Sweet Baby Inc Detected

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Sweet Baby Inc. Detected, or [[GamerGate]] [[Electric Boogaloo|2: Electric Boogaloo]], is the latest rung on the neverending drama ladder that sinks deeper and deeper into the foul septic tank of "professional" game development. What would have been a simple case of [[Shit Nobody Cares About|Who Gives A Fuck]] if everyone involved had even half a braincell, has instead blossomed into a [[Goatse|beautiful flower]] of corporate chicanery, hate speech, and [[lulz]]. Excited?

What even the fuck is Sweet Baby Inc?

A consulting firm. Nothing more and nothing less. To make things simple, these are assholes you hire if you need advice on video game stories and narratives, and honestly it's not a new concept. Think like a corporate version of [[Yahoo Answers]], except you have to pay these guys money. Sweet Baby Inc, specifically, are basically that "Put a woman in it and make her gay!" joke from [[South Park]] that [[Digimon|digivolved]] into a company. If you're too retarded to figure out that all you need to do to have "more diversity and representation" in your game is change the color of some characters and give some tits to others, Sweet Baby Inc will fly to the rescue and, for a nominal fee, tell you to change the color of some characters and give some tits to others.

(((DETECTED)))

About to learn a lesson dear, sweet [[Alex Wuori

learned one million internet years ago...]]
Lulz loomed on the far horizon in 2024 when a user of Steam, Kabrutus, became the curator of https://store.steampowered.com/curator/44858017/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Sweet Baby Inc. Detected, a list of every game these con artists have ever worked on along with a simple Not Recommended. It's basically a Target brand [[Coincidence Detector]] that's been stripped of all antisemetism, offensiveness, and hilarity which had only about 200 followers, and only really exists to say "I don't recommend you play these games because these people worked on it." You may be asking, why is this drama-worthy? Why did anyone even care what some rando's opinion on some games is? How could anyone possibly take something as simple as a factual IMDB credits page, created from public and readily-available information and presented with a slight bias, and derive any manner of "controversy?" Why can't consumers know about who worked on a product before choosing to spend their money on it? This is where the fun begins.

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Chris Kindle, an employee of Sweet Baby Inc and part-time zombified [[The Walking Dead|Michonne Grimes]] impersonator, discovered this group and went absolutely ballistic. Trying, and desperately failing, to rally the [[Anonymous|knuckle-dragging legions]] of [[Twatter]] into a [[Raid]], he was firmly and politely told [[X is not your personal army|Twitter is not your personal army]] and given a hilarious [[Ban|6 day vacation]] for breaking Twatter's terms of service regarding "targeted harassment". Another employee, Felix Maya Kramer, took the [[BAWW]] approach and began whining about how mean and unfair and blah blah blah things really were, because how dare consumers have an opinion on their product, but there'll be more on her(?) later.

(((STREISANDED)))

With the heat surrounding Kabrutus and his group, and the Leftards bleating about "paradox of tolerance" or whatever buzzwords they like to use, more people began to take notice. This is when people realized these were the guys who assed up the Suicide Squad game, the sweet scent of lulz was detected, and they began to dig a little deeper. Enough dirtiness was found that even seemed to turn [[NORP|NORPs]] against Sweet Baby Inc, and a good old dose of the [[Streisand Effect]] made the group balloon up to over 200,000 followers in only a couple of weeks. Felix Maya Kramer's hate speech on Twitter was unveiled, creating a pretty ugly Exhibit A for anyone who needs proof that Libtards don't give even a flying fuck about "equality" and "acceptance" and are just [[Lolcow|overly insecure professional victims]] who [[Check Your Privilege|hate anything white with a penis]]. A presentation was dug up of Kim Belair at a 2019 Game Developer's Circlejerk where she urges folks to "scare developers into hiring their company under threat of being cancelled by [[Social Justice Warrior|SJWs]], also creating a pretty ugly Exhibit A for anyone who needs proof that "wokeness" in media is nothing more than a marketing protection racket used by idiots to scare critics, consumers, and creators into marching lockstep with their own stupid beliefs. The immediate reaction to any and all criticism from the company was "you're just (shuffles deck, draws card) sexists and racists!" without even attempting to address the criticisms against them, also creating a pretty ugly Exhibit A for anyone who needs proof that the entire "we're under attack from ists, phobes, and the [[Alt-Right]]" excuse is nothing more than a manipulation tactic used to bully critics and consumers into choosing between buying and supporting a product or being labeled as "the bad guys." And finally, for a cherry on this sundae of [[Fail]], https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/the-sexiest-podcast/id1135464460" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">an embarrassing podcast was dug up where Sweet Baby's CEO objectifies others where they rank the "sexiness" of everything from [[UnderageB&]] to [[Zoophile|animals]] without even a hint of self-irony, showing just how pathetic these [[Retards]] really are.

In the end, it's basically a lite version of [[Gamergate]], except this time it's evident even to "[[NORPs|normal people]]" that the [[SJWs]] really are just chasing windmills to push agendas and draw a profit, while their critics really are justified in calling them out for their [[faggotry]]. Gamergate was easy to spin in favor of Zoe Quinn since it was mostly coming from those [[Pol/|irassible rascals]], and [[4Chan|The Hacker known as 4Chan]] bullying a poor, sweet, left-leaning delicate womyn is an easy "bad guys vs good guys" story for the [[Media]]. This time, without the [[Aspierations|mental gymnastics]] of a [[Palestine|FREE PALESTINE]] advocate, it's basically impossible to side with a company full of creepy predators who are using targeted harassment campaigns to cover up their mafioso protection racket and casual racism instead of a group of gamers who just want to know which games these skeevy fuckers worked on before they buy them. While there's plenty of folks talking about this one, they all seem at best to be siding with Kabrutus and his group, and at worst to be staying neutral.

Pretty much the only ones still siding with Sweet Baby Inc are [[Zoe Quinn|the usual gang of idiots]], [[Kotaku]] and other similar [[Clickbait]] news outlets crying that [[Typical|the invisible, cabal of sexist racist Alt-Right downvote-bombers are at it again]], and the [[Wikipedos]] since they consider Kotaku a more reliable source than screenshots. Which is why, once again, don't talk to them unless your big brother [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] is with you to set the facts straight.

If you've learned nothing else, if you want to avoid drama when you're a hypocritical group of bigots who threatens people into hiring you, and the only "controversy" you're facing is someone makes a list of the games you've made, you say [[LOL INTERNET]] and let that sleeping dog lie.

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The List

Because it makes the Babies cry, Chris Kindle cut himself, and Felix Maya Kramer hate the white wiener even more than she already does, here's the full list. Because it may not always be 100% up-to-date and is mostly only being held here to offer Kabrutus political asylum when the SJWs eventually cry hard enough to get his list cancelled, as well as to piss the lefties off, feel free to https://store.steampowered.com/curator/44858017/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">visit his actual list instead!

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[[:Image:SpaceTowTruckSweetBabyInc.png|Tweeted by the babies themselves]]

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