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Russia Today, more commonly known by its abbreviated form "RT" is a Russkie propaganda network and the media branch of [[Putin]]'s fan-club, meant to subvert foreigners into hardcore [[Putin#Nashi|Nashi]]. It was first launched in [[2005]] to control [[Russian]] minds because breaking old Soviet habits is a very hard thing to do. Not content with controlling Russians only, they made another outlet called "Russia Al-Yaum" as an [[Arab#Arabic|Arabic]] version in [[2007]] in addition to other language versions [[nobody cares]] about. The one that has produced the most lulz is the English version.
RT is the only entity in the world that pretends to give a fuck about the death of a few filthy brown children
Erina Ade, deep,deep intellect
Viewerbase
RT is odd compared to other foreign news networks in that its viewership consists largely of young adult males and hipsterfags who think watching a state-funded news network is "alternative". They also have a major audience of [[conspiratards]] willing to believe anything that goes against the Americunt government no matter how retarded. This is a blunder on the part of Putin's PR people as they have picked a demographic that is not only completely retarded and easily influenced, but who also are unable to do jack-shit.
Methods
Taking a page from [[Faux News]], most on-air anchors are [[whores|attractive young women]], because [[Fact|propaganda is alright as long as it's being delivered with big tits]]. In an attempt to undermine the West at any given chance, RT takes the side of Left-tarded and [[social justice]] causes such as [[Occupy Wall Street]] and other [[Anonymous]] moralfaggotry. This is evident from RT's apparent undying love of niggers. They were there shitting on the police and anyone who didn't wish to be mauled/raped by a wild nigger every step of the way in the case of [[Trayvon Martin]], [[Michael Brown]] and that one nigger whose death started the obnoxious #icantbreathe shit. RT, unlike virtually everyone else, does not consider the death of niggers to be a source of lulz, yet will always take advantage of chimpouts in order to get a ratings boost.
Gallery of Attention Whores
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Abby Martin deserves her own gallery
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[[Riots#Ukrainian_Chimpout|Ukrainian Chimpout]]
In fall if 2013, Ukrainian president and shameless Russian cocksucker Viktor Yanukovich attempted to make some sort of trade deal with Russia, the Ukrainians, having a massive sense of [[USI]] despite being illiterate backwards slavshits, decided they would like to join the EU instead. After all, who doesn't want the infestation of Muslim immigrants
RT anchor drama
Azn news anchor emoquits live
[[Abby Martin]] and TOW
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The [[Arab Spring]]
During the Arab Spring, Russia Today did all it could do to stop it, calling Libyans [[terrorists]],saying that the war in [[Syria]] never actually happened,and BAWWWWING that if the revolution won, the world would enter a nuclear war.
Shit they said in Syria
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According to RT, the [[people]] did not revolt in [[Syria]] and are just feeling cold. That's why [[false|thousands of people died, because they were cold]], and any shooting that happens in there, it's just some drunks fighting or something and there is no huge scale war.
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See also
*[[Russia]] - the glorious motherland
*[[Putin]] - Constant dicksucking
*[[Old Media]]
*[[MH17]] - [[Russia|Ukraine]]'s fault
*[[South Ossetia]]
*[[Russian Wikipedia]]
*[[Ron Paul|Paultard]] - The hipsters who think watching RT makes them [[kewlies|cool]].
*[[Ukraine]] - Fucking [[Sandniggers|Nazis]]
External Links
*http://www.stopfake.org/en/russia-s-top-100-lies-about-ukraine/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Top 100 lies made by RT
*http://rt.com/usa/allegations-nsa-tool-decrypts-https-085/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">ED mention
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