The Great /pol/ Social Justice Raid of 2013

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January 10th, 2013. For those [[Reddit|who]] [[JIDF|typically]] [[Teabaggers|browse]] [[Pol/|/pol/]], it was a night like any other night; bashing [[Jews]], bashing [[liberals]], bashing [[niggers]], and bashing everyone who isn't [[Ron Paul]]. After all, that's why /pol/ exists, to keep those faggots off of the other boards.

Eventually, a https://archive.fo/nl9em" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">thread was posted that managed to stop the white chimpout for longer than five minutes. /pol/ bitches about Tumblr all the time, but this was different: This was actually worth noting. A deathly silence fell upon /pol/, and for once, the words "JIDF" or "Reddit" were [[Holy shit|nowhere to be found.]] Something strange was brewing: /pol/ actually struck gold.

Imagine everyone's surprise when something actually happens, when a category five shitstorm of drama was discovered. And from the churning, fecal waves of the shitstorm emerged a great spout of water, from a [[Goatse|blowhole]] so massive it threatened to swallow the /pol/iticians whole. From the abyss emerged a whale and lolcow so massive, so colossal, and so supersaturated in lulz, and so Lovecraftian, that the only thing that can manage to fell the great [[hambeast]] will be [[Kill yourself|its own hand]].

This is the story of SnowyOwlWhiteCotton, perhaps the first great lolcow of 2013. And yes - [[Impossible|/pol/ actually did something epic for once.]]

Thar She Blows

It all began when some faggot on /pol/ stumbled across a picture on [[Tumblr]] - yes, the board that hates Tumblr more than anyone else on [[4chan]] obviously goes there, too - of some Jewess [[Cosplay|pretending]] to be a [[Red Indian]]. Naturally, the [[Social_Justice|Social Justice Warriors]] on Tumblr, ignoring the indisputable, scientific, empirical fact that [[Jews]] are not [[white]], flew into a rage almost immediately. The anguished cries of "CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE" blocked out the sun. [[Anonymous]] comments began flooding the Prairie Wigger's Tumblr well into the night. /pol/, bizarrely enough, slowly began to rage.

The OP claimed that she [[Transracial|was actually Native American]], drawing more rage from all corners of the Social Justice enclave. And lo, from the depths, emerged the great https://web.archive.org/web/20130130210927/http://snowyowlwhitecotton.tumblr.com/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">SnowyOwlWhiteCotton. The screams of "[[Race Card|RACIST]]" and "[[Not racist|WHITE CIS BITCH]]" could be heard for miles. /pol/ fell silent, in awe of the sheer amount of blubber the creature contained.

The hambeast in question, [[Spic|Rose Gutierrez Jimenez]], is obviously not Native American herself. If anything, she was probably mad that someone else stole her idea of pretending to be a Featherhead, therefore denying her the privilege of being a [[Special Snowflake Syndrome|special snowflake]]. Naturally, /pol/ smelled blood in the water, and once it was discovered just how much of a lolcow the unslain Titan had the potential to be, the raid began.

The irony in this is the fact that /pol/ was actually defending a Jew, but considering she's actually [[I'd hit it|kinda hot,]] we can only assume that they made an exception.

BRB Suicide

Once the flood of concerned anonymous comments began informing SOWC of her [[Fat|weight problem]] and desperately advising her to [[Suicide|seek help for it]], the wannabe Squaw posted the above image, informing Tumblr that she was going to take their advice and end it all. /pol/ declared victory, and a new queen was crowned, ushering a new golden age of Zionist Occupied /pol/, complete with a chieftain's headdress.

Unfortunately, the victory proved to be short-lived. As expected, the puta had only posted the suicide threat as a way of garnering sympathy, which, of course, resulted in nobody giving a fuck. Realizing her cry for attention fell upon deaf ears, she [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|deleted her Tumblr]], only to reopen again later.

Proving what was already known, the first thing she did upon reopening her Tumblr was disabling anon comments and [[Asking for it|declaring victory]]. And of course, once /pol/ began making their own Tumblrs and continued the raid, [[Srsly|another suicide threat went up.]] If at first you don't succeed...

STOP BEING SO RACIST YOU FUCKING WHITE CRACKER-ASS BITCH

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Gallery of Justice

External Links

*SnowyOwlWhiteCotton - The fat bitch's Tumblr. Tumblrsquatted or sold for backlinks. See captures at https://web.archive.org/web/*/http://snowyowlwhitecotton.tumblr.com/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Archive.org. Only the pre 2014 captures are her
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- Rose's Facebook, confirmed. Gutted or sold for backlinks
*http://chanarchive.org/4chan/pol/66228/9074001#p9077276" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Thread number one.
*http://chanarchive.org/4chan/pol/66239" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Thread number two.
*http://chanarchive.org/4chan/pol/66249/hamplanet-suicide" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Thread number three.

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