RuneScape Private Servers

RunEscape Private Servers

[[RuneScape|RunEscape]] Private Servers are where all the butthurt faggots that quit RuinedScape go when they can't seem to live without their old Sega CD quality graphics. The quality of these server emulators is extremely horrible and should be avoided at all costs, unless, of course, you are an OldFag that loves SNES quality graphics. The Server Emulators are programmed in shitty java and if you looked at the code you would swear it was typed by a donkey's shit-spattered anus.

Features

* The same repetitive [[bullshit]] you do on normal RuneScape except it doesn't work more then half the time.
* Whiny 13 year olds who cry for some [[Lemon party|older faggot]] to code their [[bukkake]]d sources.
* SNES to N64 quality graphics.
* 16 year olds that think they can code better then everyone else when, in reality, they suck just as much as the 13 year olds that ask them for help
* Access to Decompiled Jagex Code which is not as horrible as the server emulators but still pretty terrible. Andrew Gower would probably want to jump off his poorly coded virtual cliff. He will hopefully release his virtual cliff as open source so a lot of the shitty RuneScape community decides to jump off of it with him and we can live in peace.

Private Server Forumz

These communities are the breeding grounds for the lonely faggots that are into RuneScape Private Servers.

Rune-Server

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The owner of this site sits drunk all day long getting [[ear rape]]d by [[chiptune]]s and when he rarely comes on, he's hungry and drunk for money. He then [[Cockmongler|sucks a bunch of faggots' dicks]] and feels better, then passes out. The Moderators are extremely abusive; don't make them butthurt or they will ban you. The Administrators also do not give a fuck and are not active except [[Cunt|Kevin]] when he's drunk. He also likes to spend these little faggots' rich parents' money on premium Russian vodka and . This is clearly a huge spawning pool that should be [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|exterminated]].

MoparScape

This maggot hatchery is where they all start out before they join the next tier of faggots on Rune-Server. They usually make the migration after realizing this community is shit and they can't get any help, so they try to find more.

RuneLocus

This breeding ground is owned by a DJ somewhere in the Netherlands. It is very dusty and empty; it is comprised of the left over faggots from Rune-Server that didn't make it past MoparScape. There's really not much to say about this community other than its where the rejected faggots stay.

Gallery of FailServers

See Also

*[[RuneScape]]
*[[RuneScape Forums]]
*[[Defil3d]]
*[[13-year-old boys]]
*[[Zezima]]
*[[Virgin]]
*[[Jagex]]
*[[Durial321]]
*[[MMORPG]]
*[[Addiction]]
*[[Luring]]
*[[AQ Worlds]]
*[[WoW]]
*[[Tom Fulp]]
*[[Sythe]]