with the stars and stripes in the background is more likely to be accepted than a pedobear without them.

http://www.infowars.com/30-signs-that-america-has-become-a-horrible-place-for-children/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Pedobear Stats for USA (Or Why Pedobear is proud to be American)

Old media recognition

With the http://anidb.net/perl-bin/animedb.pl?show=anime&aid=5029" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">new animu striking TV's, we can at last see him starring in! It took a bit too long, but we made it! Pedobear sighting in Portland Or http://www.kgw.com/video/thesquare-index.html?nvid=400605]" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">as people are butthurt over Pedobear being used to advertise a costume sale.

Hitting Vancouver

In February 2008, a [[Polish] newspaper reportedhttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7187027/Polish-newspaper-claims-Pedobear-is-2010-Vancouver-Olympic-mascot.html]" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">that one of the mascots for the [[Canada|Vancouver Winter Olympics] was, in fact, Pedobear. Historians believe that this is the greatest lolocaust since [[Holocaust|a certain champion of the lulz decided to have a barbeque with die juden]] and proves the universally recognized point that Polish people are fucking stupid and should've been wiped about by Hitler years ago. HEIL!

Obviously the Dutch couldn't stay far behind. Perhaps the most internets 1.0 Dutch TV station, [[nigra|AVRO]], printed in their in-house TV guide an article introducing the Vancouver mascots:

Chillin with the [[Pope|Holy-See]] in Malta

The Pope IRL

Pedobear is frequently mistaken for [[Pandas]] by [[Gook|southeast asians]]. Unfortunately, this was clearly a job for [[Shotacat]], not Pedobear. Stencil [[fail]].

To Jail He Goes

The illustrious Pedobear was just put into a juvenile delinquent correctional facility for pedophilia. Pedobear now inhabits this facility as a stuffed animal toy for kids who have no care for the world. While his "friends" may leave juvies when they are 18, he will be staying there for the remainder of the interwebz.

Crass Commercialism

Plush Doll

Pedobear has the distinction of being one of the first Internet [[meme|memes]] to ascend to the level of a plush doll available for online purchase. [[SRSLY]]. Purchases presumably boost ad-revenue for [[ED]]. The [[truth]] of what's to come, however, is [[o rly|pretty obvious]].

The dolls will be purchased mostly by [[pedophiles|pedophiles]] to lure little kids into their van.

For those keeping score:
:WINNERS
*[[ED]] - Ad revenue from sales
*[[Whore|PedoBearPlush.com]] - direct revenue from sale of dolls
*[[Pedophile|Pedophiles]] - will help molest [[moar]] children
*[[Chris Hansen]] - increased child sex crimes is good for [[srs|business]]
*[[You]] - Resultant fallout will provide steady stream of [[Lulz]] which you'll hear about from [[ED]].
*[[???]]
*[[PROFIT]]: That's right. Another way to accrue [[profit|pr0fit]] has been discovered and its based on little kids being molested.
:LOSERS
*Little kids - [[raped|Gonna Be Raped]]
*Your soul - deriving entertainment tertiarily from child sex abuse is no way to [[win]] points with [[raptor jesus|the boss]], unless you pray to [[Satan]]. In which case Kudos!

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A few of his favorite things…

See [[Pedobear/favorites]]

Pedobear Hot Spots

The world's most snuggly bear can be spotted out in a wide variety of kiddie-friendly locations. Here is a list of such places to look (or better yet, look OUT) for:

*Elementary/Primary schools...
*Playgrounds...
*[[Animal abuse|Petting zoos]]...
*Daycare facilities...
*In malls during the [[Christmas]] and [[Easter]] holidays when kiddies get their picture taken with Santa or the Easter Bunny...
*Carnivals and fairgrounds...
*Any movie theater with a rated-G flick playing...
*TOYS 'R US...
*[[Legos|LEGOLAND]]...
*Ice-cream shops...
*Children's center at libraries...
*[[France]]...
*Child fitting-rooms at Wal-Mart...
*Hospital nurseries...
*Any busy town or city on [[Halloween]] night...
*McDonald's Play Place...
*Middle school dances TOO OLD
*[[Disney]] World...
*Disney Land...
*Chuck E. Cheese's...
*[[Justin Bieber]] concerts...
*[[Twilight]] conventions
*[[Harry Potter]] conventions...
*[[Comic-Con]]...

Videos

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Unfair Prejudices

On 11/15/2010 Photobucket stated that any pictures that feature bears, such as our beloved [[pedobear|pedobear]], will be removed from their [[Moralfaggotry|image hosting site]]. This obvious prejudice against animals and ultimately [[Pedobear|pedobear]] will not go unpunished.

Gallery

Pedobear On The Lam

The San Luis Obispo County Sheriff's Department has put out an All Points Bulletin on Pedobear, claiming that he is now the adopted mascot of pedophiles everywhere.

The Sheriff's Department has advised citizens spotting Pedobear to immediately contact the Sexual Assault Felony Enforcement division at 805-781-4550.
*http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39088022
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Pedobear on next gen consoles

Pedobear flips out after not being invited to a birthday party and starts murderous rampage as a "naughty bear".

It has been higly advised by the reviewers, not to play this game.

