The Batman Rapist

TBR is capable of rape in mid air.

TBR has several similarities with the [[Fiction|fictional]], and [[Freelancerraiko|less lulzy Batman]]. He has never been caught, and his Batrapistmobile differs from the Tim Burton Batmobile only in having a back seat for which to rape upon. All of his various tools have been custom made to both look and operate [[over 9000]] times better than [[BDSM|standard raping equipment]], but also carry his custom, and fairly awesome logo.
His armory of deserved sexual domination includes:
*Bat fuzzy cuffs
*Bat ball gag
*Bat rope
*Bat high heels
*Bat tights (kept in ample supply as they are always destroyed)
*Bat leather outfit that has “Put it in my bat cave” printed on the front
*Bat leather gloves
*Bat make-up (in case a tomboy or a hippie is targeted)
*Bat clown suit (For comic relief. Rape is always funny, but it is especially funny when done in a clown suit.)
*Bat condoms The Batman Rapist does not believe in condoms, he regards them as a paradox.

Note: All tools used by TBR both bear his logo, and have the word “Bat” in what they are called. Calling his Bat fuzzy cuffs “fuzzy cuffs” means
[[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG]].

Investigation

Once exposed to him, the fragile female mind can't comprehend how he could be wrong.

Upon reading his letter, the male police instantly recognized the [[Dick Masterson|obvious truths]] to TBRs ideals. They sympathized and found themselves agreeing with him. Having infiltrated the police, many of the [[feminazis]] would not let justice stand, and so they used their evil women's rights to commence a go-for-broke investigation to catch the crusader of justice, and bury his dangerously true thoughts.
While many of the male police have become victim to the feminazi information and [[4chan|thought control]], several brave policemen are working hard in aiding the caped crusader in his quest for [[truth]], [[vagina]], and [[lulz]]. One such brave soul is [[Pretty cool guy|Commissioner Gordon]], who eventually had a character named after him in the Batman comics and movies. It is thanks to the work of policemen like Commissioner Gordon that TBR has managed to [[Trolling|evade capture for over 20 years]]. TBR remains the single greatest and most shining example that the feminazi regime can be overcome, and that [[Winrar|chauvinism]] is not yet lost to mankind. [[Fact|If every basement dweller had the courage to cosplay and rape for years on end, the world would without a doubt be a better place.]]

Suspects

Mick Jagger – That guy from Fergie was tired of how easily he could get to see [[wimminz]] naked. He was completely disgusted by the fact that even though he’s [[brb church|80 years old]] he could clap his hands and a blockbusting line of fresh [[loli]] would appear at his front door and circle around his house several times. Realizing how women functioned only as a way of fulfilling a [[Homosexuality|momentary desire]], and how [[Truth|no women had EVER revolutionized the face of music]], he set out to remind them all of that. He laughed in the face of feminazis, and [[tl;dr|tl;dr'd]] all of their [[Scientology|bullshit excuses]] as to why they should have equal rights.

Paul McCartney – The crowd favorite of [[The Beatles|The Beatles]] and a father of [[Pop music]], Paul McCartney had it all, [[amiright]]? While he was out being the [[sarcasm|fantastic musician we all know and love]] he had to watch John Lennon and Yoko Ono [[Fanfic_lesbians|scissoring each other]] and making out during practice sessions. If that stupid [[azn]] bitch hadn’t been there they could have just practiced in peace, [[truth|and probably been a successful band]]. He concluded that women had only done harm to the music world, and set out to prevent such an [[Operation SyPhyllis|atrocity]] from happening in the future. [[an hero|An true hero]] to the music industry not as a musician, but as a [[Rape|rapist]].

Sid Vicious - [[BAHDUM TISH|oh wait, he’s dead lol.]]

John Cleese – That dude behind most of [[Monty Python]] eventually had to compete with all modern comedy which, all things considered, just ripped off of his work from [[at least 100 years ago]] anyway. He did what any competitive mother fucker would do, he pushed comedy forward into the realm of [[lulz]]. While seemingly not impressive, he did so only by being a [[pretty cool guy]] and [[Genius|having no exposure to internet culture]]. As if that wasn’t enough, he discovered that [[Josef Fritzl|rape can be funny]] and set out on the greatest comedic crusade since the [[holocaust]] [[holocaust]] [[Holocaust|MOTHER FUCKING HOLOCAUST]]. [[Some argue|One might say]] that this means he takes his role as the protector of Bath [[Doing it wrong|unseriously]]. This is complete and utter [[bullshit]]. He sees being funny to be a major bonus to doing the world a favor. Like we said, through and through a [[pretty cool guy]].

JK Rowling – Being able to write complete sentences is an obviously [[Witch|suspicious trait for a woman]]. Despite having to abbreviate her first initials, [[Just Kidding|JK]] is a well known lesbian because she can both recite her alphabet AND use it to form words. Writing [[Harry Potter|books that promote homosexuality]], it’s no secret that she’s a fan of [[indigo children|people who share her parts]]. Her books are full of [[Bicurious|sexual confusion]] with a main character who remains a virgin, but is cock teased in every fucking chapter. [[Rickroll|Rollin']] began to emulate her character and desire some sex for herself. Using a costume to hide her identity, she went out into the night to find her own Ginny Weasley. Either that or she has a [[cock]].

[[Josef Fritzl]] - To the rape cave!

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