Pedobear opens a PC repair store

In order to facilitate distribution of [[CP]] across the world, Pedobear also opened his own computer repair store in Florida, conveniently named "CP Distributor". It works much like any other repair firm, but additionally installs two encrypted hard drives packed with CP in your PC and [[Firefox]] with bookmarks to most popular CP websites. An ad published in America’s Favorite Coupon Book highlighted all these benefits.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/creepy-pedobear-stars-sex-offenders-ad-984357

Pedobear goes global and other fun facts

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In a small northern sithole called "Finland", a finnish designer and clothing store owner Kari Seppälä held an contest for a new children design and somehow pedobear themed shirt claimed the first place in the contest. This ofcourse caused massive drama and butthurt among moms across the country, thus Seppälä were forced to withdraw their new hit product before it even saw the light of day.

This is very sad, since it would have ensured much lulz to see lolies wearing pedobear t-shirts at school..

Disney and China

Xi Jinping who is secretly [[Winnie the Pooh]] created the [[coronavirus]] so [[loli]] doctors would take his temperature.

See Also

*[[Andrew Erickson]]
*[[Bill Schmalfeldt]]
*[[Carlos Deangelo Bell]]
*[[Colonel Russell Williams]]
*[[Chris Hansen]]
*[[Domo-kun]] (enemy)
*[[Gaia Online]]
*[[Interpol Hunt SwirL-Face]]
*[[Irish282]]
*[[Joe Biden]]
*[[John Mark Karr]]
*[[Kidnapping]]
*[[Madeleine McCann]]
*[[Mark Foley]]
*[[One Piece]] - SAUCE!
*[[Pandas]]
*[[4chan]]
*[[Pedopals]]
*[[Peter Sotos]]
*[[Plush Pedobear]]
*[[Pope]]
*[[MeganLeeHeart|Ricky Lee Barmore]] - White trash pedophile father of white trash reply whore MeganSpeaks.
*[[Shotacat]]
of [[CTRL ALT Delete]]]]
*[[Too old; DO NOT WANT!]]
*[[Uncle Anon]]
*[[Valis77]]
*[[Young Tubers United]]

External Links

*http://freeonlinearcade.org/shooting/600/zombears.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Zombears - Shoot the popular pedobear
*http://www.pedobaer.com" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Pedobaer.com Closed due to law
*http://pedobearpics.com" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">PedoBearPics: Now, no forum (or child) is safe
*http://chan4chan.gagspace.com/tags/Pedobear" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Chan4Chan GagSpace: Large pedobear collection from the realtime mirror, regular update
*http://groups.yahoo.com/group/pedobear" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">FINALLY! A PEDOBEAR YAHOO CLUB!
*http://z0r.de/?id=512" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">z0r.de: Pedo Pedo Pedo Pedo Pedo Pedo Loli Loli
*http://pedobear.sheezyart.com" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">SheezyArt
*http://kingof-kings.livejournal.com" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Kingof-Kings Livejournal: Pedo-pedo-pedo-pedo!

Merchandise

*http://www.pedobearplush.com" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">PedobearPlush: Proceeds go towards ED and Lulz
*http://catchkuma.com" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">CatchKuma: distributor of CuddleBear merchandise
*http://forums.bigfishgames.com/posts/list/136006.page" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">BigFishGames
*http://www.theweek.co.uk/technology/3911/pedobear-iphone-app-vanishes-apple-store" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">i-Pedo
*[[Wikipedia:File:Pedobearad.jpg|Wikipedia's computer parts distribution advertisement]]

News

*http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/08/13/man-blames-cat-for-child-_n_258752.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Huffington Post: This man tried to turn his cat into a pedocat
*http://www.theoutdoorlodge.com/features/articles/hunting/pedros_bear.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Outdoor Lodge: Pedro's bear
*http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/blog/2009/dec/07/toy-mouse-jingle-bells-paedophile" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Guardian UK: Pedomouse
*http://www.uniprot.org/taxonomy/84567" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">UniProt: Pedobacteria
*http://pressherald.mainetoday.com/story.php?id=183194&ac=PHnws" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Maine Today's Press Herald: If he knows what's good for him, he'll stay out of Maine.
*http://www.11alive.com/news/article_news.aspx?storyid=98203" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">11 Alive: IRL Pedobear tries to molest girlscout
*http://www.inquisitr.com/14258/al-qaeda-hiding-behind-pedobear-for-british-terror-attacks" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Inquisitr: Al-Qaeda hiding behind Pedobear for British terror attacks!
*http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39088022" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">This just in! Pedophiles are adopting 'Pedo Bear' as their mascot! Call the sheriff if you see Pedo Bear! At least MSN realized how bullshit that article was.
*http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=12034197" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Pedobear has recently become a father.
*http://www.theweek.co.uk/technology/11531/pedobear-panic-spreads-south-tulsa-oklahoma" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">TheWeek.co.UK: Pedobear Panic: police lie about man in the PB fursuit assaulting children, turns out he was just giving out candy and not a sex offender

Tubes

*http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=987cfd028da72db0f7f2" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Pedobear makes his presence on GodTube. BALEETED
*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-rTrtlDPBM" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Pedobear explained
*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NgpvYYdmBg" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">What is Love?-The Pedobear Edition CLOSED DUE TO JEWS
*http://www.youtube.com/usthegirlsrock" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">mmmmmm pedobear's favorite BANANA'D

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